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What the fuck else would they be doing, playing with Legos?

Despite what you tell yourself, I'm pretty sure that if you jerk off with other guys, you're not straight. Just sayin'...

One of my good friends in school was Spencer Tull. His (hot) little ******'s name (I swear to Xenu this is true) is Jenna. Say the first and last name together. :facepalm: You can't make up **** like that.

I drive an 05 Honda Civic. It's a relatively cheap car char that gets great gas mileage. There is nothing more tedious to me than people who drone on about their cars. I've never understood the fascination. That is all.

Yeah, if you can give me a gallery to work with, it's going to be much better. The more pictures, the better.

His presidency or the Twitter town hall meeting? :dunno: You left it a bit ambiguous...

Always a tragedy when a ***** is ******. But better safe than sorry, right? Smoky, this is not Nam. There are rules. Truth. The last part especially.

Bet he doesn't win again...

1. The pic is too small, that's why it's not great. Most of the images I use start out at 1600 x 1066. 2. It has to be scrolling because there's no way to to crop the picture down to 575x100 and still keep all the important parts (face, ass, tits). You're welcome to try if you don't believe me.

Olivia Paige

Yeah, it's not really a great pic for a sig though. It would have to be scrolling like my current one.

I wonder how the lockout will affect her free agent status.

I am an absolute ***** at badminton. 7-1 today, no big deal though...

The Island had Obi-Wan Kenobi and Scarlett Johansson. I think that automatically makes it better than Transformers 3.

Kidneys.

This issue has been in the back of my mind for awhile now. I fucking **** it. :mad:

He shouldn't have been standing there.

:*****: Not a big deal. ****** him on his foreign policy, the state of the economy, or the unemployment rate, but don't bother me with this bullshit and call it a big deal. He apologized, it's done. People make mistakes. Move on.

Pretzel M&M's

^^ This.

Could you just do this anyway? I'll pay handsomely.

In the history of man, I don't think anyone named Thadeus has won anything. Ever.

Most assuredly so.

Yes, that's awful. The demo is fucking awesome though. Can't wait until release date.

Re: Happy 4th of July... Yes, if by daft you mean fucking awesome. Instead of just those worthless Europeans, this time the whole planet is in peril. Naturally, America is there to save the day. It's not like any other nation would be able to stand up to a galactic threat. USA! USA! USA!

I'm not completely certain, but that sounds like the plot of Good Will Hunting.

Yeah. That's fine.

If you can give me links to pictures you want to use and give me an idea of what you want, then yes, I will.

Yeah, you know what's more annoying than a smiley: signing your goddamn post with your user name even though it's listed directly to the left. Or using the same smiley in every one of your fucking posts like Nester does. Or having a fucking smiley in your signature like B2J. :mad: Fuck.

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Re: Happy 4th of July... Yep, time to ***** some High Life and blow **** up. Boobs and sparklers for everyone:

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Well, there's your problem right there. Your phone is a fucking Super Nintendo. Can't do much with 32 bits. Get A Link to the Past, great game.

Chris, why don't you take a seat. Just take a seat over there. It's not entrapment. The people posing as ******** girls do not talk about sex until the predator breaches the subject. They aren't bringing it up themselves, but they appear receptive as a means of catching someone trying to...

I like Dan Dierdorf. I'm also a Colts fan though. Is it just me, or is he at every Indy game except for the ones on Sunday or Monday night? Joe is not even 1/100 the broadcaster his ****** was. Jack Buck was legendary, perhaps the greatest of all-time. Joe is annoying as fuck. I ****...

Here's why nature is awesome: LU8DDYz68kM Worth the 8 minutes.

It's a veiled reference to Don Quixote. Our search for the perfect woman in porn is symbolized by his battles with the windmill. Amirite?

I think it was Rihanna. :dunno: I could be wrong... that happened once.

Two bumps in the span of 25 minutes. :facepalm: I see a hammer in your future. It appears to be ban-shaped.

I remember this one time when I lost 42K in rep points (back when 100K was a big deal) and never got it back. Nobody had any sympathy for me then. I never even complained about it or brought it up though. I just moved on.

I'm from Indiana. Basketball > Baseball > Football. Of all my teams, I die the most inside when the Boilermakers lose. That's just the way it is. Sorry :( I heart you anyway, even if you are dead to me... :tongue:

You're a Duke fan, you're dead to me. :mad:

That sounds exactly like the plot of Good Will Hunting. :dunno:

That scene in Deliverance. I want to be the one squealing though.

I love how Will insults members with differing viewpoints by calling them trolls. That's flaming. :ban: And if you're retarded enough to think you're going to catch cancer by going through airport security, then don't fly. Simple as that.

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I'm sorry, but Reggie is fucking awesome. I love listening to him on commentary. Then again, he's also my favorite player of all-time. Side note: #31 is the best clutch player in history. If I have one shot left to win a game, he gets the ball. No doubt about it. Emmitt Smith is awful. Great...

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Sharon Tate

You also could have said that he's better than the Easter Bunny, but what's the point of comparing him to fictional characters? :dunno: I don't like him because his first name is Jose and he plays for Toronto. That's just me though.