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She blow jobbed him, and he's pissed off about it? Obviously his dick consented. Snap out of it, dude. Bitches be crazy though. There's no need to break into someone's house. All she had to do was go to a bar and tell some randoms that she was DTA. Bam, problem solved.

Maybe... :D Not much though, just a few videos and some pictures. She hates porn, so I pretend to as well. I figure we're even though. She probably pretends to have orgasms occasionally so it's not like we're totally honest anyway.

Goddamn, Denver. Tebow's right hand doesn't even jerk him around this much... Why any team would want Tebow is baffling to me.

That's at a college, not a public school. That's what makes it all the more disconcerting. How the fuck did she make it past admissions?

How desperate do you have to be for attention to pull something like this? People like this should just be shot on sight. She's not doing anything to advance humanity. Clearly, she's regressing. Best to just end her now.

Sigh. :facepalm: We've had this conversation before. Insulting the Cubs does not anger me in the least. I am a fan of the team. I do not make personnel decisions, nor am I on the field affecting the game. I am merely a spectator. Pointing out their deficiencies and failures does not harm me...

Whilst. Not sure why, but I said this at Denny's with a group of friends after a night of ******* debauchery (bars and strip clubs), and we all found it exceedingly funny. Now we just throw it around occasionally, and it's always funny. Great word.

Discuss, okay. I'd like to douse you in bacon grease, eviscerate you with a rusty saw, and then feed what's left of your corpse to ravenous wolverines. You are bereft of any redeeming qualities and are responsible for the downfall and destruction of Western civilization. You are a blight on...

What little porn I have is on a hidden partition on a USB external hard drive that is accessible only by password and is connected to my gaming computer upstairs. I'm the only one who uses that computer. She wouldn't find it even if she was looking for it. Which she doesn't because that's my...

What a pointless fucking thread. It's garbage like this that makes me want to hit some of you.

I could make Cincy work... provided there was a Cubs game involved. :D

Harley Spencer keeps showing up at my doorstep. She says she just wants to dance naked in my living room, but I'm not so sure. It's so tedious trying to keep these women away... Fucking Purdue. :mad: How do you lose to Notre Dame?

No need to check the video. My niece and nephew are the cutest **** I will ever see. Fact.

Mandy posted boobs in her opinion. That invalidates all other arguments and opinions expressed in this thread. Side note: The girl in my siggy is from Playboy too. I almost heart her as much as SJU.

Agreed. Definitely looking forward to that one. And I love the Great One and all, but this feud was stale in November.

Previous objections withdrawn. I've played the game for a few more hours, and I'm getting into it now.

Yes, because Bush invented Netflix, the iPhone, Android phones, and the Internet. :rolleyes: Your use of these devices is what gives you away, not an agent parked outside, sitting in his sedan watching you with binoculars. It's one of the the drawbacks of technology now. Everything has GPS...

George W. Bush: great president or the greatest president?

******'s Day isn't until May 13 here in 'Merica. We have plenty of time left.

I'll be out at the bars. If IU loses, I'll ***** in celebration. If they win, I'll ***** in anger. No green **** tonight though...

What is this made up fucking fairy tale language in the thread title? :mad: ZWzQH-5vt4w

Halloween was released in 1978, Friday the 13th was released in 1980. Thus, Michael Myers was the original of the two. Also, wasn't Jason's mommy the killer the in the first film? :facepalm:

There are no real girls. The cake is a lie.

J82gFhtMdmE Side note: If you ever want your girlfriend to not talk to you for a week, break into your house when she's home alone at night and play this music just loud enough for her to hear over the sound of you pretending to unsheathe a steak ***** and stalk up the stairs after her. Good...

The fuck is this guy? :dunno:

I was at a sports bar with my *** and the place was absolutely packed with Purdue fans. It's always fun to watch a game in that atmosphere. Everyone lives and dies with every shot. I'm surprised basketball hasn't grown on you. It's sort of a big deal here. The Irish are struggling right now...

To be honest, I expected to win that game. I've never thought much of St. Mary's, but I appreciate the sentiment and the congratulations nonetheless. Purdue will be absolutely obliterated by Kansas on Sunday. We don't have anyone who can guard Robinson. I must also point out that I'm rooting...

Wow, what an annoying bitch. She's either ***** or high. Someone should have shoved a dick in her mouth to drown out the whining, bitching, and moaning. 5:20 - "I hope I quit porn because of you." Fucking epic. I kept watching the video to see if the cab would get t-boned at the end. That...

I had a momentary lapse of dyslexia and thought this thread was about Death Stars. Imagine my disappointment now... :(

Wait, wait, if Frank gets to have a giant signature, then so do I. The fuck is that **** about? :mad:

Today is my ***'s birthday. I called her and sent her flowers. Since she lives in NC, we can't go to dinner or anything. :( Er, I'm a hard ass... so Austin 3:16 says I just whooped your ass! Yeah, that's much more manly.

The Rev. Sir Dr. Stephen T. Mos Def Colbert, D.F.A. was tweeting about Santorum all day long. Some of my favorites; - Rick Santorum's ********* nickname was Mr. Santorum #InMyHeart - Rick Santorum believes it's a mortal sin to mix slushy. flavors. #InMyHeart - Rick Santorum refuses to put his...

^^ Why did you just quote your own post and then say exactly the same fucking thing below it? Are you some type of damn moron? Attention whore much?

To say that you would take Tebow, a QB who is mediocre at best over a 4 time MVP, Super Bowl MVP, and the man who ranks 3rd or better in every major NFL statistical category is unbelievably asinine. He will go down as one of the greatest (if not the best) QB in NFL history. And Peyton may not...

For fuck's sake, you can talk about ****** members and the reasons now. There are no fucking rules here apart from copyright laws.

I took my niece and nephew (ages 2 and 1) to a playground in my neighborhood. It's a relatively new set of equipment, and it's in really good shape. It has all the basics: slides, monkey bars, swings, and merry-go-rounds. At the top of one of the slides, someone carved "insert dick here" into...

I don't dislike you.... :shy: But I only make signatures for DOA and alexpnz. To be honest though, I don't even spend much time making them anymore. Plus, HB is your siggy guy, why isn't he making you one?

What's your take on the signing of The Treaty of Ghent?

Remi. Brilliance. KT1pWo0WZJE

Grower, for sure. Whoa, easy, big fella.... :D

I normally don''t get involved in political discussions here, but I did want to comment on how amusing it is that Democrats are so smug in regards to the forthcoming election. Given Obama's track record during his presidency, I find it baffling that so many people think he's all but unbeatable...

I would certainly echo Rocker's sentiments, but I envisioned a much slower and painful demise to your worthless existence than what he posted. So fuck off, douche. Side note: It's great to see that you're still playing the angry and misinformed generic Conservative character. That...

Messi If there was a Jesus, even he couldn't have been this fucking good. Messi is video game good... actually, you would have a hard time replicating his performances in a video game. Dude is just unbelievable. I've said it before: if you showed Americans highlights of some of his games, they...

MLB 2K12 I got the call up to the big leagues as a a starting pitcher for the Cubs in the second season. We went to the playoffs as a wildcard but lost 3-2 in the fist round. I had the series tying win in game 4, but Randy Wells fucked up game 5 on the road. I have ME3 on the back burner...

Yeah, and Babylon just missed the playoffs last year. I'm not sure if Tebow is an upgrade at QB over Tiglath-Pileser III (RG3's older *******), but he can definitely help reinvigorate that offense.

Wait, what? Those two you posted are about as similar in appearance as Wayne Brady and Marlon Brando.

This is how I envisioned him when I read his Tweets: (I made this just for this thread... you're welcome)

Canada only spends 6% on military? :surprise: If the Canucks beat the Blackhawks in the playoffs this year, I'm liable to gather a few friends and successfully invade Canada as retribution.