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  1. Ace Bandage

    The 2011 MLB Thread

    I'll be at the Friendly Confines today as we try to sweep the D-Backs. It's definitely worth taking a personal day off work to go to Wrigley Field. Unfortunately, the last 3 times I've seen them play, we've lost. I hope that changes today. Go Cubbies!
  2. Ace Bandage

    NHL '10/'11 Thread.

    I'll take a matchup with Vancouver all day. The Hawks will have Sharpie back by then and they're always a playoff team. And you can't tell me that eliminating a team in consecutive years doesn't mean anything. Those ****** Canuckers know they can't touch the Hawks in a 7 game series.
  3. Ace Bandage

    NHL '10/'11 Thread.

    And the Blackhawks own them in the playoffs. See 2009 and 2010.
  4. Ace Bandage

    GM Chinese owned!

    Good to see that some of you are moronic enough to take an April Fool's joke at face value. Dumbasses, go stick your head in a fucking toilet.
  5. Ace Bandage

    What Exotic ****** Would You Like To Have As A Pet?

    A wolverine. Or maybe a Korean. Perhaps a venomous duck.
  6. Ace Bandage

    WWE Raw & Smackdown Weekly Thread

    Damn, Orton and Mysterio both got a great pop at the end of that match. It was a little slow at the start, but they had a great finish. At some point though, I wouldn't mind seeing Punk pick up a win over Orton.
  7. Ace Bandage

    WWE Raw & Smackdown Weekly Thread

    The Great One will be on RAW again tonight. Don't get me wrong, I love having The Rock on WWE programming again, but something needs to happen with this angle. Hopefully, the announcement that he plans to make involves him having a match with Cena either at Extreme Rules or Summer Slam. Surely...
  8. Ace Bandage

    2010-2011 NCAA Basketball Thread

    I tried to watch women's basketball once... ended up stapling my head to the floor. Jesus shish kebabin' Christ, it was fucking boring. :*****:
  9. Ace Bandage

    WWE Raw & Smackdown Weekly Thread

    The Cole v Lawler match was the worst match on the card by far. Cole can't even stand on the 2nd turnbuckle without losing his balance. The crowd had no interest in the match apart from waiting on Austin to stun people. He stole the show as expected. I hope Cole and Jerry just go back to...
  10. Ace Bandage

    WWE Raw & Smackdown Weekly Thread

    First time I ordered WM in probably 10 years. Rock, Austin, HHH, and Undertaker made it worth it. It was also great to see Cena get booed out of the building. Wow, did Trish Stratus look good. Damn! :drool2: Side note: Where was Sheamus v Bryan?
  11. Ace Bandage

    Did really extreme swap in swingers' club last night

    If another guy ejaculated on my significant other's face, they'd find him ten years later in a river with cinder blocks tied to his ankles. I don't know why you posted this story to begin with. Are we supposed to be jealous that you're raw dogging random couples? :dunno: My reaction was just...
  12. Ace Bandage

    Obama Awarded for Openness in Private

    Exactly. You nailed it. :thumbsup: A Republican president would have solved all of the nation's problems within the first two years and then probably cured cancer or ushered in world peace during the the remainder of his term (maybe both). But with this guy in office... what are you going to do?
  13. Ace Bandage

    Have you had sex (place)

    Yes. :facepalm: ... while sharing a room with other people?
  14. Ace Bandage

    Tittyman's question of the day?

    No, but I'll take her wife
  15. Ace Bandage

    Goddammit, I can't rep you for this...

    Goddammit, I can't rep you for this: http://board.freeones.com/showpost.php?p=5564209&postcount=12 #winning
  16. Ace Bandage

    Obama Awarded for Openness in Private

    Give him some credit. He is pretty good at spouting out catchphrases about change whilst maintaining the status quo. I hope he enjoys the only four years he'll be spending as president. Change you can believe in. Yes, we can.
  17. Ace Bandage

    May 29th, 2011 : Indianapolis 500 VS Monaco Grand Prix

    I don't know who told you that, but it's not true. The current record was achieved with a turbocharged engine. The Dallara-Honda package used now is a naturally aspirated engine and chassis setup. Last year, the pole speed was around 227 mph. They might push 230 this year, but there's no way...
  18. Ace Bandage

    May 29th, 2011 : Indianapolis 500 VS Monaco Grand Prix

    Well, since I'll be in the stands for my 24th consecutive Indy 500, I'm pretty sure I'll be watching that. In fact, I was there on Friday. Right now at the IMS museum, they have over 70 former winning cars dating back to 1911. It's really fascinating to see how the cars have evolved over the...
  19. Ace Bandage

    Sexy / porn movies on IPhone

    Why don't you just download the movies you want and convert them to mp4 video? That's the format that plays back on the iPhone. It's simple and free. No need to pay for anything. I've done it with several movies on my phone. Granted they weren't porn, but the method still applies.
  20. Ace Bandage

    Convince Girlfriend to Make Porno

    Rohypnol, **********, and a VW bus.
  21. Ace Bandage

    The 2011 MLB Thread

    I guess 161-1 would still put us in the playoffs. :tongue: Great comeback win today by the Cubbies. I hope Z's injury was only *****. It would not be good to lose our #2 pitcher after his first outing of the season. Marmol looked filthy today. Struck out all 3 he faced in the 9th to get the...
  22. Ace Bandage

    2010-2011 NCAA Basketball Thread

    Gotta love Butler. Good old fashioned Indiana basketball. They're not flashy, but they're smart on the offensive side of the ball, and they play great defense. I don't have any Big Ten teams left to root for, so I'll cheer on the hometown guys. Go Bulldogs!
  23. Ace Bandage

    Rate the signature above you

    Well, you have a better chance of winning that than you do MOTW. You're also off-topic.
  24. Ace Bandage

    Rate the signature above you

    5/10 Typical.
  25. Ace Bandage

    Are these pics hot or not?

    That's not true. You can attach pictures mid-thread as long as you own the rights to said pictures and it pertains to the thread topic. Most OCSMs own their content, and that's why they're allowed to post it whenever. In this case, she owns the rights to the pictures, that's why the attachment...
  26. Ace Bandage

    WWE Raw & Smackdown Weekly Thread

    ^^ video posting fail/10 Yeah, I did quit watching in about 2002. I started watching again because The Great One returned. When he leaves, I'll stop watching it again. WWE's product is garbage now for one simple reason: they don't have any competition. Nitro isn't around to make them push the...
  27. Ace Bandage

    brunette or blond?

    Brunette always wins. Fact.
  28. Ace Bandage

    I Just Gave Positive Rep. to Mrtrebus and TheOrangeCat!

    TOC annoys the fuck out of me, but trebus is one of my favorite posters. He's a dickhead just like I am, and we both enjoy aggravating others with neg rep. :D
  29. Ace Bandage

    The 2011 MLB Thread

    Yeah, I'm taking a personal day for a road trip to Wrigley on Wednesday against the D-Backs. :o It's $30 for a bus trip there and back and that price includes the ticket. We can also ***** on the way there as long as we do it discreetly. We'll get there about an hour early and then pregame *****...
  30. Ace Bandage

    What are you listening to right now?

    qnzpX7aefIc
  31. Ace Bandage

    The 2011 MLB Thread

    This makes me smile. :D Misery loves company. I don't have a laundry list of problems though. We're the Cubs. Me make our own bad luck.
  32. Ace Bandage

    The 2011 MLB Thread

    Well, there's always next year. :(
  33. Ace Bandage

    Any women on this board??

    Nope, I just play a female on the Interwebz. You know, sort of like Boothy.
  34. Ace Bandage

    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Actual pic that made you cum today ^^ That's my wife, Katie Rivers.
  35. Ace Bandage

    Any women on this board??

    How you doin'? :wave:
  36. Ace Bandage

    What Audrey Bitoni scene is this?

    Looks like a sex scene to me. You're welcome. :hatsoff:
  37. Ace Bandage

    Actually, no. I heard from someone in our athletic department that it was a done deal on...

    Actually, no. I heard from someone in our athletic department that it was a done deal on Monday for him to go to Mizzou. Purdue had to have offered him more money in between then and now for him to stay. It shouldn't have even been an issue. He's a 3 time Big Ten COTY with .709 winning...
  38. Ace Bandage

    What is thread

    I love lamp.
  39. Ace Bandage

    what game are you playing right now?

    Tiger Woods PGA Tour 12: The Masters :rubbel:
  40. Ace Bandage

    Jesse Jane

    I once downloaded a video with my mind. Unfortunately, it was Sweet Home Alabama. :(
  41. Ace Bandage

    WWE Raw & Smackdown Weekly Thread

    The Brahma Bull needs to work on his kip-ups. Props to Cena for taking the heat tonight. He gave it almost as well as he took it. The Miz continues to impress me. I hope he keeps the title even though the match is shaping up to be heel vs. heel.
  42. Ace Bandage

    WWE Raw & Smackdown Weekly Thread

    No, Ric Flair was an amazing heel. Roddy piper was an amazing heel. Scott Hall and Kevin Nash were great heels. Michael Cole is douche bag. He doesn't get any heat as a heel. People are just apathetic towards him. They'll drop the angle after WM. It's a waste of time to involve the announcers...
  43. Ace Bandage

    what do you see?

    Tell them? :mad: No. This insolence will not be tolerated. I would expect you to stab them in the throat and then explain the difference as they took their last gasps of air whilst slowly ******** to death. Yes, that would be an appropriate punishment.
  44. Ace Bandage

    what do you see?

    Not to be a stickler or anything, but Batman is a proper noun, and you form the plural by adding an s. 2 Batmans :o
  45. Ace Bandage

    WWE Raw & Smackdown Weekly Thread

    Thank fucking Christ that the Lawler vs. Cole feud is nearly over. What a waste of time. :facepalm:
  46. Ace Bandage

    WWE Raw & Smackdown Weekly Thread

    I haven't been looking forward to RAW this much in probably ten years. Can't wait to see The Great One.
  47. Ace Bandage

    2010-2011 NCAA Basketball Thread

    Yeah, it's either that or the fact that he's the 8th highest paid coach in the conference. :facepalm: One of those two has to be the reason.
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