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Ice cold Bud Light. Watching the Cubs lose to the Cardinals. What else is new? :(

She's not really a porn star, but I heart Mei Ling Lam.

Can we shoot poor people too? Please say yes.

First Shaq, now Jenna? :surprise: Seriously though, I've never heard of her. I'm sure porn will still go on though.

^^ They're going after Sony because Sony prosecuted people for downloading music illegally. Supposedly, Anonymous is behind it, but they claim it's a splinter group

Did you mean to type Santa Claus, but put Sony instead? :dunno: I guess I don't believe in either one.

Who's that? :dunno:

It's a dollar, dude. :facepalm: If you're that goddamn curious, join and find out.

People who are rude to waiters or waitresses.

7/10 Socks are hot, but what's with the shirt? Tits or GTFO!

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Not sure how I forgot Campbell's chicken noodle soup. I love that stuff. :D

A sudden stop would be funny to watch.

Oh, I had not considered that. :o We would have a monopoly on waffles. The rest of the world would be powerless. Okay, okay, Chad first and then Belgium. We'd also need Canada for maple syrup. After those three are conquered, then we start throwing darts.

Sasha Bonilova

She's giving you the appetizer. If you let her off without a ticket, you get the main course and maybe some dessert. ::wink, wink, nudge::

Rhinovirus, common cold. You know: runny nose, headache, sore throat, nasal congestion. My cure for any virus like that is lots of orange juice. Probably doesn't work, but I think it does, so that's what matters. Placebo effect... blah, blah, blah.

Orange juice. I think I'm getting a cold. :(

We wouldn't ****** Belgium. :eek: Best waffle ever. You're exempt.

Fucking douche bag. :mad: My favorite has to be Scott Tenorman Must Die. That or Cartmanland.

I'll take blue and yellow, the rest of you can fight over the other two.

No, he has horrible taste in music so I'm not offended. Indie rock bands like Death Cab and The Shins aren't Emo, Scooter. And I'll take them over that hard rock screamer **** that he listens to any day of the week.

Wow, with tits like that, I'm not giving her a ticket. :drool2: Drive as fast and recklessly as you want, but you need to blow into my breathalyzer first. (And by breathalyzer, I mean my dick. In case that wasn't clear.)

Is that from Avatar? Never saw the film, but I heard it had some fucked up **** going on. Guitar *** seems out of place...

Where's the goddamn toy? If you're going to put everything else on there, why leave that off?

I don't even remember making this poll. :dunno: I hope the obtrusive border was already in place when I found the photo. I'd **** to think that I added that. :facepalm: Any ideas who the girls are? I'd still take the brunette by the way.

I don't get to see any of the details because I don't have a Facebook account. How long does she have to get to 500K? Hell, she's already half way there. :clap: to those of you voting.

I wouldn't call her perfect, but I wouldn't kick her out of bed either.

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Miami Heat fans, synthetic **** corks, the designated hitter rule, gas prices, misused apostrophes, people who don't mow their lawns, my 3 wood, people who wear socks with sandals, Honda Elements, baggage fees, and DirecTv.

Great Odin's raven. :mad: Maybe a little warning next time before I click on a link with middle aged dick staring back at me. I might as well have been lemon partied.

Welcome back, Kimora. Good to hear that you're sort of back on your feet. I challenge you to a foot race. Loser has to post topless pictures on FO. :D

I give free breast exams to well endowed women. So... samesies? :dunno:

Oh, I see. You're dodging the question. :tongue: Do you like it or not, Ronnie?

Awesome. I've been waiting for this. Time to put up a giant map of the world and throw darts at it. Wherever they land, that's who we ******. I'm hoping for Chad... we're on a first name basis. :facepalm:

Not interested. When I see BBW, I think fat mess. I prefer my women to be thin, tanned, and toned. I guess you could throw throw in tattooed as well, but that's not a requirement That's just me though. Your mileage may vary.

Boiler The Fuck Up!

You have to drive through us to get somewhere better. :mad: How dare he besmirch the great Hoosier State! I take umbrage to such insults. We are the crossroads of America, but that doesn't mean that Indiana doesn't have anything to offer. Have you not seen our miles and miles of corn and soybeans?

Kraft macaroni and cheese for sure. It's like its own goddamn food group. Pop-Tarts are also great for those mornings where there just isn't enough time for breakfast.

Gears of War 2, Bioshock, and GTA IV. All three of those were a waste of money.

My *** and I talk about sports and Indy cars. What in the blue hell kind of ********* did you have? :wtf:

That sounds exactly like the plot of Good Will Hunting.

Yeah... I abstain from all social networking because I believe it will lead to the eventual decline and destruction of mankind. Can I just wish you well instead? :D (Alternatively, I could have the other contestants taken care of. Just give me the word.) She posted some professional shots...

Mei Ling Lam (click image to enlarge)

Re: Who has the prettiest pussy? Lindsay Marie

Duh, of course. Like I want to see any other females naked. Weirdo...

Girls trying on and modeling clothes is always a turn-on. If I'm going to follow her around to all the stores, then she has to let me go into the fitting room with her. That's our deal. I love when she tries on different pairs of jeans or tight shirts. Occasionally, she'll let me help her pick...

The jump was before the race in the infield by turn four. The stands were less than half full because they did the jump at 10:50 (the green flag dropped at about 12:17). The 500 this year was one of the most memorable in recent years. It was an exciting race all the way through. I felt really...

We don't talk about banning. Unless you want to be next. :nono: To answer the question: Allison Stokke http://cache.ohinternet.com/images/5/50/AllisonStokke.jpg http://olympicgirls.net/sport-girls/allison_stokke-350.jpg http://www.sportsclb.com/wp-content/uploads/allison_stokke.jpg