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After reading the article, I went home with a waitress. The way I always do.

Religion, commerce and government. The real "Holy Trinity". Religion is there to control your mind. Commerce is there to control your money. Government is there to control your actions. The "Age of Discovery" is a perfect example of this principle. Government sanctioning of taking other peoples...

Shouldn't the Trips-Nash match be a "My Quad" match? First one to blow a quad goes away.

Can someone please explain to me how Michigan deserves a BCS bowl game.

An AMC Gremlin. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AMC_Gremlin

http://www.amazon.com/Dreamwalker-Anthony-W-Shotwell/dp/1452070164/ref=tmm_hrd_title_0?ie=UTF8&qid=1322986966&sr=1-16 Dreamwalker by Anthony W. Shotwell. It's a good read, plus the author is an old school buddy of mine.

If I can be serious for just a moment...

I think that I would be slightly disappointed to meet Jagger and find out that he really isn't Steve Earle or Elwood isn't Keith Richards.

It really depends on the criteria. Are we talking strictly vocal chops? Are we talking charisma? What about a combination of both? Gregg Allman is one of the greatest blues singers ever. Ronnie Van Zant wasn't a great singer but he was a great lead vocalist. Hell, Ozzy is a great lead vocalist...

I would have had Duane and SRV higher and dropped Clapton 2 or 3 spots. The only real problem I have is that some of the old blues greats were ranked way too low.

So how was that different from any other day?

I do have cameras. Want to hook up? What really gets complicated is when you and your current wife have a mutual ex-girlfriend. Both single relationships and then later together.

Well all Chuck's ******** are out there playing his licks Get into your kicks Come back baby Rock 'n Roll never forgets

Yeah, just what we need. Dirty and lazy hippies in space. Wait a minute... we might be on to something.

OK, ladies. If we are done with story time with a majorette, can we start talking about something more manly? Something like beating people with big fucking sticks maybe.

Balls Footballs, baseballs, basketballs, wiffleballs, and about 12 the ones in my pants. It's been all downhill since then.

For the record I will state my political views as, "Republicans need to stay out of my home and Democrats need to stay out of my wallet". I know this doesn't answer your question, but I'm going to say my piece. The problem with the system is that every elected official is worried about the next...

Average attendance can be really misleading. They say nothing about paid attendance. How many of these spectators are comped as a promotion? MLS is also generally played at football stadiums with seating capacities of 50,000 or more, most NHL and NBA arenas are in the 25,000 to 30,000 range...

When and if he becomes relevant I will form an opinion about him. Until that time, I couldn't care less.

I was supposed to go into the army as an MP. My knees are shot so they didn't take me.

Tried it. The cord snapped and I lived. It did fuck up my larynx pretty bad. I couldn't talk for over a month. I got the help I needed and have moved on. I don't want to **** myself. Other people however, is an issue that I still have to deal with.

Doink, TL Hopper, The Bushwackers, just how seriously were you taking the WWE before?

Yes, please. When..... oh you weren't offering, you were looking for advice.:******::weeping::cry:

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding! How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?!

Hooper. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0077696/

If we weren't supposed to eat them then they wouldn't be made out of meat. Oh that and the fact that salad isn't food. Salad is what food eats.

I'm going to sell **** and smokes to slutty chicks and stupid dicks.

I didn't climb to the top of the fuckin' food chain to eat carrots. - Ron White

Must be a soccer player practicing his diving.

Ummmmm....because they are tasty. Meat was essential for the development of the humanoid brain. Do humans require meat today? No not really, but if it wasn't for your meat eating ancestors you wouldn't be capable of making that choice. I choose to not eat veal, but just about every other meat is...

She doesn't have much imagination but we aren't going to starve. To be fair though, with our tiny little kitchen area it's even hard for me to do some of my more complex dishes.

MMMMMMmm. Back boobs.

I thought that it was part of the contract that they signed.

Are the twin bombs on the Ukrainian soldier standard military issue? :dunno:

Marcos Ambrose, Juan Montoya....

I'm married. I have about 28 no sex days every month.

Well, if I got rid of my sense of reason it would be less annoying dealing with stupid people.

And I want my fucking glass bottles back as well. Asshats.:mad:

Hippies.They're everywhere. They wanna save the earth, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad. Eric Cartman

Current. NHL. Datsyuk MLB. Pujols NFL. Clay Matthews NBA. could not care less. All Time. NHL. Stevie Y MLB. Kirk Gibson NFL. Randy White NBA. Magic

Can anybody name me one gimmick that Vince got over? Undertaker? Vince's idea, but Mark Callaway got the gimmick over. Goldust? Again, Dustin Runnels got that over. Razor Ramon? Shawn Michaels got that crap over. Scott Hall just happened to be in the ring when Shawn had a great ladder match...

To get laid.

So when did this become a comparison between fictional works? Just sayin'. * *Yes, I went there.

Fuck. That is all.

R.I.P. Dan you will be missed. http://sports.yahoo.com/irl/news;_ylt=Aoppa4GD4Ggo4Xb9W53mNQs5nYcB?slug=ap-indycar-lasvegas-massivewreck

I'm pretty sure that I won't give a damn while I'm taking my dirt *** in about 35 years or so.

Three pages and not a single recipe? WTF?

I know that it is a great song. Just one more mornin, I had to **** up with the blues. Pulled myself out of bed, yeah, put on my walkin shoes. And went up on the mountain, to see what I could see. The whole world was fallin, right down in front of me. Cause I've a hunger for the dreams I'll...

Dress like an idiot and act like a douche? Actually, while some of the chicks that are with these ass-clowns are fairly attractive, most of them are dumb as stumps. Take my ****** for example. I love him like a ******* but the boy just a'int right. Anyhow, he hooked up with this girl a few years...

It's the same old ****. Just like 1980, great start and then...Wait. What? They actually won? Holy ****.