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U. S. A., U. S. A., U. S. A. Wait, what was the question again? Fuck it, it doesn't matter. U. S. A., U. S. A. I love my country, question my government and will be the first to tell you that we have some of the most bat-**** crazy fuckers on the planet. I still wouldn't want to live...

That's not exactly how it happened. Those three teams moved to the AFC after the merger to balance out the conferences. Al Davis did know the game in his day. He could take retreads and has-beens and make them work in a system. Jim Plunkett was a wash out and he won two Super Bowls with the...

How does it make any sense to list the home team first? Missouri at Kansas State. It makes perfect sense to list the home team second. Plus it probably started with baseball as the home team gets the final at-bat.

The ones that I ripped into the Principal's lawn back in High School were pretty epic.

Is it wrong that I'm jealous of Winter having the thighs of Mickie James wrapped around her head?

OK, cupcake, I know this is useless but what the hell. When this business relationship started there was a contract signed. Both sides had lawyers go over the various clauses in that contract to protect both parties. Generally in these types of contracts there is a "Personal Conduct" clause to...

OK, OK, I admit it. I was the voice he heard. It's kind of my thing. I travel around the world to attend church services. I find a likely target and sit behind them. About 5 minutes into the service I start to whisper asinine things to do. You would be surprised at how gullible some of these...

The bottom line is, Hank probably doesn't give a ****. It's not like he needs that MNF check in order to survive.

As the guy with the Hank,Jr. emblem as an avatar, I guess I'm required to weigh-in here. Hank made a very badly thought out analogy but has every right to do so. ESPN has every right to suspend/discipline/fire him for his comments as there is probably a clause in the contract about such...

My guess is that there would be a **** load of radioactive lava.

1: The Allman Brothers Band 2: The Silver Bullet Band (Bob Seger) 3: Lynyrd Skynyrd 4: The E Street Band (Bruce Springsteen) 5: Double Trouble (Stevie Ray Vaghan) 6: The Eagles 7: ZZ Top 8: Metallica 9: Van Halen 10: Grand Funk Railroad because some people need some help to party down.

Hey now. Why all the **** for Michael Obama? It's his husband that doesn't know what he's doing.

What are you talking about? He won three Super Bowls for Dallas by playing in Minnesota.:1orglaugh

OK, I need a little "me" time now so I can get in touch with my errr... feelings.

Rita Faltoyano. :D

But we've got the biggest balls of them all.:banger::banger::banger:

So are you bragging or bitching? :dunno: Oh, that kind of rear ended. Never mind, continue on.

How about when they want a cleaner bag of dirt because they don't want a mess in their trunk? God, I **** stupid fucking people.

As a Tiger fan I would love to see an Arizona/Detroit World Series. That match-up would also have the best storyline in a long time. As far as match-ups go pitching wise, I would love to to see V-Nasty go against either Lee or Halladay. Actually, anybody coming out of the NL would be good story...

Fuck you, you fucking douche nozzle.

I was thinking that she might have got her tits to close to a candle or something. :dunno:

Although it is true that I have only seen him on TV and never in person, I do not believe him to be a fictional character.

Six fucking field goals? Really? My, what an offensive powerhouse.

So that was 6 men, this is the first time with 3. Duh!!! Besides your wrestling fan credentials have been revoked. How dare you have a memory beyond the last PPV.:mad::hairpull::brick:

Dung? John and Paul were the lyrics, but George was the music. For all the jokes about Ringo, you do have to give him some legit credit for one thing. He did tap Barbara Bach.

Also Sprach Zarathustra Wooooooooooooo

So then what? Clothing clubs where chicks get dressed for tips? Now granted that there are some people that should probably be payed to put some more clothes on, but still. Do you really want to be flipping through the channels on the TV and come across some of these shows where nobody should be...

Personally I would build my team around a stud left tackle. It doesn't matter who your QB is if he keeps getting blind-sided on every pass attempt. Football games will always be decided in the trenches. It's the same no matter what type of offense you run. Of those mentioned, I would go with Suh...

I've got two Redwing sweaters in white. Stevie Y (19) and Shanny (14) from back when it was home whites. I also have two personalized football jerseys. Cowboys and Browns, both home, number 54. I have an old McGwire (25) Cardinals shirt and a generic Michigan State football jersey number 23 for...

And I feel fine.

How many tackles has Brady made? What is your point? You have 30+ players that get regular playing time on a football team. No matter how good a player is at his position, he cannot win a game without his teammates doing their jobs. Would Brady have those rings if he played for the Lions? No...

The BFG 9000.

So you been broken and you been hurt Show me somebody who ain't Yeah I know I ain't nobody's bargain But hell a little touch up And a little paint... You might need somethin' to hold on to When all the answers they don't amount to much Somebody that you can just talk to And a little of that...

:facepalm: , :popcorn: and :drama: . That is all.

It's not really love until they make me a sandwich to go with the ****. Seriously though, everyone is different. I have been in relationships where we were basically a couple half way through the first date and it lasted for years. I have also been through the "do I say it or not?" for a long...

Badgers? We don't need no stinkin' badgers.

OK, now look right at me.....no there's only one of me.....oh fuck it, close enough. Say cheese.

Whether you like it or don't like it, learn to love it because Slick Ric, wooooooo, the Nature Boy Ric Flair had the best entrance ever. And to be the man you have to beat the man. Woooooo.

Actually I'm getting ready to run a couple of loads right now. I'll get back with you in a couple of hours.

Whenever I do the laundry Satan laces up his ice skates because hell just froze over. Wait a minute that's what happens when my wife does the laundry. Same thing happens when I go into a barbershop.

Does anybody want to face the Tigers right now? I'd like to see some more consistency at the back end of the rotation. Verlander and Fister are going to be a dangerous 1 and 2 come play-off time. Heh heh, Fister.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ef0LU449SXk With 35% more ass.

A bowel boa? An ass anaconda? :dunno:

So, all of that build up about Jeff coming back and having a live mic and that's what we got? REALLY? They even had time to edit and I was bored to tears.

I was working in a big box store at the time. After the first plane hit we turned all of the T.V.'s in the store to the news and set up a big set in the front of the store. Nobody was getting any work done and nobody cared if they did. By the time the towers fell you could hear your own...

What fucking difference does it make? Is anybody even going to watch this movie? Liz Taylor played Cleopatra, the "****** Indian" in those PSA's from the '70's was an Italian. If you are going to a "Bio-Pic" for a history lesson then you are going to fail the class anyhow. It's a fucking movie...

Yeah, about that..... Actually the first week or so wasn't that bad. When they start going psycho it can get old in a hurry. It has happened to me twice. The first one was just an annoyance but the second one had me worried for a while. Too bad to because she was hot as hell.

Does playing your skin flute really count? Because if it does, I'm going platinum bitches.