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Good. She and her perfect tits can keep me company.

We appear to have a contradiction here... :facepalm:/10 How do you **** Katy Perry? Have you seen her boobs? I don't care how she much she fucking sucks at singing, those tits are epic.

Yeah. :( I try to reserve my pessimism for the Cubs... Side note: doesn't this belong in the sports section?

Yeah... :drool2: She tweeted some pictures of her with Jessica Hall at that club. Smokin' hot.

Kyra Milan is good with her hands, might as well be her:

This thread is nearly three years old. :facepalm: You're a few weeks late to the prom, Scooter.

Yeah, you're right. It is going to be a long year for Indy. Peyton went 3-13 in his first year before they turned it around. There's no reason to expect the Colts to do any better in Luck's first year. I still like my bold prediction from February of this year:

Ron Artest is a fucking ******** to basketball. He should either be shot or suspended for the rest of the year.

I **** your face.

If you insult Taylor Swift again, I'll cut you. :mad: She's a great singer. Or my taste in her music is blinded by her beauty. It's one or the other. I really heart T-Swizzy... Why you gotta be so mean? :( Side note: People's eyebrow at :38.

My, you're awfully nosy. Seven seems about right though. Sara Jean Underwood is still my #1. Hope Dworaczyk and Bethanie Badertscher are a close #2. There is always room for more... Hey, at least I'm not using Google translator to speak French. I speak 'Merican. No, no. You proved who you...

That's how you prove you're not just some dude on the Internet posing as a beautiful lady. Post some pictures of yourself with the site's name written on your chest. This thread is full of win... lots of win. Yes, to me. Back the fuck off, brah. :mad:

I'm perfectly okay with bumping this old thread. She is just stupid hot. Flawless body.

This is without a doubt the greatest sporting event (Indy 500s excluded) that I have ever attended. Sir Drew Christopher Brees had never beaten the Buckeyes during his four years as a Boilermaker. Purdue was up 24-20 on the Buckeyes with a little over three minutes left. Brees went to throw the...

You were probably a Red Sox fan in 2004 when they won the World Series. Then you probably switched your allegiance in 2006... :1orglaugh

Great win for the Hawks last night. Finally, Captain Serious gets in on the action and records the game winner. Toews, Sharp, Kane, and Stålberg have all been pretty much transparent in the first five games. This has been a great fucking series. All five games have gone in to overtime. Now...

There is one correct answer. I think you know what it is.

You're a fucking tiny dick, douche bag. Nothing will ever change that. You'll die alone as a fucking virgin. Any credibility you had on this board was shot the first fucking time you posted. Nobody wants to hear your bullshit stories. Nobody wants to hear about your fucking insecurities. Nobody...

That's a valid. Syrup?

I don't give a fuck about how long they suspended Torres. It doesn't even fucking matter now. He played the rest of the fucking game. It should have been a game misconduct for Torres and a five minute power play for the Hawks. Instead, there wasn't even a penalty called. What a fucking ********...

:1orglaugh Raccoon City is from the Resident Evil video game franchise. I suppose I'll let it slide this time since you're a fan of Skyrim, horror flicks, sci-fi, and LotR. Those are all wins in my book. Harry Potter... not so much. Side note: My thief/assassin in Skyrim would own your...

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Never heard of Raccoon City? Get your nerd up! :mad:

The Cubs also haven't won a playoff game since 2003 when they won game 4 to take a 3-1 series lead in the NLCS. Oh, the pain...

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I'll take Raccoon City as long as Jill Valentine and Claire Redfield are with me.

I'd take a 26 year World Series drought over a 103 year drought any day. :(

I'll take Febtober. FTW!

Thanks! :hatsoff: I'm all about making other people happy. That's just what a great guy I am.

You guys are fucking assholes. Just him a valid link. Dude, go here: www.pornprox.com/

Johnnystyro = Ace Boobtoucher The only way I noticed was that the username changed on my friends list.

The Cubs game. We've lost six in a row. At some point, this team is bound to win... or not. We might just end the season with three wins.

Tits. Always tits. Did you include feet as an option so that M12 wouldn't feel left out?

An ice cold Bud Light. Work was fucking ****** today.

Yeah, where's that WTC7 fuckhead? He could sort this **** out. Tell me you wouldn't take his dumbass over Sam Fisher or Joilover. Fuck, we had it so easy back then...

Any scene from Good Will Hunting. What do you wanna know? That I don't have 12 brothers? That I'm a fuckin' orphan? You don't wanna hear that... no, you don't wanna hear that. You don't wanna hear that I got fuckin' cigarettes put out on me when I was a little ***! That this [points to his...

Say what you will about Alex, but his siggy is epic...

I recalled you posting a picture of your motorcycle during some argument with Same Fisher. That's why I said BMW motorcycle owners deserved a beating. Is it weird that I remembered that? :dunno: My memory has a funny way of recollecting obscure, irrelevant bullshit but forgetting where the fuck...

Yeah, make sure you take everything here super seriously. Because there's never a chance that people are just fucking with you because they're assholes. No, everyone is completely serious all the fucking time. Remember that going forward.

The fact that you call it your bizness shows your lack of maturity. And bragging about being married to someone who is busty and hot leads me to think you're a desperate virgin. I could be wrong though. That happened once.

Why, thank you. :hatsoff:

You wanna know how I know you're gay? You get a Brazilian wax. Manscaping is much easier (and cheaper) with a fucking Gillette razor. You're trying too hard, bro. Quit putting the pussy on a pedestal.

I wish I could bang nasty girls and brag about it on the Internet. My life would be so complete.

Fuck, four straight overtime playoff games for the Hawks. I can't take this ****. Chicago really needs this one. It's imperative to tie the series before it shifts back to Phoenix. EDIT: Or not. Just another OT loss. What a soft fucking goal.

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Yes, especially if it's a BMW motorcycle. Those fuckers definitely need an ass beating. :D

Sweet Jebus, if the Cubs don't lose 100 games this year, it will be a goddamn miracle. Losers of five straight, no starting pitching after Garza and Dempster, no relief pitching, and no offense. This team doesn't do anything well. It's going to be a long year. Either they're going to have to...

On a related note, if you own a Ford Focus, you're much more likely to never get pussy in your life.

I agree with Hustler in this case. Regardless of your actual intentions, it would appear to a casual observer that you're affiliated in some way with the Hustler brand name. That brand was established long before you were. They've also been very successful in the adult industry, the same...

Re: Kim Kardashian reveals she's going to run for Mayor of Glendale in five years tim Yeah, I always keep that straight with this easy to remember acronym: TIECWINCAAYKECDNHCSTWNCASBC HITTTTHAIAECYMUWTITNCWIIEON.