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Welfare is theft. Subsidized healthcare is theft. Taking away Crystal Clear Pepsi was theft. ^^ Regardless of your political affiliation or socioeconomic status, you agree with at least one of the above statements.

Only a dick would celebrate his passing... ... Anthony Weiner inparticular. :D (I'll be here all week, tip your waitresses.)

I'd have a hard time choosing between Penny and Brooke Davis. That'd be a hell of a threesome though... Awesome. We lost Boothbabe and gained this guy instead. :facepalm:

Supply issues are to blame? The fuck does that even mean? At least you're free to order from someone else now. But would you still get it on release date? I pre-ordered my copy of the game (ME3: N7:CE) as soon it went on sale. It should be on my door on release day. I'd be very angry if I was...

I just wanted to say that I'm a space ninja with a doctoral degree from Harvard. That is irrefutable. Since you read it on the Internet, it has to be true.

I will cease stepping on your toes when you cease giving me fodder with which to ridicule you. I see neither one of those prospects making it to fruition. Side note: not sure what go aggressive means... :dunno: Did you tend to use the adverbial form aggressively? Could you clarify this...

Isn't a towel the best answer here? :dunno:

I find his misuse of demonstrative pronouns very disconcerting...

Bullshit. Bigger bullshit.

The city in Georgia? I had no idea it was underground. Huh, guess you learn something new everyday...

Jimmy Conway from GoodFellas.

Good idea, you try to pull your weapon on someone who already has their weapon drawn and is in close enough proximity to shoot you point blank when you attempt to draw your weapon. Let me know how that works for you.... posthumously of course. You won't be around to tell me in person. Unless...

9/10 Classic. :thumbsup:

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Matt Damon. Definitely post Saving Private Ryan... maybe even The Legend of Bagger Vance Damon.

No. I write and play tennis and ping pong with my left hand. I throw, bat, and bowl with my right hand. Which arm would I choose? Either way, I'd be giving up something important.

I know, right? Who bitches about neg rep from two months ago? He also positive repped me yesterday. :dunno: Inexplicable much?

I really enjoyed it. I liked the premise of the film, and the way it was executed. My girlfriend thought it was the worst movie in the history of man. I think she seriously considered ending our relationship after I made her watch it.

The machine from Dark City would come in handy.

What the fuck are you even talking about? When was the last time we had any sort of interaction on this board? Two, maybe three months ago? You're acting like we just had a problem when I honestly can't even remember the last time I talked with you. Goddamn, dude, lighten the fuck up. If...

Sometimes I think we have too many posts and threads dedicated to members fucking, sucking, or otherwise sexually interacting with each other. It gets really annoying... :2 cents:

Neg repping people isn't harassment. It's also not harassment when you're always the one initiating the conversation. If you didn't post on my visitor page periodically, I'd probably forget all about you. Have you ever noticed that I only neg rep you after you whine, bitch, and moan on my user...

Constanza Mengotti :hatsoff:

Those were good examples of signatures made in MS Paint. :1orglaugh Does anyone actually plan on making any good signatures for the contest? Side note: I swear to Xenu, if any of you try to nominate those signatures in the original post for SOTW, I will personally come to your house and punch...

Especially when the link in the original post is no longer functional. :dunno: So he basically waited two years to comment on a dancing banana. Well worth it... :facepalm:

Best case scenario here is that he thinks you're being serious and swan dives off a tall bridge.

Goddamn, you're fucking annoying. Nobody thinks you really sent a picture of your dick to him. The fact that you might believe otherwise is very telling in terms of your gullibility and stupidity. And even if you had sent him a picture, it couldn't possibly lower anyone's opinion of you any more...

Change PM to fellate and email/IM to fuck, and you'd be quite the little slut.

No, February is Black history month. Are you trying to marginalize the significance of their contributions by attempting to combine their achievements with those of women working in the film industry? That's racist, dude. :mad:

My *** always answers with The Babe when I ask him this question. I tend to agree with him. I'd have Cobb and Mays at second and third. After that's it's pretty much a matter of opinion. I'd put Honus Wagner in at #4. I don't think the Flying Dutchman gets enough credit for how outstanding of a...

Okay, let me make this simpler. You can only post pictures in the original post to a thread. After that, you can't. So, you're going to have to post links instead of pictures now.

I buy myself stuff off my own wishlist, does that count? :dunno:

A word of warning, you cannot post/attach pictures in a thread after the first post. And that scene is from Office Space.

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Take it easy, brah. You're a little too angry. :1orglaugh It's not like they're trying to legalize the shooting of Native Americans for sport. It's just porn.

Agreed, the shoes detract from an otherwise sexy photo. :( No homo, but a simple pair of black stilettos would have been perfect. Just sayin'...

Re: Secret Bible in which 'Jesus predicts coming of Prophet Muhammad' unearthed in Tu Of course it wasn't the goat. If Alex Gonzalez fields a fucking ground ball and turns a routine fucking double play, the 8th inning is over. The Cubs then go to the top of the 9th inning with a fucking 3 run...

Yeah, thanks, Captain Hook. :facepalm: I just wanted him to post more pictures of her. I know how the links work.

All we can tell from that angle is that her ass is fantastic. However, to form a more complete opinion of her body, I'm afraid that I'll require more examples. In other words, more pics or GTFO!

** waits for obligatory Carmella Bing reference **

Mushroom clouds are like the ink blots on a Rorschach test, you can see whatever you want, but that doesn't mean someone else will see it too. In this case, I saw Xenu piloting a DC-8... not real sure what that means. :dunno:

No, if I want my money to be mismanaged, I'll do it myself.

Re: Do white guys prefer seeing Light skinned black girls or Darker skinned black gir Whatever you classify Gabrielle Union as, that's what I want to see. She's smokin' hot.

We always just called them cars. I guess we were just unimaginative. :dunno: When we weren't playing with Matchbox Cars, we were racing our die cast Indy cars, of which we had nearly thirty. Since we couldn't go to the Indy 500 everyday, we staged our own on the bedroom floor. It wasn't quite...

If someone finds out, just tell them the truth: he was jailed for performing a public service (we could use fewer homeless people). Now that he's released, you're celebrating birthdays he missed due to incarceration. If you happen to be explaining this to a female, point out that now would be a...

You fucking mental midget, you totally missed the point of his post. :1orglaugh

Why does it not surprise me that people showed up to watch? They were probably all from West Virginia. Residents from that state wouldn't have anything better to do on a Tuesday morning.

Goes without saying right... Sara Jean Underwood, FTW!

Some of my fondest ********* memories were with my ******* racing (well... crashing) Hot Wheels cars in our room. I think this guy has a few more cars than we did though. I like the ramps that bring the cars to the top of the structure. It reminded me of rush hour in Chicago - six lanes of...