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Yes, it's completely fucking stupid. It's not meant to be taken seriously, but you're treating it like J. Edgar Hoover stumbling onto some evidence. As I said before, if you're dense enough to treat it as the truth, then I have some ocean front property in Indiana to sell to you.

Wow, it's not everyday that I get to watch my Cubbies get thoroughly beaten twice in one day. This team is horseshit, the management is horseshit, and the coach is horseshit. Why am I still watching? Carlos Peña has been in ***** mode lately with 7 HR in the last week or so. And Starlin Castro...

1.) How about a week? Or a day? Or we could just draw names out of a hat. 2.) Irrelevant, I don't vote. 3.) Tits or GTFO! 4.) Seems like a good idea... I wouldn't know. 5.) Um... I heart boobs. 6.) The girl must be active outside of her own thread. So pretty much Spexy or Alisa. Toss a coin...

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Yes, the lead is shrinking. She definitely needs all votes possible. Only four hours remain. http://apps.facebook.com/playboymisssocial/media/11852 If you have a FB account, spend a few minutes voting. I'll send my siggy girl to your front door.

Bumpity. Voting continues until noon today. If you have FB, vote often. Otherwise, I'll throw your pets off an overpass.

Say, "Did anyone ever tell you that your eyes look like space crystals?" 60% of the time, it works every time.

Great worked shoot interview by Punk. I really hope this bullshit about him leaving is all kayfabe. I'd **** to see him go.

Well, at least she didn't praise the town for finally defeating Napoleon.

Yeah. Anyway. My best friend is Ben Affleck...

My name is Will. I work at a college as a janitor even though I feel like I'm smarter than most of the people who go there. Sometimes I see an equation written on a blackboard like half an equation and... I just figure it out.

They are absolutely, 100%, with a doubt, my favorite meal of all-time. My ****** makes the best ribs on the planet. Fact. It's almost a given, that every time she's in town, she has to make ribs for me. She cooks them for the better part of a day, and they pretty much fall off the bone. Then add...

Angela Buchman, a meteorologist for WISH-TV 8 in Indianapolis. According to the rumor mill, she's been involved with Colts QB Peyton Manning. http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3188/2525645853_3c5d190248.jpg http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4058/4652462409_e0ebdbd5c3.jpg...

Working fine in Boilermaker Country. (Indiana)

That's got to be one helluva high off that **** if rotting flesh is a tolerable side effect to injecting it. Damn, that was fucked up.

She looks like a man. No thanks. I'll take Bethanie Badertscher for $400 please, Alex.

Umm, right... Are you trying to go here? I don't get it. :dunno:

For fuck's sake, if you're going to **** my eyes, at least warn me first. Hopefully, she found a fucking Stairmaster. :eek:

Yeah, I'm all for unseating Obama, but who's going to do it? Romney? Gingrich? Palin? Bachman? Cain? Huntsman? Paul? Pawlenty? Those aren't viable options. I'm not voting for any of those candidates. Unless someone steps up to the plate, we're going to see another four years of Obama. I may not...

Flash Got All Foxy Tunes

Ugh, couldn't even watch the fucking game because apparently I don't subscribe to whatever Fox Sports channel it was on. Fuck you, DirecTV. I watched the IndyCar race instead. Helluva win for Marco. That was some pretty damn good racing tonight.

I see. We prefer to compensate for certain shortcomings by driving large cars. :D

Re: Favorite eateries Yes, but it's also the best greasy meal you'll ever have for under $5.00. And the best root **** ever. Fact. On the hill, but on the level.

So... this is Marc's ***? Huh, I never put the two together until now...

Yeah, and if you ever get stuck in the snow, you can just pick up the sumbitch and drag it home.

Re: >>> Scheduled Maintenance on Friday June 24th Did anyone snap any candid photos of Henry and Boldy looking all sweaty whilst moving the servers around? Cause, you know... that would be sorta hot, right? Wait, what? :o

Is "with my fists" an inappropriate answer? I thought so, but I'm asking the first base umpire for a ruling.

Perhaps we tried to block it from our collective memories, but this is incredibly relevant. qoAMWnnz98w

No problem, happy to help.

Re: Favorite eateries Triple XXX in West Lafayette on campus at Purdue University. The oldest drive-in diner in Indiana (it's now a sit down restaurant though) and it's open 24 hours. I can't tell you how many times we closed down the campus bars and then took the two minute walk to Triple X...

Former Boilermakers E'Twaun Moore and JaJuan Johnson both end up in Boston. I love both of those guys, and I hated to see them graduate. Fuck my life, now I have to at least tolerate the Celtics.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cattle_mutilation :wtf:

RIP, Toby. :(

Same guy all in one sitting? :surprise: I'd be impressed.

Er, I never claimed to be anything. :dunno: I'm just an average guy. Taller (and maybe more handsome :)) than most but still pretty average. Not everyone is here for the porn. I lurked here for awhile before I joined in order to see the attachments in the funny pictures thread. There's...

You do have to be kind of a creepy guy to attend an adult convention, right? I mean, just sayin'... I'm all for beating ******** to teach them how to behave. In fact, I wish I could smack some other people's ******** around as well. Some **** need a firm ass beating to improve their attitudes.

Re: The Truth About Rebecca Black - Friday Um... well, if you think the song is about the Kennedy assassination, please PM me as soon as possible. I have some ocean front property in Indiana that you might be interested in buying.

Yeah, but that was before the lottery. It started the next year. So technically, that pick is ineligible for this list. But yeah.... worst. pick. ever. :facepalm:

There's a small chance that it's being caused by an HDMI cable (or similar input) connection. Check to make sure everything is plugged in properly. If nothing changes, try different cables if you have them. Like I said, small chance. If it doesn't work, you're probably going to have to bite...

:facepalm: I was singing this to myself all night long at the ballpark. Someone bludgeon me with a very large object, please. Jb2stN7kH28

My $30 Remington works pretty well. I think I'll stick with it. Even on the off chance that I drop it into lava, a replacement won't set me back that much. Instead of that razor, you could buy about 78,000 cans of SpaghettiOs. Just sayin'...

Ugh, I **** fake nails. :(

I'm willing to bet that the percentage of Americans who give a fuck about this poll or even Egypt in general is much lower than 12%. Just sayin'... Egypt is nobody. Go build some more fucking pyramids.

I'm supposed to be the franchise player, and we in here talking about light bulbs.

Re: Grease star Jeff Conaway (T-Bird Kenickie) fights for life after painkiller overd ^^ They starred together 34 fucking years ago. They probably had better **** to do because they moved on from that point in their career.

I'm going to eat yer... I'm bigger than you are, I'm higher up on the food chain... Get in my belly!

Re: Green Mile actor Percy Wetmore marries aspiring country music singer 16, in Las V Yikes, Rebecca Black called, and she thinks that music is awful.

Hopefully, bridge jumping onto concrete...

R-Truth is fucking awful. :facepalm: Jebus Christ, I didn't think anyone could be worse than Michael Cole. Captain Charisma as a heel. :surprise: Say it ain't so. Call me crazy, but as of late, I love The Miz. :shy: Great job on the mic by the awesome one and Christian. Two of my favorites.