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You just don't get it do you? It doesn't matter if he flames you in this thread. It doesn't matter if he flames you via a rep message. It doesn't matter if he shows up on your porch and yells insults at you in person. Nothing is going to happen. It's okay to flame people now, especially...

:sing: My friends, they won't believe me If they could only see me At the risk of sounding cheesy I think I fell for the girl on TV :sing: Y4iGDSjOpXc Someone said girl... this is what came to mind. Sing it. You know the words.

He also has a negative multiplier to his wisdom and intelligence attributes.

Wow, you're a fucking dumbass. :facepalm: Being a member of the club doesn't entitle you to play in the Masters tournament. Bill Gates and Warren Buffet are members of Augusta National Golf Club. Did you see them out there playing today? The Masters is a major championship sanctioned by the PGA...

Yeah, typical. Dempster goes 7.2, 10K, 2H, 1R. We take him out to bring in Wood who promptly walks the first three batters he faces and ties the score at 1-1. Marmol gives up a couple hits in the 9th and that's your ball game. This year is going to require lots of patience.

It's my favorite time of year: opening day in baseball. With a win today the Cubs will have a winning record and be tied for first in the division. This could be the only time all year that those statements will be true.

That girl looks like a gremlin.

If there are no objections, I say we say we just shoot the woman. She's not doing anything to advance humanity, and she's filing frivolous lawsuits. Undesirables like her should be eradicated. Just sayin'...

Why did Joilover get the ban hammer? Every time we get a new toy to play with it gets broken. This is why we can't have nice things... :(

Congrats, Harley. :bowdown:

I use this: owGykVbfgUE But I used it before Isaiah Mustafa turned it into oysters, tickets, or diamonds and rode a *****. EDIT: This is about face wash, my bad. :facepalm: I don't wash my face with anything other than hot water. I have perfect skin. Seriously, I've never had a zit in my...

They look pretty much the same. I'll be getting an Andrew Luck jersey as soon as he's drafted. The three jerseys I had, #18, Pierre Garçon, and Jeff Saturday no longer play in Indianapolis.

I wasn't going to post in here, but the OP is a fucktard, so I changed my mind. For the most part, I'm not a fan of breast implants. In particular, I'm not a fan of Sara Jean Underwood getting implants. Apparently, she thought it was possible to improve upon perfection. Le sigh...

Am I the only one who finds it a little disconcerting that she's going to blowjob some random guy? This is in no way a bitchy, jealous post because I live in the fucking Midwest. :mad:

Damn you, double post ninja! :mad:

Here's a rough translation for those of us who speak English above a third grade level: To answer the question: Bibi Jones, FTW! Not really interested in anal, but I'd let her blowjob me.

Brock. Fucking. Lesnar. Yeah, that's why they were chanting for him all night.

I think they're yelling "We want Lesnar" not "We want Ryder." I thought Brock was going to be there tonight. The crowd tonight in Miami has been awesome. They cheered Ziggler, they booed Sheamus (worst face/good guy ever), and they cheered Del Rio. Had they cheered Cody Rhodes too, I would...

Good troll, Sam. When you have no valid points to make insult my favorite baseball team. I guess there's logic there somewhere... :facepalm: I don't live in Illinois, douche.

Seriously? Who are they kidding with that? It's a joke, right? They're fucking with us...

Best. Sign. Ever. Kudos to him if the brunette on the right blowjobbed him. :clap:

1. That's not sucking up to the mods, that's stating a fact. 2. I don't have a ******. 3. Don't get all butt hurt because you can't handle the heat here.

Great, great promo by The Great One to start Raw. I haven't heard a crowd that loud and into a promo in a long, long time. Very classy move by him in thanking John Cena and recognizing his part last night in making the match a success.

They changed the rules before you joined here, they just didn't update the FAQ or the board rules. This has already been explained to you before you fucking dumbass. If you don't like it here, then fucking leave. Quit your whining, bitching, and moaning, you fucking cunt.

I could just be like you and hop on the bandwagon of whatever teams happen to be successful. I'm sure that's fun every year. And I've seen pictures of your goofy ass. The only reason you like fat, nasty women is because they're the only ones with a low enough self-worth to tolerate your...

Certainly a safe assumption in for 99% of his threads...

In regards to this thread: Whoa, whoa, whoa. You thought our resident, generic *** toting Conservative would buy a car from a country not named 'Merica. Sam's Internet persona only buys cars from the good ol' USA.

Even though the show ended way earlier than it should have... :( KP64bFwqWq8

I think he tried to quote The Big Lebowski, but he fucked it up. And that's not a meme anyway. He probably doesn't understand the meaning of the word. Perhaps we should use monosyllabic words that are easier for him to comprehend. He might have an easier time navigating conversations around here...

The Google machine says that looners are people who derive sexual pleasure from balloons. The fuck is that about?

I'm a space ninja. No degree was required.

I had one last week for one of my friends who's making the biggest mistake of his life. We went go-karting (indoor track), formal dinner (shirt and tie), local bars (dancing and ********), and then casino. If there had been a strip club nearby (French Lick, IN) we would have gone there too. But...

Are you crazy? Do you know what ****' shoes sell for on the black market? They're lucky I didn't sell the **** too....

I ********* some ******** from a daycare. At midnight I'll just release them all and see if they can find their way home. Ha!

Devashonte Ray LaDayquan (Bill, for short)

Fear of Triscuits! :1orglaugh (2:54) rhnpTPTp_1A

I can do the taco. But you'll have to support your disgusting habits on your own... :D I jest. I smoke cigarettes when I'm really fucking *****. So not very often, but a couple times a year.

This might be the stupidest fucking thing I've ever heard. :facepalm: If you're watching pornography for the soundtrack, you're doing it wrong. Not unlike your signature, you're a giant gaping asshole.

Desperate recluse virgins? :dunno:

Is that Pacey? Fuck, is my gay showing?

Your wife is cheating on you. She also has another husband and ****** in Guatemala that you don't even know about.

I'll give you a bag of Doritos and and some gas money. Deal? :D

She left the industry and is now a relief pitcher for the AA Erie SeaWolves in Pennsylvania.

Good Will Hunting

Did you just answer your own fucking question?

- I always think you look pretty. There's no point in asking me. - Let's see, how about ****** and then saying nothing is wrong. - Or saying one thing and meaning another. "No, I don't mind if you go out with your friends tonight." Evidently, this really means "If you go out tonight, we're not...

Re: What can be done to ensure that participants in MissFreeOnes competition is activ Here's a thought: who gives a fuck? We're always going to have OCSMs posting here. Does it really matter if one of them happens to be the arbitrary winner of a popularity contest? Does anyone miss having...

Damn you, double post ninja! :mad: **shakes fist**

Keith Olbermann's career peaked when he was an anchor on SportsCenter. Him and Dan Patrick were one of my all-time favorite duos. He hasn't done anything of merit since he left ESPN. Elliot Spitzer introduced the world to Ashley Dupré. He gets a pass for anything else he does for the rest of...