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Show Them To Me- Rodney Carrington I.L.B.T's- Joe Walsh

RIP Levon, a true musical icon.:angels:

Anybody that makes the argument that is no such thing as climate change is a moron. What can be and quite frankly, should be debated is whether or not that change is man made or natural. Now let's say that we clean everything up,renewable energy becomes the norm and we all but eliminate...

A 40" chest? What kind of spindly little weasel has a 40" chest? I had that in grade school. It would explain those numbers on the bench though, 180 Lbs. isn't even worth warming up with.

Well the obvious answer is the decathlon. As far as team sports go, I would say basketball. That being said, being a great athlete doesn't always make you great at a sport. M. J. was one of the most gifted athletes in recent memory but he sucked playing baseball. He couldn't hit a bender to save...

NHL: Detroit Redwings, duh. (as far back as the dead things era) MLB: Detroit Tigers. ( I can remember the Bird and Kaline playing. Also, while some of you are fighting over Harry Carey, Ernie Harwell was the voice of summer.) NFL: Dallas Cowboys. (since Staubach and Doomsday) College sports...

You are correct, sir.:clap::thumbsup:

I say we ***** the ****, eat the dogs, and use the paper for musket wading.

No, talent wise a fourth liner that got called up from the minors because of an injury would be a more apt comparison.

I'd ask her for a loan. Then I'd have her bring over some of her hot friends.

I'm sure if you go to right sections of town that you will be offered plenty of mustache rides.

Chuck Norris.

Yeah, about that. Every time you've heard a muffled "bombs away" or "direct hit"...

The team is always bigger than the individual player. Anyone can be replaced. Let's suppose that after his second year, the Redwings let go of Stevie Y so that they could pick up Wayne Gretzky. Would I have been upset? Yes, a little at first, and then I would have thought "hey, we just picked up...

I am just guessing that Sisqo did not want to see that.

Storyline? Who needs a storyline? As long as there is a lot of gratuitous nudity in the form of Nikki and the OCSM's it'll be a smash.

Against my better judgement, I'll jump in here. 1: Couldn't you have just bumped the previous thread on this subject? 2: Why the man crush on a mediocre at best QB? You do know that it was Prater that kicked those bombs, right? 3: Isn't being a fan of a team mean that you want them to win...

I can't really play anything anymore with two blown knees. But I did play a lot of sports when I was younger. Football: Linebacker on defense and Fullback/Tight End on offense. Baseball: Third base/ Outfield. Hockey: Goalie. Basketball: Forward.

Well that is another way to go. Just make sure the one with the loaded *** has the right hole.

They call it paradise, I don't know why. You call someplace paradise, kiss it goodbye. The Last Resort- Eagles

It's the easiest job to land, but one of the the most difficult to do well. Hell, most ******* that I deal with aren't even worth being called a "***". A *** will actually teach a *** how to act in public.

Re: Hi, I'm Siri! This is my official Miss FreeOnes Best Newcomer thread! come say hi Lesson #1. Don't encourage him, it will only lead to shame and lonely nights.:o Lesson #2. I'm the one with the crazy, bushy facial hair. I also have the righteous mop of auburn hair to go with it.;)...

:brick::hairpull::mad::bang::fight::ak47::cussing: Where is the yes, more please option?

Uh huh I like big tits (uh huh uh huh) You see 'em on the street left and right I like big tits (that's right) I try to look away but I can't resist Everytime I try to call it quits Here come some tits (that's a big 10-4) Uh huh I.L.B.T's - Joe Walsh I like big tits (uh huh uh huh) Tits...

The answer is obvious. Fuck her ******.

Re: When you were growing up, what was the first car you remember being driven around My Grandma's '68 Delta Eighty Eight was the first car I really remember. *** had a Cutlass but we spent a lot more time with Grandma with both parents working. We always had an Oldsmobile until I was almost...

I don't have a problem with it at all. I do it all the time, hell I'll do it right now. I'm fucking gorgeous.

I'd like to pet your bunny.:lovebunny:

Tradition? Really? That's your argument? It was a tradition to exclude black men from playing in the Majors. It was a tradition to not let women vote. It was a tradition to own slaves. Tradition is just a nice way that you are an ignorant and insensitive tool that fears change. I really don't...

Oreos. Oh, not that kind of dunker. Well, every dunk is graded in comparison to Doc's slam from the free throw line so there you go.

Or you can **** the ***** right off the bat. 2-1 Nats.

What? It was just a new promotion idea. Happy Ending Meals.

Hence, the sand blasting. Any little imperfection, gone in no time.

Who in the hell are you again? More importantly, who in the fuck is lurkingdirk? I have seen some tool with a name close to that. What was it again? Oh yeah, licking dick, that was it.

Pussies. Full body sand blasting twice a week.

Do not type with one hand. If you want to beat off to overly muscled gay guys and a fat chick, it can wait until you finish your post.

Betty White.

Sadly, I let the pursuit of pussy and snobby movie critics convince me that watching The Talented Mr. Ripley was a good idea. God what a piece of **** flick that was.

OK, let me see if I all of the facts. You are bitching about the First Lady and the **** going on vacation? Grasp at straws much? Are we, the tax payers footing the bill? Yes, but we also payed for Senate hearings on baseball players doing ***** (Steroids '00's, ******* '80's), whether football...

Freeones BBQ bash. My place. This summer. Buying some property and taking care of my friends and ******. Donate a shitload to the American Cancer Society, local homeless shelters and set up a scholarship fund for **** that can't afford tuition. Yes, I would have a few new toys (boat, classic...

Yeah, I think it's a bit premature.

Who knew that there were so many Yoopers on the board? Well screw you guys, eh. Go eat some pasties and shut the hell up. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Yooper

I have never been formally trained in anything. Any knowledge that I have is from surviving bad situations. I have been in around 25-30 real fights in my life and of those I can only think of about 7 or 8 that were 1 on 1. When you have 4 or 5 guys jumping on you, you tend to learn some tactics...

Gregg Allman- Low Country Blues

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6cxNR9ML8k Lighten up Francis. :facepalm:

Securing a stockpile of ammo. Everything else will take care of itself when you have the firepower.

I thought that was part of dirks sphincter challenge.

I'm between 6' and 6'6" depending on which convenience store I'm leaving.

http://img25.imagevenue.com/loc471/th_86185_200px_Marsh_Crocodiles_basking_in_the_sun_122_471lo.JPG And a pair of crocs.

Well, my knees and ankles are completely fucked and I have a torn rotator cuff. Strength and agility are out anymore. I'm married, so it's been awhile. Endurance is out. Knowledge? Once again, I'm married. I guess that I'm fucked.