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I think that all of the people talking about race and brain sizes are missing the real point of the story. If humans as a species can fuck something they will fuck it. No real news here. I'm sure that it went the other way as well. Didn't anyone watch Clan Of The Cave Bear?

September Carrino

And yet I still haven't heard a thing about my boots and belt that they said was almost ready for shipment.

No. He is going to be really classy and get them some Boone's ****.

You want to shut up Boise State? It's a very simple solution. Get your favorite BCS conference school to man up and actually play them. Nobody wants to ruin their season by getting beat by them, especially at home. At least Michigan State put them on the schedule for next year. It probably won't...

Well I don't know about anybody else, but I would be sweating if I had explosives strapped to my scrotum while getting on a plane. Therefor it seems logical to assume that if someone is sweating going through airport security that they have explosives strapped to their scrotum. What is so hard...

There have been a few over the years that after the fact I wondered "what if.." about. Most of the time it came down to a choice between two girls and me picking the wrong one. Back in my school days I was completely oblivious to the fact I had a lot of girls drooling over me. Plus I had...

We need names damn it. Some of us need our egos stroked. And yes, when I say ego I do mean penis.:o:D:uohs:

Isn't that phrase somewhat redundant and repetitious?

DouchNozzle. Oh, he hasn't changed that yet? Well in the mean time STDiva.

I try not to quote *** Rock, but in this case it's pretty accurate. I like AC/DC and ZZ Top Bocephus, Beasties and the kings of rock Skynyrd, Seger, Limp, Korn, the Stones David Allen Coe and "No Show" Jones Yeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh Pass that bottle around Got the rock from Detroit Soul from...

If you are looking for suggestions, might I throw "DoucheNozzle" out there. I am kidding, it's a joke. Get over it.

OK, let me get this straight. You have almost 9,000 posts on a porn board and it took this to make you feel like a perv. Just admit that are a perv and move on with your life. I worked in a big box store in a College town for 13 years. You just have to enjoy it while it lasts.

My problem is that people give the POTUS far too much credit (or blame) for what happens. All that the POTUS can do is sign or veto a bill that has made it through both the House and the Senate. He has no real say in the wording of a bill. Everybody blames Bush for the U.S. being in Iraq and...

If the rotation sets up right, you might get Verlander three times in a seven game series.

If I were a Yankees fan, I would hope for Texas in the first round instead of facing Verlander twice.

A few years ago I had some loud fuckers in the apartment below me. So one Friday afternoon I put in the first three Black Sabbath albums in the CD player, put them on a continuous loop, strategically placed the speakers, turned it up to annoying but not too loud and left for the weekend. I got...

Western White Women? What, do they have a lasso, a saddle and spurs? Well hell, I'm in then.

Since preseason picks really don't mean ****. Let's call it Anal Bowl I. The Fudge Packers give it to the Browns.

People walking up to you Singing glory hallelulia And they're tryin to sock it to you In the name of the Lord They're gonna teach you how to meditate Read your horoscope, cheat your faith And further more to hell with **** Come on and get on board Joe South- Games People Play

I smell a swerve with Laurinaitis trying to pull off some kind of power play. Nash turns on Triple H because it's "just business". Punk and Cena form an uneasy partnership to fight the office. Eventually it's revealed that Punk and Laurinaitis are behind the whole thing when Punk turns on Cena...

Fuck Jim Thome. Fuck him all to hell. God damn piece of ****. OK, now that my Tiger fan rant is over... As a baseball fan, Thome was one of my favorite players. He always seemed to play for the love of the game. I have never heard any rumors of juicing. All that I ever heard from him was...

What's the big deal here. Get her ********, go to Vegas, give her a facial, tell TMZ about the mental fatigue of living her lifestyle, take half the money. **** you could do this over a long weekend.

If Notre Dame was going to join a conference, I think it would end up being the Big 12. They bring nothing, other than history with several teams from the Big 10 to that table. Logistically the only other conference that makes any sense is the Big 12. Yes they are in the Big East for Basketball...

I didn't know he was a satanist. Of course, I don't give two pieces of monkey crap about him anyways.

It depend on what else I have eaten and if I have to floss.

Half a gallon of ******* and about 240 gr. of lead to the head and then maybe...

OK, where do I start... 1: The Allman Brothers don't even make the field? 2: The White Stripes over anybody? 3: The Greatful Dead go down to the Bee Gees? 4: Lynyrd Skynyrd beat by Cheap fucking Trick? I am calling :bs: on this one.

Damn it. I thought this was going to be thread about archery.

Stop paraphrasing my ****, asshat. :brick::hairpull::facepalm::bang::mad: Ahh, fuck it. If you're gonna steal material, you might as well steal from the best.

Ugly? I would say no judging by how many comments I get in a day. Fat? Well I do have a bit of shed for protecting a valuable tool.

Well, almost every day, someone comes up to me to tell me that they remember me from somewhere. I have no idea who the fuck they are, but they have enough details right for me to take them at their word. So I guess for good or bad, I leave some kind of impression with people, and not just the...

I am better off because I have worked my ass off. The POTUS has very little to do with how you are doing. You are where you are because of your own choices.

Of course I cheer for the Tigers. They are in first place, have the best pitcher in baseball.... Oh, that Tiger. Meh, it's fucking golf for ****** out loud. I get more excited picking out socks.

Well, fuck you then. I will just leave a big, steaming pile between the pools and wipe my ass with one of the towels.

I was nicknamed "Bubba" when I was playing D-line growing up. My *** would always tell me stories about everybody at Spartan Stadium chanting "****, Bubba, ****". I remember him as "Hightower" and the Miller Lite commercials. A great player, a great Spartan and a great man. Once again, RIP Bubba.

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2011/08/bubba-smith-nfl-star-police-academy-actor-found-dead-home.html RIP big man.:angels:

Hank Williams, Jr. & Friends In Step - Stevie Ray Vaughan Live at Fillmore East - The Allman Brothers Band Hotel California - Eagles Black Sabbath - Black Sabbath Live Bullet - Bob Seger & The Silver Bullet Band Reflections - Charlie Danials Band Born To Run - Bruce Springsteen One More From the...

So, what? They will look like crap most of the year, get lucky in the play-offs, and get exposed in the Superbowl? But seriously, they did improve that D and that worries me. But at QB, you have a guy that has never played an entire season and a malcontent.

Talk about a hanging curveball. Too soon?

Why does Jesus always look like Ted Nugent in the movies? Maybe there is something to this christian rock thing. Maybe Jesus wants us to dress in loincloths and shoot things with arrows. Any suggestions on what or who should be first?

Well, I do have the legs to pull it off, but the midriff might be a small problem.

Christian Rock is neither. But that being said, it looks like a good spot for some Eric Clapton and Stevie Winwood. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbRgSlIrJQ0

Well of course it was foul play. He was a Texas Hillbilly, it would have been meth. Duh!!!:facepalm:

Neanderthal mad. Back take you said. Douches no neanderthal. :mad:

:dunno::dunno::dunno:

I heard The Burritos out in California could fly higher than The Byrds Roger McGuinn had a 12 string guitar it was like nothing I'd ever heard And The Eagles flew in from the west coast like The Byrds they were trying to be free While in Texas the talk turned to Outlaws like Willie and Waylon...

A king without a ***** - a land without a king - A truth without a voice - one song left to sing... One song to sing. A wise man told me there's something you should know: The way you judge a man is you look into his soul And you'll soon see everything. A voice from the past cried, Give peace a...

I believe in the ghosts of fake girlfriends/FWB's/stolen Facebook images.

:moon::moon::moon::moon::moon::moon::moon: :sing: Moon river...