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He's a poet, he's a picker-- He's a prophet, he's a pusher-- He's a pilgrim and a preacher, and a problem when he's stoned-- He's a walkin' contradiction, partly truth and partly fiction, Takin' ev'ry wrong direction on his lonely way back home. The Pilgrim: Chapter 33 - Kris Kristofferson

Well this place is old It feels just like a beat up truck I turn the engine, but the engine doesn't turn Well it smells of cheap **** & cigarettes This place is always such a mess Sometimes I think I'd like to watch it burn I'm so alone, and I feel just like somebody else Man, I ain't changed...

It depends on what you mean by hardest to win. From who's perspective? For the player? For the fans? For the GM/Coach? Mathematically it would have to be the World Series. Only eight teams make the playoffs. Four less than the NFL and half the number of teams that make the NHL and NBA playoffs...

Actually afraid for my life, no. There have been a few times that I should have been. One time two jack-asses got into a shouting match in front of my best friend's house and one of them pulled out a 9mm. We had a bunch of **** from the neighborhood playing in the front yard. My only thought...

You would think that with all of that B.C. bud that they would be more mellow. Or is that just for Olympic snowboarders? :dunno:

Seven million sperm, and that one had to swim the fastest.:facepalm:

Wait a minute. You can have things of a sexual nature done with someones mouth? Why am I just now hearing about this ****?

I don't like my beard being so gray. It doesn't bother me enough to make me shave it though. In a way it helps show off how awesome my full head of thick, auburn hair is.

I doubt it. I'm not real sure about the line between eating pork and smoking a sausage however, so it's just a guess.

This guy is being way too picky. I mean, must not smoke or dip?

I was so going to call but I don't know what tacko's are.

:iloveyou::iloveyou::iloveyou: Wait. What? What was this thread about?:dunno:

I would just be my ol' sweet self. Hey, it's worked more times than not for other women. Why? Do you need some kind of decoder ring or something? What would you do to fuck your favorite CPA? Or lawyer? Or trash collector?

5: It takes 43 muscles to frown. It only takes four to reach out and slap the dumb fuck upside the head. 4: Life is too short to ***** cheap ****. 3: Working hard is the shortest way to more hard work. But it beats being a lazy fuck. 2: If someone doesn't like you, fuck 'em. People who judge you...

Certain medications can have sexual side effects. I was put on Paxil a few years ago and after about two days on it, I could not cum for a long time. Sometimes it would take an hour and half before I could finish. Needless to say, the next time I went to the doctor I had him take me off that ****.

Tell your tits to stop staring at me!!!!

Hey!!! Does this look normal to everyone? (starts removing pants)

I did once, but it wasn't the same. They really should be served hot.

We can argue for years about where those five rank, however you can't really argue that those are the five in the conversation. It would really depend on the make up of your team. If you have scorers and just want a defensive Center you go with Russell. If you want a scorer in the middle you go...

Michigan: Making Ohio and Indiana look almost decent in comparison.

Welcome back kiddo.

You have a very low line of when bragging is excepted. I've pinched off logs that are more attractive than Flav. Seriously, I have.

Lebron has the tools and the talent to be in the discussion. Realistically though you should be the best at the position before talking all around best player. Larry Bird might have something to say about being the best at the three spot. MJ has the two spot locked down. Oscar, Magic and...

Never forget!!! Fire up the grill and knock a few cold ones back. Just remember what we celebrate.

What a couple of morons. They are called smart phones, use them.

Columbus "discovered" a land with millions of people already there. Sue me. Even as a little ***, that little historical falsehood bothered me. How in the fuck do you discover a place that already has inhabitants? Not to mention that Norsemen had beat him by 500 years and there is evidence of...

No ****, Sherlock. Is there anybody that thought the fucker was right in the head? Of course, this coming out now is completely different from a "not guilty due to insanity" verdict. If, at some point in the he is deemed competent, he could still face charges.

Wrong! She is going to have Spike Dudley.

Certainly not ******** that ***** ****.:pukey:

Help!!!!!! Somebody turn the TV on to PBS. I could actually feel my IQ dropping as I watched it. I am a big boy and I don't apologize for it. Ladies I have to be honest with you, If you outweigh me, shaking your fat ass is not sexy. The two main hos looked pretty good, but the fat bitch in the...

:sing: I'd like to buy the world a cock, and keep it company....:sing:

Or dating Chris Brown.

I am never wearing one of those again. I thought the damn thing was cut my nut sack right off. VV however, really seemed to enjoy it.

You cannot be a world beater if you are never in any danger. As bad as Hogan was as a wrestler, at least he had some ring psychology. How do you expect to get any sympathy if you "no sell" every big move? Hogan, Rhodes, Sting even Austin got over by making people believe that they could be...

So, let me see if I have all of the facts straight here. Dirk is really Ryan Seacrest?

Re: **** 'desperate for food and water after parents ****** them to live outside in t Sadly, this is not in the least bit shocking. Fucking idiots.

Damn. Why is everyone being so competitive? Oh, and I dip mine in a colony of fire ants.

My country, yes. My government, no.

Dude, it's just a hotdog not a ********* penis. :drool1:

Vince needs to have someone to make an example of. He would do the same thing if Angle or Lesner came back. Vince cares about Vince.

Wait! You're telling me there is a difference?

I give up. How do you get pussy out of pork?

I've got my dinner, now where are those fucks on horseback with the fucking hounds?

Heading out to the cemetery to take her some flowers.

Pippa has a better body, Kate is cuter. That being said, I don't understand all of the fuss over either of them. You can walk down the street in any city that you can name and see women who are just as hot. I wouldn't kick either one out of bed. If a woman is a 7 when nobody knows who she is...

Jay: Yeah, tell me something about me. Rufus: You masturbate more than anyone on the planet. Jay: **** everyone knows that. Tell me something nobody knows. Rufus: When you do it you think about guys. Jay: (looks over to Silent Bob) Dude not all the time.

I am completely shocked! You are telling me that half of Detroit can read. I have to call :bs: on this one.

My favorite body part on a woman? My penis of course. On her, in her, nestled between, whatever.

Well if it smells like fish......Anyhow forget about that. What about Tinkerbell always putting that ass out there.:drool1:

Yeah, as if a popsicle would last long enough to take the picture.