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Yes, but nobody takes a post seriously when it look like it was written by a teenage school girl. Not using apostrophes or proper grammar doesn't make you look like a rebel. It makes you look like you're a fucking moron. And since you just created a thread that's been plowed through more times...

T- Swizzle OD9SYupjygY I don't really want to see her in porn, I'd just like to get her into bed. :o

Bacon grease. Straight from the skillet.

Awesome. Another dude playing a female on the Internet. :facepalm: I'm sure you won't die a virgin. Just be patient.

I'm hoping it will be stricken down. I'm not really interested in debating the pros and cons on here again, just suffice to say that I'm against it.

He could also be a cult leader. :dunno: If everyone thinks you're the Savior, they turn a blind eye to polygamy. At least in my commune they do...

Dr. Sheldon Cooper would like to know why you're discussing the standard model of particle physics in relation to penis size. Or are you referring to Samarium? The fuck does SM mean in this context?

Yes, I believe that you need at least five posts in order to be able to show your signature. :hatsoff:

And no fucks were given. He partied all of his money away. I don't have any sympathy for him. The ***** support payments are a little high, but he doesn't have anyone else to blame for blowing through all that cash. Perhaps a little financial planning was in order when he made nine million...

Nothing says "I love my ***" more than finding a way to try and profit from his death. :facepalm: I guess she'll be grieving all the way to the bank. I think it's still way too early in this case to pass judgment. It seems that everyone gets all riled up in racially motivated cases like this...

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You don't. It's the same guys from your national hockey team. Somehow they beat our squad, so congratulations to you. Fucking Rick Nash is a helluva striker.

Was this filmed with a toaster? Why is it so grainy? I would have an easier time believing that this was your girlfriend if the videos posted on your YT account weren't similar in content and lifted from other sites.

Morgan Freeman could narrate grass growing and it would be entertaining.

Are you still pretending to play a female on the Internet? I didn't want to break the façade, but I couldn't remember. Oh yeah, this video was posted last month. At least twice. Way to use the search function. :thumbsup: I hope the porn industry is attracting teens. How else will they...

My God, you nailed that. Right down to not remembering the street you lived on as ***** because you're fucking bat **** crazy. :clap: Whenever Sam loses an argument with me or doesn't have an intelligent response to one of my posts (every goddamn thread), his go to line is to insult the...

Sorry, I only pretend to care about USA soccer when the World Cup rolls around. The fact that they didn't qualify for the Olympics and lost to Canada is very disconcerting, but I won't lose any ***** over it. To be honest though, I don't even watch the Summer Olympics anyway. July and August are...

Fail/10 :facepalm: Seriously, drop a toaster in the bathtub next time.

:sing: Under the bridge downtown Is where I drew some ***** Under the bridge downtown I could not get enough Under the bridge downtown Forgot about my love :sing:

Katy's boobs win. :D She also has an absolutely breath taking... hiney. I mean, that thing's good. I wanna be friends with it.

Yes, padawan, You have given the correct answer. :thumbsup:

That sounds exactly like the therapist scene in Good Will Hunting.

Legs. :thumbsup: That's usually what I notice first on a female. Unless it's winter. It's hard to see if her legs are sexy when she's wearing snow pants.

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SJU. :thumbsup: Great nude model and great on AOTS.

Goddammit, Admiral. :mad: You're not the fucking Kool-Aid man, use a fucking door! That's the last time I invite you over for tea and biscuits, you destructive asshole.

Andronicus... :dunno: I thought we were supposed to use our real name as our user names. You mean the rest of you didn't? :wtf:

**********. Bus. Rope. Disco!

MLB 2K12. Cubs have a 20 game lead in the division and it's almost the end of September. World Series here we come!

^^ No, I agree. We're racist against Indian people when Revamp is around, but it's his own fucking fault. All he ever talks about is his racial inferiority complex. Side note: Rajesh Koothrappali is my fifth favorite Big Bang Theory main character.

Elwood isn't going anywhere. :facepalm: Throw him a pack of cigarettes or post some scenes from GoodFellas, and he'll come running back. He's a good member. He just wasn't mentioned in this thread because he's not a troll. That's high praise coming from you, slut bag.

They've also decided to disband the police ***** because it unfairly discriminates against serial killers and their ability to do their job successfully.

That sounds exactly like the bar scene in Good Will Hunting.

Re: Worst Candy Bar or Candy Novelty You Have Ate Mounds. :mad: This was in my Easter basket when I was a ***. Dark chocolate and coconut together. What a special little hell that was. I don't know which was worse, the consistency or the taste. I told my parents that if they ever gave me that...

I voted for Spexy, but I wanted to vote for Harley and Mandy too. :( Sadly, I was unable to circumvent the restrictions on only choosing one.

It's okay, I did too. A troll called me a troll. It was very circular. I had to spin in circles to completely understand it.

How many times do you have to be told that I don't get angry or upset when the Cubs lose? I have no stake in the team, and I do not affect the outcome. I'll keep calling you a bandwagon fan as long as you keep insisting that the Cubs futility is a matter of personal concern for me. Got it...

Holy fuck, you 're an idiot. In a sports thread, there isn't much to disagree over, it's just prognosticating or shooting the bull. I can talk sports with anyone, regardless of what teams they happen to like. Example: Dirk is a Notre Dame fan. I should wish for him to get hit by a bus. Several...

I might have given you my pudding, but I will never, ever give anyone my fruit roll-ups. And if you try to take one from me, that's how you get knifed. Gator don't play no ****! :mad:

Ignore me you fucking douche bag. The moderators are not concerned with trolling. This isn't high school. If I call you a fucking cunt (and you are a fucking cunt) nothing is going to happen. I won't put you on ignore though because I'm not a fucking *****. And don't get all butt hurt over...

1. You're a virgin. You will die a virgin. You will never even see a pussy in real life. Your personality, needle dick, and stench will drive away any woman you meet. 2. You couldn't post any pictures of yourself kissing a woman because that hasn't happened yet, nor will it. 3. Nobody takes...

You fucking tiny dick douche bag, nobody gives a flying about you or your worthless fucking threads. You brought all of this racist bullshit on yourself. If you can't handle people criticizing and insulting you, then don't fucking post. Close your account and don't come back. All of your...

All of the Indian guys would be ridiculed, chased with pitchforks, and set on fire.

The absolute best sound on Earth is the first lap of the Indianapolis 500.

The Blachawks were not on that list. Somebody should be shot for this egregious error.

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You know who's not desirable at all to anyone: needle dick Indian men who post on this forum. Yeah, that narrows it down, doesn't it. You're going to die alone as a virgin because you're a hopelessly pathetic douche bag. Good luck with that.

Indiana Pacers have never won an NBA title. They went to the finals with #31, but that's as far as they've gone. The Blackhawks and Colts have both won titles recently. Oh yeah, the Cubs haven't won the World Series since Teddy Roosevelt was president. It's the longest drought in professional...

What up, BB? :D This guy had a question: