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Re: Kim Kardashian reveals she's going to run for Mayor of Glendale in five years tim That one is a nightmare. That's why I always keep this handy. I had a linguistics professor that always harped on this rule so I should have mastered it. But she was smokin' hot, almost to the point of being...

Re: Kim Kardashian reveals she's going to run for Mayor of Glendale in five years tim Yeah, you're right. She is a subject pronoun and her is an object pronoun. I'll admit, I'm not perfect. That's one of those cases where I don't catch it unless I read it aloud. And I honestly don't proofread...

Bungee jumping is fun, but it doesn't last very long (TWSS). I've done it at various theme parks. It's thrilling when you're hurtling towards the ground, but I think the extended free fall of skydiving would be much more exhilarating. My ******* and I are planning to go skydiving this summer if...

Sorry, we're not all desperate virgins who snap pictures of some fatass random girl's tits at a very shitty music concert. Christ, you're a fucking douche bag. If you're that hard up for action, Google tits and go crazy. And we talk about more than pussy and porn stars here. That's why we have...

Clark Griswold tied a dog to the bumper, drove off down the road, and no fucks were given... The Patriot, FTW!

Re: Kim Kardashian reveals she's going to run for Mayor of Glendale in five years tim With any luck she'll be dead by then. Not because I'm worried she'll win the election, but because I think that her and other reality TV stars are a bane on society and a contributing factor to the downfall...

Yes, you were ******, and yet still have a higher post count per day average than I do. That means you're posting much more often than I am, dipshit. And since you're so curious, I do have both a riding lawn mower (for the backyard) and a push mower (for the front yard). :D

No, but I met Jerry Rice. And since he's the greatest of all-time, I win at this thread.... and at life. Get on my level.

You do realize that your posts per day average is higher than mine, right? :facepalm: I might have joined the site before you did, but you spend more time posting than I do. So if either one of us should be worrying about getting outside more often, it's you. Dumbass. :hatsoff:

Of course she does. Girls with self respect don't flash their tits at a Shinedown (really? :facepalm:) concert, but the overweight, starved for attention girls with ***** issues will.

Smash.

Re: >>>Subsections Poll - What subsections would you like to see in FreeOnes Talk<<< My god... that's... brilliant. :surprise: How have we not considered that before?

Couldn't be anyone other than Matt Damon. Jhc6CRgwkqg

Oh, the Sam Fisher defense. :facepalm: How original. I can't refute any of your arguments or create an intelligent thought of my own so I'll insult your favorite baseball team instead. That's a little played out, but it's still fun to relive the classics occasionally. I'm still not sure of the...

Hey, fucktard, I didn't trade Lou Brock, did I? No, I don't make any management decisions for the team. I just watch the games. I also like how you glossed over the whole part where I disproved your little theory about the Cubs stealing Harry Caray. And as it relates to arguing with you, I'm...

Re: >>>Subsections Poll - What subsections would you like to see in FreeOnes Talk<<< Sports and Politics should each have their own subsection. For the love of Xenu, make this happen.

Definitely a dead ringer for a young Matt Damon.

Yeah, high five for me. But beating Sam in an argument is like besting a quadriplegic in rock climbing. It really doesn't take much effort, and you have plenty of time to laugh and gloat while you're doing it.

I'm relatively certain that thieves is the correct plural, Scooter. And Harry Caray went from the Cardinals to the A's (the Cardinals fired him by the way) to the White Sox and then to the Cubs. To say the Cubs stole him from St. Louis is fucking retarded in addition to being completely...

What would he say? The only comment he ever makes is that the Cubs suck, and I said it for him. He doesn't possess the mental faculties capable of coming up with another original thought. By removing the only argument available to him, I have rendered him mute.

Between the Cardinals and Cubs only the Cubs have won the World Series in back-to-back years - '08 and '09. Reflect on that. That '08 team was awesome. Mordecai Brown as the ace of the staff, Frank Chance at first and managing, and Johnny Evers and Joe Tinker up the middle. There's a great book...

Darth Leya does have a nice ring to it... EDIT: goddamn double post. :mad:

Congratulations, Sam! The team you decided to follow last year won the World Series. I look forward to watching you switch teams (as you did with the Broncos) this year once the playoffs roll around. Meanwhile, I'll enjoy watching as the Cubs try to avoid losing 100 games this year. Should be...

I love that you quoted and responded to my initial post twice. For someone who doesn't care about the opinions of others, you sure tried awfully hard to refute what I said. If the Cubs had traded away Santo and Banks, I wouldn't have cared at all. Mainly because I wasn't alive at the time...

Yeah, and she probably has Super AIDS too. You can get that even if you use a condom and then wrap your dick in bubble wrap.

Ernie Banks was a 14 time all-star, two time league MVP, hit 512 home runs, and was named to MLB's all century team. He's one of the greatest shortstops of all-time. Are you suggesting that Tim Tebow is going to be as successful in football as Ernie was in baseball? Because if that's the case...

Yeah, silly Denver. They acquired arguably the greatest QB in NFL history, the only 4-time NFL MVP, a former Super Bowl MVP winner, a man who ranks second or third in every major passing statistical category. Peyton has been a pillar of the community, the face of Indianapolis and the Colts...

TLDR: yes, it's safe.

That's a matter of opinion. I've had McAfee for thirteen years and never once had a problem with a virus, trojan, or any other kind of malware. It's a resource hog for sure, but my systems can handle it. Plus, I save money by buying the three license deal. I can protect both my laptops and my...

Unfortunately, SiteAdvisor is flawed. People flag FreeOnes as a bad site because of its pornographic content not because of any security vulnerabilities. Even SiteAdvisor's own page on Freeones (link below) states that they tested the site and didn't find any significant problems. So why it's...

Baseball is definitely my favorite to play. I still coach a local pony (13 & 14 year old ****) team. I also play first base on a men's softball team. In high school I played second base.

TLDR. I've always advocated shooting poor people in order to control the population. Some people might call that inhumane... :dunno:

I only vote for one girl every day. So it takes me less than a minute to vote. I **** these contests with a passion. It's never about voting for the best or the most deserving, it's always about who's the most popular. I thought I was finished with those kind of contests after high school, but...

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I **** your face.

[Mackey voice] Uhhh.. cheating is bad, mmmkay. [/Mackey voice]

Why are there two purple crayons? The fuck do those represent? What do you want to bet that the black crayon with the hoodie has a hard time following orders from authority figures...

I beat Mass Effect 3 on the insanity difficulty level, does that count?

Looks like you had a helluva good time on vacation. Welcome back, bb! :D

I believe the classroom scene you speak of occurred at about the midway point of Good Will Hunting.

Somehow, I forgot Cris Collinsworth. He needs a giant glass of shut up juice.

I'm never opposed to having a slam piece...

I only vote for Spexy. I **** the contest on general principle and participate as little as possible.

Fucking Ken Harrelson. Christ, I **** that guy. This for damn sure. He's a bitter, pompous asshole. Although, in his defense, I'd be bitter too after the way '95 Indy 500 went down. No shame in finishing second in '92 though.

They place this song at Wrigley field every time the Cubs win... so about six times a year. m4g6kvgSbBM Who's your favorite team? I swear to God, if you say Vancouver, I will stab you in the throat with a rusty fork and then face fuck your corpse.

:o I only knew three of them (Mansell, Piquet, and Senna), but I'm not really an F1 fan. I always had great respect though for the drivers who transitioned to open wheel over here. I remember when Piquet came to Indy in 1992. I was interested to see how he would perform in race conditions on...

This one. Watch it all the way through. It's epic. dJxj1mou03M

I know it's the only the second game of the season, but you'll have to forgive my pessimism. After all, we do have 103 years of ineptitude working against us. Kerry Wood is one my all-time favorite Cubs players. He used to be one of the best pitchers in baseball and once struck out 20 batters...

Jumping off a bridge is your only option here.

0-2 after blowing leads in the 7th inning or later. Awesome start to the season. This seems particularly applicable right now: NrobcJa_EV8