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  1. Ace Bandage

    Rate the persons Avatar above you.

    6/10
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    Rate the signature above you

    100 hundred bazillion/10 Spexy... :kiss:
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    Osama Bin Laden butt plug

    Would this be the appropriate time to point out that Ms. FreeOnes never sticks around for longer than 72 hrs after winning the award? :stir:
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    Inmate exploits jail phone glitch, makes enough money to post bail

    Yes, but now he should have to go back because he was too goddamn stupid to just keep it to himself. Quid pro quo.
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    any one know

    Yes, yes, it's all falling into place. :elaugh: Fallhell is actually my alternate account. Nobody would expect a grammar **** asshole to be a dimwit bereft of all knowledge of the workings of the English language. I can play both sides against each other and gain sympathy for my cause. Dance...
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    any one know

    1. OMG = . 2. Throw in some commas, correct spelling, and capitalization, and you get this:
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    any one know

    That's a lie. :rolleyes: I've bought tokens twice on MFC, and I've never been overcharged. It appeared on my statement exactly as they said it would. Any mistake committed was probably your fault. Don't give MFC a bad name because you can't fucking add correctly.
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    any one know

    Yes, and keep using that as a crutch. It doesn't give you the freedom to act like a moron without repercussions. Grow up. :stfu:
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    any one know

    ^^ Hah, Spexy was censored. :1orglaugh I wonder what crazy ass site she was trying to name drop...
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    any one know

    Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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    katie morgan alike

    Ben Affleck?
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    New appreciation for the petite.

    Lily Carter or Britney Beth
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    Guilty Pleasure CD

    I download all music illegally. I haven't bought an album since Coolio's Gangsta Paradise in 8th grade. Wow... I guess that qualifies...
  14. Ace Bandage

    If you were a major league closer...?

    lsV500W4BHU Start at :38, fucking blast it.
  15. Ace Bandage

    It is hot!

    Took this on my phone yesterday before baseball practice. 112 degrees is too goddamn hot to be doing anything. Our tournament starts on Friday. No reprieve in sight. FML. I just ***** loads and loads of water with an occasional Powerade throw in for good measure.
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    Americanisms

    Yes, how quickly they forget that they'd be speaking German if not for us. The USA has made English a global language. It's only natural that some of our idiosyncrasies would catch on elsewhere.
  17. Ace Bandage

    Guess the topic of the list

    You got it! :thumbsup:
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    So the girl won't date me but I'm not sure why

    Yes, exactly. You nailed it that time. :clap: People don't listen when they aren't interested or don't give a fuck. That's a hint. YhkNLHictW8
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    Guess the topic of the list

    Cal Ripken Ivan Rodriguez Hank Aaron
  20. Ace Bandage

    Reputation Problem - There is a Cap

    Says the guy who is unable to differentiate between your and you're. :1orglaugh
  21. Ace Bandage

    Reputation Problem - There is a Cap

    ^^ Er... no one knows anyone here. It's a porn forum, dude. :facepalm:
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    bong video

    Your *** is subversive. Oh, snap!
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    Rebecca Black (singer)

    Re: Rebecca Black's new song:My Moment - Official Music Video I know, right? I was overwhelmed too. She's a lyrical and musical genius. Song of the year? Hard to top this masterpiece though: 7iSRr3ZuLL8
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    WWE Raw & Smackdown Weekly Thread

    Wow... and The Game returns. That was unexpected. And there's your loophole. He says that the board of directors has filed an injunction of no confidence against Vince and has found someone else to run the day-to-day to operations of the WWE: HHH. Cena isn't fired. Yawn. Vince is relieved of...
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    WWE Raw & Smackdown Weekly Thread

    Rey vs Miz for the title. I'd **** to see them put the title on Mysterio. He's just meh.
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    Rick Ross' Google Calendar

    Was there humor here? It appears to have eluded me...
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    WWE Raw & Smackdown Weekly Thread

    In light of Punk's departure, they're having an eight man tournament for the title. Miz is in the finals right now. He'll face the winner of R-Truth & Mysterio (in progress). Swagger, Ziggler, Kofi, Del Rio, and Riley have already lost.
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    WWE Raw & Smackdown Weekly Thread

    I could see Truth winning the tournament only to have Del Rio cash in his briefcase. That'd be awesome. R-Truth is awful.
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    Do you cheat?

    Yes, I have. But only because the girl I cheated with was really fucking hot. And later I found out my girlfriend at the time was cheating on me too. So... bitches be crazy.
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    What Was The Worst Live Show You Ever Saw?

    Any of the four Dave Matthews Band concerts I went to. My friends thought he was awesome. Fucking morons. I just went to ***** **** and sing Ants Marching.
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    What Was The Best Live Show You Ever Saw?

    Death Cab for Cutie on the lawn at White River State Park in Indy. We had perfect weather, great seats, my favorite music, and cheap ****. I don't know how to improve on that.
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    WWE Raw & Smackdown Weekly Thread

    A 7 on 7 Divas match. :surprise: Eye candy... Kelly Kelly looks good in that jersey. :drool2: EDIT: Ugh, that was quick. Why bring out all the beauties and then have them leave so soon?
  33. Ace Bandage

    Tell me this isn't a messed up story...

    This isn't a messed up story... (didn't read, wanted to be first.)
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    The Greatest Songwriter of Our Generation Has Returned

    He's my wonderwall...
  35. Ace Bandage

    'Cash Cab' hits, ***** Vancouver pedestrian

    C'mon, man. You of all people should have gotten this one: Moar liek Death Cab! Amirite?
  36. Ace Bandage

    Rate the persons Avatar above you.

    6/10
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    Guess the topic of the list

    Nope. Here's another hint. Cal Ripken Ivan Rodriguez
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    Splash!

    **** like that doesn't happen if she stays in the kitchen. You can't get flung from a bike whilst making sandwiches. Just sayin'...
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    Reputation Problem - There is a Cap

    :wave: Why so serious? This all from the guy who whined when I didn't accept his friend request. You mad, bro? I would love to be a hater, but I honestly don't remember seeing you post outside of the members forum. I do know that you make a majority of those pointless post count milestone...
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    Request for help

    I could help, but first I'm going to need you to take seat. Just take a seat over there. What are you doing here?
  41. Ace Bandage

    Is wanking good for the brain?

    It probably causes cancer. Everything causes cancer. Your probably have cancer after reading this thread. Or AIDS. Or the plague. Or dysentery...
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    Fact About Yourself Thread

    I eat finger foods in odd numbers, keep all volume levels on multiples of five, alphabetize my home movie and book collection, and organize the clothes in my closet according to color. :o
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    That's just weird.

    That lamp on the bar was a poor decision. Just sayin'...
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    Reputation Problem - There is a Cap

    For once, I agree with the cupcake.
  45. Ace Bandage

    Do you think we should have a day set aside for remembering the Holodomor?

    Meh, they were Ukrainians. We're probably better off with fewer of them anyway.
  46. Ace Bandage

    Who is in your avatar?

    I don't know... she's hot though. :dunno: Little help here?
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    bong video

    If you had a video where you watched a Cubs game in just a Starlin Castro jersey, I'd be there. Hell, I'd have season tickets. But pot... meh. A little too middle schoolish for me. Time to grow up and shoot heroin like an adult.
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