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Change the batteries in your sarcasm detector. :angels:

My younger ******* once asked me if they used real water in the film Titanic. He also marveled at the size of the Mackinac Bridge and asked if they built it "before the water got there." Yeah... :facepalm: I love him, but sometimes he just doesn't think **** through. :1orglaugh

Just so I'm clear. We're not bashing Obama over the economy, unemployment, or the war on ******, but we're concerned that he can't speak without a prompter? The fuck does that even matter? I dislike Obama as much as the next guy, but if you're going to ****** him on something, at least make...

Le sigh. :facepalm: Let me translate: Call it what you want, but being male and liking dick is gay. I don't care how you try to rationalize it. Just sayin'...

All right, that's it. I've had enough. :mad: Bachmann, O'Donnell, Palin - ultimate death match to see which one we have to keep. These three are making a mockery of the Republican Party and it ends now. Only one will prevail. Place your bets!

Date and marry, no. Fuck with no strings attached? Yes, I'd have season tickets. As one of my friends loves to point out: strippers and porn stars aren't real people. So how could you marry one?

Well, you've already mentioned my favorite, but here's two more: Aspen Rae Jalyn

Re: Favorite posting members... Dirk (a big fuck you as you read this) Diva (sports guy and a jackass, like me) Jagger (even though he's a Cards fan) Those are my favorite three. Goddamn, you're a fucking asshole. :stfu:

Bibi Jones is relatively new. EDIT: Evidently she's so new that her goddamn babe link doesn't even show up. I've even tried her other name, Britney Beth. I mean, honestly, what am I paying these programmers to do around here? :mad:

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I'd be remiss if I didn't throw Spexy Ashleigh's name out there. I lurked at MFC for awhile before I nutted up and joined. She puts on a good show and she actually has an engaging personality. She's pretty much the only model that I actually tip. Well, her and Aspen Rae... :o

No, along with the poor and homeless, fat people should be shot on sight and thrown overboard.

That sounds exactly like the opening scene of Good Will Hunting.

My favorite:

You might as well just go. If it breaks, it's just a fifty foot plunge into a river while riding in a twenty ton death machine. And we've all been there before, amirite?

Graduated college. I was one of the coaches for our local Pony baseball team that went to the World Series in Washington, PA this year. We were the first Indiana team to make it there in over 40 years. Sort of a big deal. I won an individual and team state bowling title when I was in middle...

The fuck are you? :dunno:

I prefer only the ones who have many leather bound books. Occasionally, it is also desirable for their apartments to smell of rich mahogany...

You two should trade apostrophes. :facepalm:

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

More interestingly, I'd like to see similar members merged and purged. Do we really need MP, Trident, and Georges? I think not. Either combine them into one, or hold an interstellar, ultimate death match to see which one gets to stay.

I can decide who we keep and ban? Sweet. I promise not to ***** this power. As my second act, I decree thusly that Dirk shall be stricken down by thunderbolts of lightning from my fists. Make it happen. If there are any other important administrative tasks that need taken care of, I'll be on...

Can't hear it very well either. That's okay though. She's pretty easy on the eyes... :drool2:

Once or twice at the most. :dunno: Jesus Christ, I've got **** to do. Who sits around and yanks the tater five times a day? Get a hobby.

1. No idea who the girl is... she's hot though, right? :D 2. That dude was pissed off about this thread: http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=536202 :hatsoff:

jYa1eI1hpDE&ob I heart Taylor Swift... :o

Shouldn't you be making sandwiches or cleaning up after Roald? I don't think women should have enough free time to just browse the Interwebs. :stir:

We have a do not call list in the great state of Indiana. Once you sign up, they don't bother you again. If by chance they do, you report them, and someone shoots the offending person. But seriously, I haven't been bothered by telemarketers in a few years.

Meh, so he's good with a bike. I'd whoop him at NCAA 12.

I upgraded earlier this morning, but I haven't noticed anything drastically different. Still the same old Fox, but that's not a bad thing. :)

She impersonated another board member. Per Freeones bylaws rule 26, section C, row 42, seat 3, that is expressly forbidden. She is subject to punishment as seen fit by the three wise ones: falhell, Dirk, and Trident. May Xenu have mercy on her soul...

Meh, typical big-tit blond, nothing special. I'll brunettes for $400 please, Alex.

Ugh, missed the b-day party on MFC because evidently there isn't any decent Internet in Washington, PA. Fuck cheap hotels. :mad: Oh well, happy b-day anyway!

It's a good thing that you're yelling. It's hard to hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

So you're posing as a female on the Interwebs? How original... Well, there are a few other people doing that, so you'll get along great here. :thumbsup:

Dammit! :mad: I know he's trying to get ******, but can we keep him around anyway? I find his rantings to be very humorous.

I was never a Thome fan, but I think he did it the right way. Him and Junior were probably the only legitimate 600 HR hitters in the PED era. They both have my respect for that. Jim is 1st ballot HOF for sure. There's not even a question about it. If you think otherwise... well, you're just wrong.

^^ I like this guy. :1orglaugh Can we keep him?

Awesome. I'm leaving that there. :1orglaugh

When did I ever say I was a girl? :dunno: I have a female as my avatar, but so do you, Scooter. Great post otherwise. I especially like the part where you write like a teenage school girl. Awesome.

Your opinion and attempt at trolling have been noted. We thank you for your time. Please find a tall bridge to leap off.

falhell? :wtf:

Okay, give me the 2001 Miami Hurricanes. I don't care what CFL team you put on the field, the Canes are going to win. Andre Johnson, Jeremy Shockey, Willis McGahee, Frank Gore, Kellen Winslow, and Clinton Portis on offense. Ed Reed, Vince Wilfork, Phillip Buchanon, Antrel Rolle, Mike Rumph...

I'm out of state right now, but I heard about this through FB and Twitter from some of the people I'm traveling with. We ended up watching coverage of it at our hotel. Very sad indeed. I knew a couple of people at the concert, but they were no where near the stage. I'm just thankful that there...

Jesus Christ, you sick, sick bastards. :eek: My eyeballs need bleached now. Here's my wife Bethanie. She's average:

I love lamp.

Wow, what a misleading thread title. He was arrested outside of a McDonald's for false informing, **** possession, and being a huge fucking douche bag. For the record, if an officer is off duty and presents a badge, you better listen to what the fuck he has to say.

My iPhone > Your Android Fact. Check in, brah!