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The Situation and Shia LaBeouf in triple threat TLC (tables, ladders, and chairs) match.

hU3a1PDtTYk The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us...

Reset everyone to zero and then ban all of those ridiculous post count milestone threads that are just an excuse to rep someone for no reason. They cheapen the system and inflate the rep of all those who participate. As a side effect, this would also mean that Marlo Manson and Connor Macleod...

Yes... that's true. This topic is more specific though.

a bazillion/10 :D

Alex Morgan and Hope Solo are both hotties. :o It was unbelievable to me that Japan found 15 identical twins to compete on their team. The parents must be so proud...

Hope Solo :thumbsup:

Wow, that was... unexpected. I guess congrats to the Japanese women. Helluva tournament for them.

Getting patted downed and screened before boarding a commercial jet airliner is is not unreasonable. They have every right to make sure that you and your belongings are free of any device that might cause harm to yourself or other people. Try again, Scooter. :facepalm:

Ugh, glaring miscues lead to both Japanese goals. :mad: Get ready for a shootout.

All right, all right. Here we go: Cal Ripken

Your right to what? :dunno: Please direct to me to the part of the Constitution that deals with airline travel security protocols. I'm interested to hear what Jefferson et al. had to say about that. The TSA is a necessary evil for airline travel. If you have a better system then recommend it...

I've never had a problem with TSA. They've done fine work. I've never been pulled out of line for a pat down. None of my flights have ever been hijacked. Thus, no complaints here. That is all.

3/10

TLDR :facepalm: Anyone who can tolerate this worthless bitch should be given a box of Legos and placed in a padded room.

Could have been worse. He could have put them in the same cell. Quit whining, ho. If she had STFU in court and not back sassed the defense attorney, she wouldn't be in this predicament. But as usual, bitches be crazy.

Of course I had to be the meat. Neither one of you needle dicks bring anything to the table. :mad:

If you're making the sandwich, then you're doing it wrong. That's what women are for.

So... will the sausage they were working on at the time be sold at a discount?

Ah... QBs with lowest passer rating in a Super Bowl. They are ranked here in the order of their ineptitude. :D

Touché, touché. Owls are a waste of time anyway.

QBs who played on losing teams in the Super Bowl.

I don't watch 3D movies. Fucking retarded. Even if Scorsese does it, it's still fucking retarded.

6/10

Nope

I'm waiting for the follow-up story where Volkswagen has him shot for stealing intellectual property. That would be awesome. He still drives a Mercury. :facepalm:

And we have a winner. Your turn. :clap: Dirk sucks.

Loving American Idol and/or Ryan Seacrest. He is kinda hot. Just sayin'...

Much like the Easter Bunny, Atlantis, and knowledgeable Notre Dame fans, your God is make believe.

Easy, tons of fun. Here's another hint. :D Michael Andretti Rex Mays

And no again. Next time, I'll add another clue.

No, sir. :)

Why, thank you. :hatsoff: We'll get this list rolling with: Michael Andretti

Confederate States of America in order of secession.

Ugh, not doing anything right now. Sorry, not even for BaymonXXX anymore either (sorry, man). I have a nasty, nasty ear infection and at I'm also still coaching baseball. We're preparing for our Zone tournament next week and my free time is at zero. I'm actually getting ready to leave for the...

Pimp and host.

That sounds exactly like the plot of Good Will Hunting.

There's no way Punk is going anywhere. He's too goddamn awesome. Vince would be crazy to let him go back to ROH. Love the Colt Cabana chants from the crowd. :1orglaugh And of course, Cena to the rescue to ruin a great promo.

perforated eardrum

Melissa Joan Hart. She was really good at... explaining.

3/10 Tits or GTFO!

If you behave in real life as you do on this board, I could see why a fictional boyfriend 8,000 miles away would be a more suitable alternative.

It could be worse. Black people could be actually disappearing instead. Always look on the bright side.

Even Sweet Home Alabama?

Cake is only meant to be eaten. Using it for the purpose of amplifying flatulence is akin to pouring out a **** in order to set off fireworks inside the bottle. You just don't waste those two. It's poor form.

:wtf: I think I'm scarred for life.

I liked How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days. Just sayin'... You ****** our love fern!

I have a t-shirt that says Fuck the Irish on the front and Rudy Sucks on the back. :D The Departed was a great film. :stir:

Jesus goddamn Christ! :facepalm: Fuck getting a prostitute. Get some Rohypnol, a ***** tonic, a bar slut, and find a back alley. Sex for $10.