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Sorry, I guess I didn't learn the proper way to express pirate vocalizations. That was not in my curriculum. If your regard for me dropped because I don't feel any empathy for a foreign war correspondent I've never heard of, then I guess you had no business holding me in high esteem to begin...

There's no Ry at the end of my user name now. It's just Andronicus. I agree with the rest of your post though. :hatsoff:

I don't recall bitching and moaning about your posts. Why would I have you on ignore? :dunno: I think the only one who's upset here is you. I'm not the least bit angry or annoyed when I post. I seldom get worked up over anything, let alone something that happens here. And I don't think that...

I pointed out the difference between avatar and profile picture. Clearly, some people didn't know the difference. Put me ignore if you don't want to read my posts. It's really that simple.

She was wearing an eye patch, so I didn't read the story or watch the video. I did yell, "Arrrrr!" I also read Jagger's post. Sorry, I still give zero fucks.

Yeah, I love having it on my visitor page. I'll probably delete his post now that you pointed it out. He's pissed off because he repped me with a comment that said, "lol, hehe, rep me back homie," and I neg repped him for giving me instructions and calling me homie. Douche.

Some people are confusing avatars and profile pictures. One of those people is Georges. This should not surprise anyone. :facepalm: My profile picture has a Purdue, Blackhawks, Cubs, and Colts logo in each corner with my user name in the middle. This is your profile picture, dipshit. Clearly...

10th grade right now. I don't see myself as a teacher now either, but it pays the bills and the mortgage. I wasn't always this jaded. :(

I'm an English teacher. Most days I **** my job. Today is one of those days.

That's rearry racist!

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C'mon, it's clever. :1orglaugh It's only racist if he points out that Lin scores well in Mathematics but is a real shitty driver.

No, no. It's like this - "I like my coffee like I like my women: filled with *****."

1. Don't use my phrases. :mad: 2. I have 7 Lamborghinis in my garage... in ***** 4. I would also **** you at that game.

Yes, cars... how tedious. I'm sure it goes fast, but I only pay $42 a month in car insurance. That's fucking sexy.

I don't make my own sandwich, that's what females are for. So the exact configuration is somewhat unknown to me. :dunno:

Can your translate your response into English. I'm afraid I don't speak douche.

I'm not a Saints fan, dipshit. :facepalm: Brees and I just went to the same school together. I don't play for the fucking Saints so that playoff loss did not affect me.

She's not a porn star, but I'm relatively certain that Sara Jean Underwood's body was perfect before she decided to ruin it with implants.

"Did anyone ever tell you that your eyes look like space crystals?" - 60% of the time it works every time.

Did he take you to the Rose Bowl in high school? No, he didn't. Did he throw the greatest pass in the history of Ross-Ade stadium while in high school? No, he didn't. So shut up, bitch. And behold: pZSqFwsZEqE I was about five rows up directly in front of where Seth Morales took a knee in the...

When he won the Big Ten conference by beating the Buckeyes and the Wolverines in the same season and led the Boilermakers to the Rose Bowl for the fist time in 34 years. Since Jesus was already taken, we settled for knighting him instead.

I went to college with Sir Drew Christopher Brees. That trumps any of your little porn star connections. Get on my level.

Size is fine, now it's just poorly made. :thumbsup:

Yeah, not to burst your little bubble of conceit, but I'm not really interested in meeting any of you. Thus I have no reason or desire to attend one of your little conventions. Carry on.

You could just teach them how to pull out. Might save a few bucks for a state already in a financial quagmire. :dunno: That was my birth control during high school and college, and I don't have any ********... that I know of.

Hey fucktards, DOA isn't a moderator anymore. He has rep and a user title. Way to notice a change that happened almost two weeks ago. :facepalm: And speaking of moderators, one of them should delete the graphic in the OP's signature as it exceeds the maximum size for the board. If I don't get...

She may have smiled at you, but she wrote Love Story with me in mind. We're probably going to have to fight to the death over this one. I don't see any other alternatives...

:sing: I've never had to knock on wood And I'm glad I haven't yet Because I'm sure it isn't good That's the impression that I get :sing: The Mighty Mighty Bosstones, FTW!

My girl, T-Swizzle. I really heart her. :kiss: LZ34LlaIk88 I usually throw this song on after a hard day at work. Always puts a smile on my face...

Every time DOA posts, I'm blown away by how fucking awesome his signature is. It's fucking epic... :clap:

That's because you don't consistently make repeat threads or create political threads with enough holes in the the logic to throw Volkswagens through. Nor are you consistently obnoxious or annoying. Start doing any of the bullshit I just mentioned, and I'm sure you'll have problems with more...

Falhell should not have been ******, he should have just been taken out back and shot. Nobody should be able to butcher a language that completely without any repercussions. :mad:

Howard is the quintessential ladies man. Behold as he introduces himself to Sheldon's twin ******: MmEuJCHLgqY It's so hard to pick a favorite character on that show because the actors are all really good at portraying their characters. If I was ****** to choose, I'd probably go with Sheldon...

Yeah, he'll be back after his one week ban. :facepalm: He doesn't add anything to the forum except over the top Conservatism and repeat threads. If you like playing with Legos and sidewalk chalk, then I'm sure his posts appeal to you. Personally, I'd be happier if he stayed away. His ***...

Since it's your first post, I won't **** you for posting in the wrong forum. Instead, choose which limb you could do without. That will be the payment for your insolence. Sigh, I'll just go get a mod to move this to the right place.

Who would I ban: brodkill and georges. The board would instantly be a better place without you two fucks. I realize that you probably made this thread as a joke, but I'm being serious. Feel free to post an angry reply bereft of proper capitalization and punctuation. It's really easy to ignore...

Uh... I love lamp? :dunno:

H8ZUV9IBEXY bIRmyfKOAfM And of course, one of my favorites, T-Swizzle... don't judge me. :o jYa1eI1hpDE

Any picture of a bear would be applicable here. They are godless ******* machines.

Yes, in regards to a Cubs World Series, I suppose "unbelievably implausible" would have been a better descriptor. One can ***** though, right? :D

Goddammit, Ronnie. :mad: I just copied and pasted the fucking link from his post. Definitely did not need to see that. I hope a plane lands on your house, asshole.

Well, two of my noms (Spexy and Jane) are already in, so I voted for my other one: Mariah Milano. :thumbsup:

I actually had this conversation with my girlfriend. Sometimes she likes to come up with incredibly unrealistic hypothetical situations to test my love for her. It's really just a silly, stupid game that we play, but we have fun with it. One example she asked me was "What if you had tickets to...

Jesus pogo stickin' in a snowstorm Christ, one irrelevant birthday tread is enough. Fuck, this one was even on the first page. Why don't you post your unnecessary bullshit there instead: http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?563074-Birthdays/page4 Search function fail/10 (I swear to...

Aw... look, the awkward, unexpressed sexual tension is back. You **** are so cute at that age. :D

Welcome! I'm going to need your opinion on the designated hitter rule before I can pass judgment about you. Word your response carefully.

Fuck. I was all prepared to congratulate you on the Hustler spread and the very sexy pics, but I'm afraid you answered this question incorrectly. :mad: Had you said Chicago Blackhawks, I might have married you. I guess you'll just have to live with disappointment now.

Han shooting first. :mad:

Lisa. Can I get an amen, Georges? (If you're curious, search for it. Plenty of :1orglaugh to be had)