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Only if they were making it watermelon flavored...

Yeah... no. I was threatened with castration if I ever did that. I think she's kidding, but it's probably not worth it to try. She'll swallow occasionally though so I don't know what the deal is. Bitches be crazy... :dunno:

Miss FO - Bibi Jones Cam Girl - Spexy Ashleigh OCSM - Spexy Ashleigh Side note: is it just me or did Jane post the exact same thing twice in a twenty minute span? That's an intentional double post. What's the penalty for that?

No, but I'd probably take a run at Robert Pattinson. He's dreamy... Wait, what? :dunno:

No ****. I can't wait for this fucking contest to be over. Until it is, I'll probably just avoid the talk section. At least there isn't any pink invading my SOTW thread. It's my own little refuge of serenity... like Sheldon's spot on the couch. ^^ BTW, your siggy looks much better now. :D

There really isn't anything better than kicking back with a **** and listening to some baseball. My favorite announcers will always be Pat Hughes and Ron Santo. They were entertaining regardless of what they happened to be discussing at the time. They were excellent at calling they game, but...

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It looks like you got a stainless steel version that closely resembles the set that I have. Good call. And if you're really that excited to test them out, I have a couple loads of colors that needs washed. Just sayin'... :D

Judging from those pictures it appears that the Germans are once again preparing for a World War.

Oh, I thought this was going to be a revenge movie. :( Like the ship was going to ****** the iceberg or hunt down the people who couldn't steer out of trouble... Or maybe it was a conspiracy and it didn't really sink the first time. Never mind. Those concepts are retarded. Sadly though, you...

Mine represents the single biggest Cubs fan of all-time, #10. Respect.

Yeah, the Cubs are a little better than what their record shows. They've had good pitching from Dempster and Garza (Samardzija to a lesser degree), but Volstad, Wells, and Malholm are garbage. Also, they don't have any relief pitching. Rafael Dolis is a promising reliever, but James Russel and...

Smash. I would definitely engage in intercourse with her... perhaps even without her consent.

1. Revamp 2. Sam Fisher 3. eeyoresfan They should duel to the death with rusty knives. The winner would then be subsequently ***********. Problem solved.

^^ Hey, Sam, against which team did your beloved (for this year anyway) Cardinals lose their first series of the year? #Cubs, FTW!

Re: New topic to help educate Johan's lack of hunting, fishing, game and land managme Other than that Andronicus guy, you just named some pretty epic posters. They get a free pass because they've been here longer and their opinions aren't fucking retarded. They were here before you, and...

That appears to be the bar scene from Good Will Hunting.

No, all I did was change the timing around. I didn't edit anything else. You've won twice, be happy with that. :hatsoff:

Yeah, that's a solid argument. Fans who live in states without their own MLB team must be inferior. So I guess people who live in Connecticut, Maine, Virginia, North & South Carolina, Tennessee, Kentucky, Louisiana, Arkansas, Oklahoma, Nebraska, Iowa, Kansas and most of the Western part of the...

You copied this directly from Wikipedia, ***. You even kept the formatting the same. :rofl2: Sam, be smart and gracious enough to bow out when you've been beaten. You were completely and utterly owned. If this was a boxing match, they would have stopped it by now. Stay down, Sam! Stay down...

I cannot yet rep you for this. But it was epic. Really epic. http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?599505-Fuck-the-Broncos!&p=6666131&viewfull=1#post6666131

Owned. POTW, POTM, and POTY. :1orglaugh In Sam's defense though, it would be hard to know the history of your current favorite team when you switch around so often. Sam, don't ever talk to me again about being a lifelong fan of the Cardinals. Any credibility that you had left (which was very...

Sara Jean Underwood for sure. AOTS, FTW!

I thought your siggy scrolled too fast, so I updated it. Go here to see the edited version. If you like it better, use it. If not... well, I think it looks aesthetically better, but what do I know. :dunno: http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?227883-Test-Area-V&p=6663988&viewfull=1#post6663988

Baseball Basketball Football (the American kind where they actually hit each other, as opposed to the European variety where they lightly bump each other and then flop around feigning injuries whilst scoring one goddamn goal in ninety minutes)

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The picture that I posted directly above yours is much more epic. Just sayin'...

If you have to make a thread to try and prove that you're not a bandwagon fan, then you probably are one. It's okay if you flip flop your favorite teams when it's convenient. It's not like anyone here could hold a lesser opinion of you than what they already do.

Yeah, you're right, Sam. Jerseys are totally gay. I wear my jersey whenever I go to Wrigley or whenever the playoffs roll around. Financially, it wouldn't make sense for you to buy a jersey because you switch favorite teams so often. :hatsoff:

Well, if that's the case, then let's make sure every fucking draft gets its own thread. It's pretty simple for the Colts this year. Draft Luck. Draft people to protect him.

Washer: WM2016CW Dryer: DLE2512W They're a few years old now, so LG might have upgraded and improved. :dunno: I agree with Sam about the extended warranty. It's a scam. Glad I didn't bite when the salesman offered it. I've never had a single problem with this set.

This should be in the NFL thread. Why is it so goddamn difficult to keep all related topics together?

My LG washer and dryer are epic. They're front loading, quiet as hell, and haven't failed me yet in ridding my clothes of various stains or smells. I highly recommend them. I feel like I can pack more clothes into these than I can with a top loading washer and dryer. Maybe that's just me...

Great win for the Cubs tonight in extra innings. Luckily, Chicago had a little help from the boys in blue. Two huge blown calls led to two runs for the Cubs, and that was the difference in the game. DeJesus never touched the plate in the fist inning yet was called safe. And Tony Campana was...

I'm really happy for you mrjames, and Imma let you finish, but Patrick_S makes the best wallpapers on this site.

Re: I made this thread back in February... it got buried. I love how everyone else picked up on how Sam switches teams when it's convenient. That's the reputation you've gained around here, Sam. You're nothing more than a bandwagon fan. :1orglaugh

Cool story, Crawford. 15 of 19 on saves. Hawks have derailed. Smith has more than double the amount of saves that Crawford does and hasn't allowed a fucking goal.

Blatant boarding on Hayes. He deserved the game misconduct. No excuse for a hit like that. That's pretty much the game right there. Short handed for almost half of the remaining time in third period. Fuck.

I seem to recall the Hawks beating Schneider so bad that he pulled his groin... :elaugh: And before you remind me who won that series... fuck you.

Yeah, and what's worse is that they scored off of it. The Hawks have dominated every facet of the game and have a one goal deficit to show for it. Sometimes you're just going to get beat by a hot goaltender. Nothing you can do about it.

Hawks have had some really good chances, but they haven't managed to beat Smith yet. That makes me nervous. Crawford has a propensity to give up soft goals. If Phoenix scores first, it's going to be very deflating to Chicago.

Mike Smith is a fucking ***** right now. He brought his big boy game today.

Fuck, I'm worried about this one. Phoenix is 4-0 at the UC this year. I'm predicting a big game for Patrick Sharp tonight. That might just be wishful thinking though. He's been absent the first five games of this series. The good news is that the Hawks get Shaw back after his suspension...

Re: I made this thread back in February... it got buried. Fuck, I hope it's the latter. Preferably, a slow, painful death following a very fiery explosion. Edit: Ha, thread moved. What a fucking douche.

Re: I made this thread back in February... it got buried. Why the fuck would you introduce logic into one of Sam's threads? You know it has no place here. He's also an attention whore. This behavior is par for the course.

While we're all spewing out our own useless opinions, I'll have to side with M12 on this one. The less makeup/airbrushing/photoshopping the better. Just my two cents. Ignore it if you disagree. Just one humble guy's opinion...