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I'm going to have to go with the steeplechase. Just sayin'. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steeplechase_%28athletics%29

It is an interesting topic. On one hand you have people like Jimi, Janis, Hank Sr., SRV and Buddy Holley. On the other hand you have the Stones, Cash, Clapton, B.B. King and others who just kept going. It really depends on the persona that someone has. Look at Cash and Keith Richards, Cash had...

I got my toes in the water, ass in the sand Not a worry in the world, a cold **** in my hand Life is good today. Life is good today. Well, the plane touched down just about 3 o'clock And the city's still on my mind Bikinis and palm trees danced in my head I was still in the baggage line...

I'm for law and order the way that it should be. This songs about the night they spent protecting you from me. Someone called us Outlaws in some old magazine. New York sent a posse down like I ain't ever seen. Don't y'all think this outlaw bits done got outta hand? What started out to be a...

"And I sayeth unto you, thou who fapest shall be rewarded with the goo of contentment and peace." TRW 3:16

It means, "a whole lot of people will buy this piece of **** just because we actually kind of mattered about 30 years ago".

Really it's a pierced tain't. Tain't ass, tain't pussy. It's kind of hot,:hit: anyways. Just be glad it's not something that dangles down there.

I'm torn on this. I'd have to say yes. He was never the high profile net-minder that other teams coveted, but is overall stats are right there with some HOF goalies. Grant Fuhr is in with only two more wins and Ozzies stats are better.

********* by Ted Nugent http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nuu5TgrOoUE I'm on a mission of mercy, I've got to testify you've lost your emotions, you are *********

Whorehouse, Whitehouse, Congress, it's all the same.

White Rabbit - Jefferson Airplane One pill makes you larger And one pill makes you small And the ones that ****** gives you Don't do anything at all Go ask Alice When she's ten feet tall

Damn it now I have to post White Rabbit in the favorite lyrics thread.

I heard that dirk was first in line.

My ***** told me a long time ago Said there's two things *** Two things you should know And in these two things you must take pride That's a ***** and woman, yeah Well both of them you ride On The Hunt - Lynyrd Skynyrd

Here is how I see the PPV going down. Vince screws Cena and after the match it is revealed that Punk has already signed a new contract. The Money In The Bank winner cashes in his title shot. A "fired" John Cena comes through the crowd to cost Punk the title. The PPV ends with Cena being escorted...

Luckily, Ass Sniffer and Throat Yogurt stayed in the yard.

What a deal. I'll have two please.

What in the blue hell is that? I'm just wondering. Since the first of June, I have had two stretches of working 19 out of 20 days. I've had five days off total in the last seven weeks. Oh and one of those days off, I got roped into helping someone move in 90 degree weather. Yay me.

This is not a fact. First off, what are are these tax cuts supposed to work for? Trimming nose hair? Getting pecker tracks out of a wedding gown? Possibly getting the Lions in the playoffs? Next, we have to deal with that are too many variables. It's not like you can have a control group for a...

Libyan on a Jet Plane (Pinkard & Bowden) (Tune of 'Leaving on a Jet Plane) There's so many times we've crashed and burned, Seems like the colonel would finally learn Our Russian jets don't make good submarines. We fly out to protect our nation, And use seat bottoms for flotation. The water's...

I had a ***** once that everyone was worshiping my penis. The funny thing is that I was wide awake at the time. Weird.

I am very good at what I do and I know it. My direct supervisors like that but a lot of "higher up" bosses think I am just an arrogant ass. The fact that I don't care about what they think about me just pisses them off even more.

Thank you for that tidbit of info. We will keep that in mind.

Just say no to the toe. Take off your pants. Well if you're hot anyways.

Well the best pitcher in the game right now will not pitch in the All-Star Game. Verlander is starting against KC today and won't be eligible to pitch Tuesday. :thumbsup: to Derek Jeter for reaching 3000. Even having a terrible year has not diminished the class that has been his calling card...

I once had a girlfriend that had a fantasy about me giving it to a bum. Does that count? Come to think of it, I believe it was dirk and yes, he did love it.

US-127. Can't beat the road pizza special. Now that's fast food.

I knew you were going to post that.

It took about 50 and a wrong guess before he got Hank, Jr. Stumped him with Karen McDougall

Vince is trying to convince himself that Hulkamania was his creation by shoving Cena down everybody's throat. This fails for several reasons. 1: Wrestling fans are more sophisticated today. People don't just let a promoter to tell them who to like. 2: Cena has some of the worst ring psychology...

http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?p=5194451#post5194451 But seriously, my real friends and ******. Having a line in the water even if the fish don't bite. A shattered clay bird. Good tunes on a road trip up to the cabin. The smell of the woods on a crisp fall morning.

:sing: They see me rollin', They hatin'

Blue-footed. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue-footed_Booby

When you can't find the light, That got you through the cloudy days, When the stars ain't shinin' bright, You feel like you've lost you're way, When those candle lights of home, Burn so very far away, Well you got to let your soul shine, Just like my ***** used to say. (Chorus) He used to say...

Took a look down a westbound road, Right away I made my choice Headed out to my big two-wheeler, I was tired of my own voice Took a bead on the northern plains And just rolled that power on Twelve hours out of Mackinaw City Stopped in a bar to have a brew Met a girl and we had a few drinks And...

:facepalm: I am ashamed of you. I told you to go with the cat paws. Just too damned lazy to take the garden tools to "cover" it.:brick:

Allman Brothers- Mountain Jam. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mountain_Jam It over half an hour long.:D:D:D

:sing: Then go get yourself some cheap sunglasses. Oh yeah...:cool::cool:

She can fondle my balls. No, really, fondle my balls right now.

I **** Dan Dierdorf when he does an Indy game. Any other teams and he just kind of blah. But when he does a Colts game he just can't go two minutes without taking a big whiff of Peytons' jock strap. Yes we know he's a great QB, now shut the fuck up. Tony Siragusa just needs to go the fuck away.

Well, of course every situation is unique but here are some guidelines. Do not try to be someone you aren't. If you are an obnoxious ass, go with it. If you are shy, go with it. Now this is not to say that you can't put yourself in a better position. If you are a naturally shy person you don't...

Life's a Bitch By Thom Schuyler & Fred Knobloch Sung by Michael Johnson Fresh out of college, carrying a Ph.D. I thought with all that knowledge The world couldn't wait for me But then my eyes was opened Just as wide as they could be Now I'm busy coping with this harsh reality Took some time...

Historically speaking, Obama has a lot of things working against him. Only one sitting POTUS has won another term with the economy in the toilet. Obama is not FDR. There has never been three consecutive two term Presidents. The lemmings want to put the blame on one person even though no one...

I agree for the most part. Born In The U.S.A and Lucky Town/Human Touch had moments. Tunnel Of Love sucked ass.

Re: Green Mile actor Percy Wetmore marries aspiring country music singer 16, in Las V How bad does your singing have to be if the autotune sounds horrible?

Pull out? Doesn't sound manly to me, Bill. I say let's leave it in there and get the job done.

Technically, some **** when I was about two. Really a **** when I was about ten. I don't recall what brand, some ***** **** that you would have to be ten to ***** willingly.

"You don't spank ******** today," said Judge Jose Longoria. "In the old days, maybe we got spanked, but there was a different quarrel. You don't spank ********." Ouch,harsh. I'm surprised that she didn't go hang herself after such a tongue lashing.:rolleyes:

I've always found that a tarp and a bottle of Wesson oil to be the way to go.

Re: Legendary E-Street Band Saxophonist Clarence Clemons Dead Following Stroke at 69! Holy temporal causality loop, Batman.:1orglaugh RIP, Big Man. When the change was made uptown and the Big Man joined the band, From the coastline to the city all the pretties raised their hands.