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Well, the door is open, perhaps it's a bit drafty. :dunno: The boobs are epic though. What if you you had to choose between Briana or Harley? Sweet Jebus, that would be a tough decision...

Whatever Bethanie Badertscher is classified as, that's what I want. ^^ (click to enlarge)

6/10 It's designed well, but the pictures are really tiny.

Oh yeah, this thread is full of win, particularly Harley. :D I love your tattoos... and the rest of you is fucking sexy as well. Carry on. :hatsoff: That's maple syrup, you lazy fuck. :facepalm:

Sharon Tate... Aw... booo! :(

Challenge accepted... :D

Damn, Peyton, my Jack Russel Terrier, is 64. I will be inconsolable for several days when I have to put him down. Best dog ever.

Boilermakers have a tough first round draw against the Gaels. And even if we win that one, the Jayhawks are the next opponent. Purdue doesn't have any post presence. Thomas Robinson would score 64 points against our weak inside defense. Looks like a one and done year... :(

Sorry, I was told to tone it down or be ******. Our resident dipshit mods were all over my case all the goddamn time. I never understood why we could post pictures of pussy, tits, or dicks but we couldn't call each other "fucking moronic assholes bereft of any redeeming qualities." :dunno: That...

Sam Fisher's threads were more entertaining than the bullshit you're posting. There should be a rule for fucktards like you: only post when you have something reasonably interesting to say. You fail at thread creation and at being a human being. Nobody finds you posts the least bit...

Even better... touché. :clap:

1. Put it all in a box. 2. Leave it on the doorstep at a random house that you know is inhabited by a married couple. 3. Attach a note saying, "Dude, here's the porn you asked for!" 4. Watch from a safe distance.

Of all the worthless, moronic trends that American society has created, those teens latched onto emo? :facepalm: Oh, the humanity...

I've seen the girls in the content you post. You can keep them.

We're not even going to be alive after December of this year. The Mayans are coming back to exterminate us.

She can't be perfect. One breast is smaller than the other, and her nipples are slightly misaligned. Apart from that, she looks pretty goddamn hot. I wouldn't kick her out of bed... well, not intentionally. I do tend to thrash about when I ***** though.

Yeah... you're going to need to pick someone else. She's mine. :mad: As is T-Swizzle.

Reggie. Fucking. Miller. Runner-up: Jimmy Chitwood LDSF8otJH8Y

This. Just all this. Nobody wants to see you play with your needle dick. If you have to pay people to masturbate, you're doing it wrong.

I plan on doing just that in the My Player and Franchise modes. One can *****, right? :(

6/10

Meh, game is a let down so far. Very disappointing considering how much I loved ME1. I spent a couple hours playing ME3 today and didn't find it that enjoyable. Maybe I'll make it pick it up again after I've played a couple seasons in MLB 2K12.

I'm so tired of the comparison to Rodgers. He was the 24th pick in the draft, not the 1st. Rodgers was not ready to be a starting QB in the NFL when he was drafted. He needed time to sit and learn before he was going to be successful. Andrew Luck is one of the best college QB prospects to come...

It fucking sucks, but it's the right move. Hopefully, the Colts will use the money they save (paying Luck versus Manning) to shore up the offensive line and add a couple starters on defense. I'll always be a fan of #18. As long he's not playing Indy, I'll be cheering for him.

Rock took some heat tonight (tooth fairy chant :1orglaugh). That was a little surprising. Overall though, the crowd response to both of them was lukewarm. I would have expected Cena to get a little more cheers than what he did. They were in his hometown after all. Wrestlemania is going to be a...

AJ is very hot. 1, 2, and damn!

Yes, that or cleaning. I mean, she's lucky to even be out of the kitchen in the first place. I always think about the pros and cons of the designated hitter rule in baseball when I'm having sex. That's probably fairly common though...

Epic promo by The Great One. Throwing Cena merchandise into the harbor was great. I loved the running commentary too. That's when Rock is at his funniest. I **** when he makes a promo and references Twitter 47 times. Get off that bullshit. Who cares what's trending? And for fuck's sake, I would...

That's a definite cure for a case of the Mondays. :clap:

Your profile picture is the one that is displayed in your profile. To view it, click on My Profile. Right now, it's this picture: http://board.freeones.com/customprofilepics/profilepic525790_1.gif The picture that shows up when you post is your avatar. It's different from your profile picture...

I would gladly make one for you if you had some pictures in mind to use. :D

You have to use the image tags. Go back into where you edit your signature and put at the end. Disco.

^^ No, you can only have one graphic in your signature at a time.

Oh, my sweet death! :facepalm: Why the fuck did you put an apostrophe on it's, you dumbass? Go find a toilet... And I only posted that as a response to this: I wanted to see a beating... :o

Wow, Rattrap's post really caused me to reflect on the merits of atheism and it's superiority to organized religion. Discuss.

1.That girl is not curvy, she's a fat mess. 2. Those are not her real measurements. Her waist is nowhere near thirty inches.

Really? So this poll question is perfectly acceptable here now: "I want to have a religion where I can do the same thing except to girl." Are you fucking kidding me? I understand we relaxed the rules a little, but this is fucking ridiculous.

Ooooh, good plan. Let's see how this one turns out. Hopefully, it's just a small amount of meth in the apartment, and it's easy to overlook. Wait, what? :surprise: You had 780 pounds of meth just lying around. And you let the police enter anyway? Are you fucking serious? Unless they have a...

Jenna Jameson invented porn in 1996. It did not exist in the 80s.

This thread made no mention of taking musical talent or cultural impact into consideration when making the comparison. So does the fact that Justin Timberlake gets to fuck Jessica Biel render all other arguments moot? I believe so. Thus, JT > Radiohead

I've never seen you here before... :dunno: Post wherever the fuck you want. You have an over inflated sense of self-importance if you think that people give a **** about where you post.

http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?488120-The-Rep-Reputation-Game Read.

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Tomorrow is a huge day. I've put up with an inordinate amount of bullshit from Indiana fans this year. For the first time in five years, they have a decent program, and people are coming out of the woodwork to cheer for them. If they sweep Purdue, I'm liable to leap into the Wabash River...

Had it been a 90s film, I would have said that the scene you were describing sounded almost exactly like the beginning of Good Will Hunting. But it's the 80, so I was thinking it might be Top ***? :dunno:

Much respect for this man. We owe so much to those who came before us. He wasn't just a veteran but also a successful prosecutor. He will certainly be missed. Side note: Band of Brothers is an unbelievably good series. I bought the box set for my ******, and it's one of the few television...

He will not be fired, reprimanded, or made to apologize. His job is to stir the pot. Mission accomplished.

Re: Incredibly detailed model of Hogwarts Castle used in every film is finally reveal How can we be expected to teach ******** how to perform magic... if they can't even fit inside the building?

I would like to point out that I was equally callous in both threads. But the disparity between sentiments in both threads is quite telling. Evidently, we're a very anti-Semitic bunch. :dunno: