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You're pretty close. I'm usually listening to some Depeche Mode in the background though. Is there anything wrong with that?

Yes, except that Field of Dreams is a great fucking movie. Any opinion to the contrary is wrong. And if you say it again, I'm going to run over your little fucking Leprechaun with the Boilermaker Special. I swear to Xenu, if anyone says Hoosiers in this thread, I'll **** them. Best sports...

Is he in those fucking movies? If the answer is yes, then they fucking suck. Was this not made clear enough in my original post? Except Field of Dreams, right? You meant to say every Costner film except that one.

Anything with Nicholas Cage. He ruins every goddamn movie he's in.

Yeah, throw the fucking black light out. Well, that or stop ejaculating on the carpet... you sick freak!

^^ Just because I have chiseled abs and stunning features, it doesn't mean that I too can't not die in a freak gasoline fight incident.

Orange mocha frappuccinos! Jitterbug!

6/10

(click to enlarge) Note the shame at the team on the hat. :facepalm:

You promiscuous devil, you. What a sexy *****! :o

Yes, of course she is. :hatsoff: She's not a model, she's an :angels:.

He was just doing his best Scorpion impression. Get over here!

Tiny avatar, can't tell. :dunno: Probably not

Your ***... is a... soap figurine. Oh, snap! :stir:

So... I was wrong? :confused: Fixed! :thumbsup: I **** it when apostrophes are marginalized. Side note: Your sig girl is ugly.

They're either G.I. Joes or Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. I can never tell the difference between the two.

Uh... the board language is English. From here: http://board.freeones.com/announcement.php?f=5&a=30 :ban:

Good call, jackass. :facepalm: Definitely watched the entire match today. Apart from the horrendous officiating, it wasn't just one of the best women's games I've ever seen, it was one of the best soccer matches I've seen, period. Great goal by Wombach in stoppage time to ***** the shootout...

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

I don't get it. Are these supposed to be funny or interesting? The whole premise just seems idiotic to me. I can't neg rep you again yet... I guess I'll just wait a few days.

5/10 :confused:

You've been weighed, you've been measured, and you've been found wanting.

If I'm wearing my Nike dri-fit half cushion low-cut socks, I keep them on. Helps improve performance. :D Side note: high socks on a girl are always hot. Keep them on.

- Quit dating crazy bitches. Are you fucking retarded? - Spend more time with your ******. They're the most important people in your life. - You're an asshole. Luckily, you'll grow out of it. - Find a different baseball team to root for. The Cubs will never win anything. Ever. - Do not go...

Death Cab For Cutie - Your New Twin Sized Bed

I like some country. Not as much as I like Death Cab or The Shins of course, but Jason Aldean, Zac Brown, Kenny Chesney, Blake Shelton, Taylor.Swift, and Billy Currington have some good songs. Ludacris is all right... Where did I say that I liked him?

Uh... meh. I was not amused.

Correct people's grammar. Man, that annoys the fuck out of some people. But I always tell them that if they weren't wrong all the fucking time, I wouldn't have to do it.

The chorus of this song: Lb9q1ScC4cg

Hey, I set 'em up, you knock 'em down. High five! :1orglaugh

Re: Prettiest feet/toes Tess Taylor. Some may not like the tattoos, but I do. Deal with it. Stare at her boobs instead.

I'm pretty sure I'd have a better chance at sweeping ice (woman's work anyway) than hitting a Carlos Marmol slider. It starts about waist high, ends at the knees, and moves to the left.

Fine, I'll fucking fix it. Here's your photo: http://image.dumparump.com/301/1zKi6J8.jpg (click to enlarge)

Yeah, ditto with the two you just posted, fucktard. That's my favorite sport to watch. Curling is shuffleboard on ice. My grandmother could be an Olympian.

I should stab you in the throat. Sara is perfect. Fact. :mad: There's no fucking way she's overrated. Viewing pictures of her cures AIDS and cancer.

I'm away for the weekend for a golf tournament. I should be able to do your siggy sometime next week. Haven't had a chance to look at the link, but I'm sure those pics are fine.

No, I have morals and common decency.

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Re: TSA Agent Caught With Passenger's iPad in His Pants; Stole $50,000 worth of gadge If you don't fly, then don't worry about. It doesn't affect you, so basically your opinion is irrelevant. I do fly. I don't mind the delays, and I don't mind the screening. I'm not going to say that the TSA...

Wow, you can tell Ulysses doesn't watch baseball that often. :facepalm: In my entire life, nobody has referred to a game as a match. Ever. If someone did that, I'd probably have to punch them in the mouth.

Yeah, good luck with that. I will continue to download music and movies illegally, consequences be damned.

That's because they can't properly use a goddamn apostrophe. :mad:

I had sex with a Chevette. Haters gon ****, bitches.

Overrated: Megan Fox, Danica Patrick, Tom Brady Underrated: Drew Christopher Brees, Reggie Miller

Playground in a public park, a log cabin full of people, hotel room with other people, a theme park, my parents' bedroom, a Boeing 727... Those were all sex. I'm sorry, but I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

I would love to neg rep him, but unfortunately, I've already done that this week. :D

:stir: Awesome response. Winning!/10

So... no Legos? :(

I was given the option of a red or blue pill and told to choose between the blissful ignorance of illusion and embracing the sometimes painful truth of reality. Could have been a 404 error... :dunno:

Underwear is irrelevant. I'm after what's underneath. The material in between is... well, immaterial. But, if I had to choose, it would be these two: