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  1. Ace Bandage

    Poll of the Century ghoyster vs. Revamp

    Revamp. But I'm not a fan of either one. I'd like to see both of them dismembered and fed to ravenous wolverines
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    I like European women, can someone help me out?

    Nobody really cares about that kind of racism though...
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    Your Most Embarrassing Moment

    Yep, that's as far as I made it. Organized religion just amuses me. :brick:
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    MLS, NBC Reach Deal To Air Games Starting In 2012

    Re: MLS, NBA Reach Deal To Air Games Starting In 2012 :1orglaugh Thread title acronym fail/10 I was hoping the article would explain the connection between basketball and soccer. Turns out it's just a TV deal... The MLS is garbage. It's the equivalent of single A baseball. The talent level is...
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    Pornstars who dont reply on twitter

    What the fuck could you possibly have to ask a porn star that would be so goddamn important, you made a post about it on a board where porn stars are members? In the entire history of man, nothing meaningful has ever been posted on Twitter, Facebook, or any other social medium. Ever. Your tweets...
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    Which girl is the best?

    I've literally never heard of any of them. I like tomatoes? :dunno:
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    Women taking it hard for a long long time.

    Or 3 times in a row. But, you know, who's counting? :elaugh:
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    Women taking it hard for a long long time.

    Hey, champ, why don't you sit out for a few plays. :facepalm: So far you've been very unsuccessful in circumventing the word filter. That's actually good news though because had it worked, you'd have a meeting with the ban hammer. Just let this one go. Bow your head in shame and find a tall...
  9. Ace Bandage

    Greatest Rock Band Contest

    I would have picked Beatles and Stones into the finals, but your champion was correct. :hatsoff:
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    Your Favorite Pornstars From A To Z

    Aletta Ocean Britney Beth Faye Reagan Gabriella Fox Jayden Jaymes Riley Steele Yurizan Beltran Those are the only ones that matter.
  11. Ace Bandage

    Today's my bday and..

    Please do. If your grammar is the same in the letter to the police as it is in this post, I have nothing to worry about. :stfu:
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    Today's my bday and..

    Find a tall bridge. Jump.
  13. Ace Bandage

    Perhaps Not The Answer She Was Looking For ...

    ^^ Yes, but it's always funny to put women in their place: clean and make sandwiches.
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    NFL '11 Season Thread

    Reggie Miller for sure. :mad: I might be biased though. He's my all-time favorite NBA player. 9obaCnRR0jk Pick it up at 3:31. Greatness.
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    Observation: American Women

    :facepalm: What else would you call those girls? Hey, Indiana University has some of the hottest college coeds in the country. Fact. (Purdue... not so much.) :(
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    Observation: American Women

    You're probably just not that attractive. :dunno: Maybe the girls feel you're beneath them. If they have a shitty attitude towards you, it's probably your fault. I'm not sure what to tell you though. If you can't succeed with Jersey trash, then the rest of the American girls are certainly out...
  17. Ace Bandage

    what is your favorite black "ebony" porn site and why

    Dammit! I cannot rep you again yet. :mad: So I guess you just get this instead: :clap:
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    Observation: American Women

    :bs: Just all over the thread. Everywhere, all up in it. I didn't read your post because it's probably the same recycled garbage you spout off about whenever you talk about American women. Blah, blah Colombian women. Hottest women on the planet. Easy to fuck. So much hotter than American...
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    what is your favorite black "ebony" porn site and why

    None of them... :dunno:
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    National stereotypes?

    Americans are awesome. Not really a stereotype I guess. It's more of a fact than anything. I don't know any other stereotypes because I'm unaware of any other countries. They don't really matter to me. USA! USA! USA!
  21. Ace Bandage

    Test Area V

    Not sure if I like the text, positioning or font. :(
  22. Ace Bandage

    How Peanut Butter Is Made

    Christ, he must have had fajitas for dinner. That's a lot of... well, you know...
  23. Ace Bandage

    Double Knock-Out..(just like they drew it up)...

    Yeah, I suppose that's true. I never really found it that interesting though. To be honest, they kind of fought like sissies. And one punch knockouts, really? Christ, you would have thought one of them would have ducked.
  24. Ace Bandage

    Do You Still Cheer For Tiger?

    Sure, he's a pompous ass bereft of any remorse for his actions. Still a hell of a fucking golfer though. And in the end, that's what matters. They're not role models, Sir Charles. Everyone I know who rooted for him pre-scandal was rooting for him at Augusta this year, women included. They...
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    Do You Still Cheer For Tiger?

    Wait until he wins majors again. They'll be back. In fact, they'll be crawling back. And Tiger is a billionaire. He doesn't need any of this **** anymore.
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    Do You Still Cheer For Tiger?

    No, his paydays depend on whether or not he wins golf tournaments. If he does that, all else is forgotten. Fact. So... Rickie Fowler or John Daly? I never know what the fuck either one of them are wearing, but it's usually striped and loud.
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    Rate the persons Avatar above you.

    :goodpost: Yes, I do have impeccable taste, don't I? :D Sad face.
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    Double Knock-Out..(just like they drew it up)...

    I wasn't a member yet... :dunno: Plus, they fight like girls. :stir: You go anywhere near my High Life, and I will end you. :mad: You don't mess with a man's cheap ****. Especially when it's Miller time.
  29. Ace Bandage

    Nope. Already in three leagues and they're all money leagues.

    Nope. Already in three leagues and they're all money leagues.
  30. Ace Bandage

    Double Knock-Out..(just like they drew it up)...

    Holy 2007, :batman: ! This was all over the news in Indy... a long time ago. :facepalm:
  31. Ace Bandage

    To get married

    I remember everything. Get on my level, peg leg.
  32. Ace Bandage

    Do You Still Cheer For Tiger?

    Yes, I cheer for Tiger the player. He hits shots on the golf course that make me say "Wow." I've followed his career since he was winning amateur championships. He'll always be one of my favorite athletes. As for Tiger the person, I chastise him in public, but give him a high five when no one...
  33. Ace Bandage

    Female babysitter, 20, 'got ***** and had sex with 14-year-old she was looking after

    Re: Female babysitter, 20, 'got ***** and had sex with 14-year-old she was looking af They were both of legal age and free to act how they choose. But nobody trusts a 14 year-old *** to make the right decision. That's why we have laws in place to prevent incidents like this.
  34. Ace Bandage

    Please Read This So You Can Understand Me

    You're a gooberated monkey tard. :mad: Haters gon ****, bitches. Jesus Christ. Really? :facepalm: You're a little slow on the uptake.
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    Please Read This So You Can Understand Me

    You're a fucking asshole.
  36. Ace Bandage

    To get married

    2009 called, it would like its thread back. http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=308647 Check in, brah. Bow to my superiority. :hatsoff:
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    Female babysitter, 20, 'got ***** and had sex with 14-year-old she was looking after

    Re: Female babysitter, 20, 'got ***** and had sex with 14-year-old she was looking af Yes, of course. And don't call me Shirley. :mad:
  38. Ace Bandage

    Who is a perfect 10 for you?

    Repeat much? :wtf: (overrated, clap clap, clap clap clap, overrated, clap clap, clap clap clap, overrated, clap clap, clap clap clap)
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    Who is a perfect 10 for you?

    Bethanie Badertscher http://www.pimpandhost.com/image/8610173-medium.html http://www.pimpandhost.com/image/8610165-medium.html http://www.pimpandhost.com/image/8610169-medium.html
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    NFL '11 Season Thread

    #18 worked out at practice today. You know he'll be ready when the season starts. 5th MVP award this year?
  41. Ace Bandage

    Steelers coach sells Mercedes to team cafeteria worker for $20

    Fuck Pittsburgh. Fuck the city and its fans. Fuck the Steelers and the Pirates. Fuck Tomlin, Big Ben, Swann, Bradshaw, and Harris. Fuck 'em all. And fuck that worker too.
  42. Ace Bandage

    Rate the persons Avatar above you.

    7/10 Tits or GTFO!
  43. Ace Bandage

    FETISH PICS - Girls getting ******...

    For unspecified, arbitrary reasons, I don't like your fetish. I'm free to express my opinions. :hatsoff:
  44. Ace Bandage

    Female babysitter, 20, 'got ***** and had sex with 14-year-old she was looking after

    Re: Female babysitter, 20, 'got ***** and had sex with 14-year-old she was looking af The boy should get a high five. The girl needs to look for someone her own age. She's reasonably attractive... shouldn't be that hard. I never had a babysitter once I reached middle school, but where the fuck...
  45. Ace Bandage

    Look what I got today...

    Like the fact that my dick is not inside it? :dunno:
  46. Ace Bandage

    What Is The Nicest Thing You Ever Done for A Stranger?

    1. My ex-girlfriend (bat **** crazy, but I digress) lived out in the country. I picked her up late one night for dinner. On our way to the restaurant, there was a guy with a broken down car on the side of the road. We were several miles from anything, so I pulled off to see if I could help. I...
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    Collection of sexy GIFs & Vines

    Re: Collection of sexy GIFs
  48. Ace Bandage

    Sexy football match - sexy blonde vs. sexy brunette

    Brunettes > Blonds Fact.
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