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They should have used a machete and a big ol' meat hook. Now that would have been cool.

So a bar owner doesn't have the right to sell or not sell a product as he or she sees fit? It's called a promotional stunt to drum up press clippings and business. If you want some Sam Adams, there is probably a bar nearby that is selling it. Hell, there is probably a bar in NYC that is running...

I need some new boots... and a belt... and a wallet...

The Good, The Bad And The Ugly (1966)

Re: Why Isn't Soccer Popular in America? So let me see if I have this right. Time stoppages for injuries is idiotic. Playing past regulation time to compensate for injuries makes perfect sense. Nobody knows how much time will be added and it's probably going to end in a tie anyways.:facepalm...

Let me put it this way. Where else am I going to see a 20 car pile up and not be in the god damned thing. -George Carlin.

How could you host that awful show without being plowed?

I hope it catches on. I can use those extra paychecks for adding the secret ingredient. :rubbel::rubbel::rubbel: Talk about coming into money.

Dirk is not a ******. He is only gay for pay. Oh, and the occasional Guatemalan tranny. Oh, and the Navy while on shore leave. Oh, and.....

So how many of his ex-QBs are secretly laughing their asses off? Maybe if he would have kept his dick in his pants and his foot out of his mouth he would still have some money.

So do the Tigers move Miggy over to third or just put Prince in at DH? Inge has to be worried about now. Talk about panicking about an injury. Still need to address the pitching though.

I loved the mental aspects of playing baseball. I love the combination of physicality and grace in hockey. I have to go with football though. Nothing compares to squaring up and making that perfect tackle. Not just the rush of the hit, but wrapping someone up and stopping them cold. I had some...

Well, I have to look down on someone. I could look down on people that live in Ohio and Indiana, but they live in Ohio and Indiana, they have enough problems. :D

Sucker punch? Nobody, I'm a man. There are a few people that I would like to tell that I am going to punch them and then do so.

Some people think they gonna die someday, I got news you never got to go.

http://www.amazon.com/Always-Been-Crazy-Original-Recording/dp/B000K5WE40/ref=tmm_vnl_title_0?ie=UTF8&qid=1327221245&sr=8-2 The man, the myth, the legend. Waylon Jennings.

Where the fuck is sout Carolina?

And just who are these two again? Oh, Canadians, no wonder I missed them. Well Windsor is almost America. The obstructed bowel of America but still. Almost the obstructed bowel of America trumps reindeer fucking or whatever they do up there in Saskatchewan or whatever it's called.:D

What the fuck is this "*****" you speak of? "Doc, I'll get all the ***** I need when I'm dead." -Wade Garrett/ Roadhouse

Well, I can tell you what I wouldn't do. I would not contact my doctor if I have an erection lasting more than four hours. I wouldn't put up with my neighbor's bullshit. Ohhh, I know. I would operate heavy machinery without knowing how the medication affects me.

The Skipper had the biggest rack.

Must be a third rate kingdom. I mean Coors Light? Really?

Ric is already in so WWE doesn't need him to be there. The Horsemen need him to be there. I hope they don't make some bullshit move and talk up Sid, Paul Roma and a couple of other people that should have never been in the group. Ole, Arn, Tully, Barry and even though he always sucked, Lex...

OK, I played along, but this bothers me. If Jesus is there why doesn't he do one of his "miracles" and fix the original boat? Just sayin'.

Well one is a fictional character so there really isn't a problem. But just to play along, let's say that they are all real. Why can't Jesus just fucking walk? Roseanne, while annoying can be food for days. Puffy can't get away so he can't steal any recordings, plus he's sure to have plenty of...

My wife has been told that if ever someone breaks in to our home when I am not there, shoot if you even think that might be a weapon. If I am home then good luck fucker. If I see a ***, you are getting a 12 gauge slug in the chest. If I see a ***** or some other weapon, you will be shot but not...

It's gangsta fabulous.

:popcorn::popcorn::popcorn::popcorn::popcorn::popcorn::popcorn::popcorn:

The Nitty Gritty Dirt Band.

RIP... wait... what? Oh ****. I guess I should have read the whole thing before posting.:o

OK, here is what I do not get. Who in the blue hell decided that a girl with an ass bigger than the state of Rhode Island was sexy? Curves I get but when your ass looks like two rabid wolverines fighting in a spandex sack it's time to lay off the donuts.

That was Allen Collins solo. Steve didn't join the band until just before One More From The Road. As far as songs go, I'd go with On The Hunt followed by Don't Ask Me No Questions and Simple Man.

The Allman Brothers Band. I'd also put The E Street Band and The Silver Bullet Band into the mix.

Cheating is cheating. While the sexual component is a factor, the emotional component is a bigger one.

And of course, let's not forget Fok Yoo Awl.

Mich-issippi. Every day, I think that people here can't get any dumber and then they do.

I think that Roald has jumped the shark.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Immaculate_Reception

Have You Seen Me Lately? http://www.amazon.com/Have-You-Seen-Me-Lately/dp/B000002LEW

It's funny how nobody mentions poor Joseph. Can you imagine the **** he had to deal with at work? Hey, Joseph. How's the *** of god? Just for the record I do believe in the Immaculate Reception.

Waging a war against a giant corporate money grab in the U.S.? Yeah, that's likely to end well.

Bob has done some great tracks and he has done some **** tracks. He busted is ass to become a real musician and is actually a pretty decent singer. There isn't too many people that can get somebody from so many different genres to play on their tracks. Too many people worry about alienating...

Unfortunately, I have been to a few that Fat-Bottomed Girls could have been played for every stripper there. If I wanted cottage cheese I would have went to the buffet, I don't want to see it on your fat ass. Back on topic, So Hott-*** Rock deserves a mention.

Won a Super Bowl Ken Stabler Jim Plunkett Joe Theismann Jim McMahon...

Back in my younger days, I bloodied several dickheads.

Well, me of course.

So, when did Snooki become an A-lister? For that matter, when did she get put on any list that anyone gives a **** about?

Not any that are living.

Sorry, I have to call bullshit on this. She doesn't look like she's bringing me my damn sandwich.

You could always go with the classic "Right back at ya". Of course this should be done with a clicking sound and double thumbs up gesture.