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Maybe I'm just a narcissist, but I see a lot of myself in you.

If you're feeling salty, I'm your *******.

We have no time for logical solutions.

Life keeps fucking you even after you die.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIrhVo1WA78 Ha-ha.

If that is extra weight then give her some more donuts. :drool2:flylicker:sex::boobies::yummie::nannerf1::nannerf2::blowjob::hit::drool1: I think you get the idea.

I thought that was a small mushroom. Damn you! :mad:

:stfu::thefinger:fight::ak47::cussing::violent::violent::whip: Feel better now?

Wait a minute! What's this talk of Nikki's boobs and fan signs? I need to be alone now.:rubbel:

I'm offended by the fact that you don't want to offend anyone. Damn it grow a set.:mad::stir:

Has anybody mentioned Israel? No? OK. Israel.

Work ethic. What can I say? I'm a dreamer.

I'd give it a shot, but I'll probably stick with my habaneros.

You never see anybody going down the road on fucking unicycle. Why the fuck not? :dunno:

Yes, but I'm in one of the three where it's encouraged.

Rep to you, sir.

I've got some "special" creme you could use..... Oh come on, you know that someone was going to say it. Anyhow I'm getting a penguin done next week. Mine have never itched too bad. It has been a long time since getting new ink though. Maybe I just don't remember it being that bad.

This should end well. There is no such thing as race. We are all human. Hell "white" isn't even an ethnicity. :facepalm:

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news;_ylt=AjTaQCAr3zC16QME2U9Ny7Q5nYcB?slug=ap-obit-garycarter RIP, ***.

I suggest that you talk to these guys, they'll be gentle. Well probably not. http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?584131-perfect-spot-for-2-question-I-have-for-you

Re: what is it called when a woman behind the scenes blows the guy if he's getting li Filling out applications?

Fuck you, I'm getting in the plane. Let the daredevils get on the plane.

So is sloth.

I deal with these lazy fucks every day. They come in and buy $30 in junk food on their food card and then turn around and want you to break a $100 bill when they get a Steel Reserve and a couple of Swisher Sweets. Why am I ******* myself so you can sit around ***** and high all day. Oh that's...

Baseball: Detroit Tigers Football: Dallas Cowboys Hockey: Duh, Detroit Red Wings Basketball: Detroit Pistons

Meh, crackheads die every day. She at one time had a great voice. Her music sucked, good thing I don't listen to regular radio anymore.

If you listened to him, he said it was a .45, besides if he was on his own property and not right in town there is nothing to stop him from firing off a few rounds.

Just stare at a tiny section of her hair. When she asks you what you're staring at just say "On nothing,bride of Frankenstein". Just sit back and watch as she spends the next three days with a magnifying mirror trying to find the grey hairs.

I'm not wearing any pants.

We get it. You do not like Obama. I'm not a big fan of Mr. Teleprompter either. Just let it go. There has never been a POTUS without any faults. We have had slave owners, womanizers, drunks, and liars as POTUS. What does it matter? Oh my god! He rubbed his nose! Impeach him!

Re: Old Farts Only: Steve McGarrett (Jack Lord Era) or Captain Kirk (Wiliam Shatner E James Tiberius Kirk.

Then, for the thousands in attendance and the millions watching at home, lllllllllllllleeeeeeetttttttssss get ready to suuuuuuck iiiiiiitttt.

How many teams are 1) ready to win right now 2) need a QB and 3) can afford him. It can't be to many. Flynn would be a better option if you are rebuilding and I am not completely sold on him. If money wasn't an issue I could see Jerry Jones telling Romo to GTFO and bringing him in.

Fixed!

I never got the the notice that this was a formal board. I have to go get some of my best boxers out of my dresser to deal with you people?

There went nine minutes of my life that I will never get back. When Rick Santorum becomes pregnant due to a **** I will gladly listen to his views on abortion.

I'll get all the ***** I need when I'm dead. Seriously though, I get about 3-5 hrs. a day. About once every six weeks or so I completely crash for about 16 hrs. and then I'm good to go.

Live? No. Exist? If I had to.

Oval office cam. Hey, if I'm getting head from an Intern, I might as well help balance the budget. Only $24.99 a month or $249.99 for a full year.

Is there a time frame or do you mean ever? I'm married so I guess the answer is no. At least not that I can remember.

And of course that would never be an issue in San Francisco. :nannerf1:

Ummmm, the Bears have the most overall wins in league history and the Cowboys have the best overall winning percentage. Just sayin'.

Damn! How lazy can you get? Where is my fucking sandwich?

Usually a full beard in the winter. I change it up a lot in warmer weather. Sometimes I have the Lemmy thing going, sometimes a goatee, and sometimes just stubble.

Redhead, blonde or brunette. If they buxom, I fucks 'em.

I vote both.

Oh it seems to me this whole world's gone crazy There's too much **** and killin goin on But when I see the bare chest of a woman My worrys and my problems are all gone No one thinks of fightin, when they see a topless girl Baby if you would show yours too, we could save the world Show them to...

Pretty much anything Mediterranean. Spanish, Moroccan, Greek, Italian... :drool1:

The Hustler

Don't sing it, bring it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iAdw2tXnp8