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Meh, don't get too excited, it was a misquote. It was her crack pipe that she was sucking.

Yes, he throws pretty good. The problem is that he can't pass worth a ****. Prater did more to win those games than Tebow did.

I'm of the opinion that I just don't care. OK, I do care about Mandy's ass.:drool2::drawheart:

Re: Rank your five favorite television series of all time. ( Can be any type of serie M*A*S*H (the best TV writing ever) The Dukes Of Hazzard (cool car, shooting bows and Catherine Bach in shorts. Hey I was 10 when it came out.) Nature (I watch more PBS than anything else) NOVA (see above)...

Actually, it makes perfect sense. I don't think that he really wanted to stay within the division. He goes to a fairly weak division that can be had. The NFC is stacked so even going to the 'Niners wasn't going to be an easy road to the Super Bowl. In the playoffs he won't have to go against Eli...

Quinn just singed with KC.

Garry: ***, I never toss off to anything! Lucy Wallace: [******] You told me you were combing your hair! Garry: But I was! I was! Weird Science.

So what are they gonna do? Neutralize me for stroking my schlong? Wait a minute there's someone at the door... oh dear god no... I'll stop I promise...I'll give up anyone you want...

I sat around and shined my shillelagh. And yes I do mean that I stoked my penis.

Well, the only good thing I can say about my bracket is that my final four is still intact. For now, anyways.

Would we do something like that? Yes. Yes we would. I think that Rodney Carrington said it best when he sang show them to me, show them to me, unclasp your bra and set those puppies free.:sing:

Very interesting...but stupid. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QczyNaIu9Mo

Dayna Vendetta.

When Nikki gets around to showin' I'm sure that I'll be growin'. :drawheart:

In the lead bitches! OK, so it's a logjam at the top and I'm pretty sure that tomorrow my bracket gets fucked with no grease but still.

Wait...What? You want to swallow ugly members? I thought that was why dirk was here.

This is the most valuable advice ever. Just sayin'

It's his life and he can do as he pleases. These are the words of a certain board member in regards to a fat *** chowing down on Chicken McNuggets. This Senator, however, is not free to voice his opinion about the demise of The History Channel? The last I checked, freedom wasn't a selective...

This is the reason that you pay attention to history, folks. Anybody but [insert name] is not an effective strategy. It didn't work for the Dems 8 years ago. Why should it work now? Four years ago, Romney was the conservative alternative to McCain. Today he is seen as a middle of the road option...

This is an outrage! How can he be so stupid?! You don't need sauce for every bite, you are just wasting time.

It's quite cold here. My McNuggets are trying to climb back in for some warmth.

The sad thing is that I'm not in Detroit or even Flint. I'm in the fucking State Capital. Lansing is a complete **** hole.

This is not surprising at all. It's the whole entitlement culture that we have. Most people just expect to be given everything without any strings. How much of her Bridge Card do you think goes toward "munchies"? So after taxes you got about $500,000. Have you ever thought about investing some...

Yes, but he can be a moody *** of a bitch if you don't make with the reach around.

Just think of the most ghetto ass **** bucket section of your town. Yeah, we hope to climb that far up someday.

Well it could make "Health" class a lot more interesting, especially if there was a more ahem, hands on approach after the film presentation.

Re: Russian artist transforms photos to show how cities might look after end of the w http://englishrussia.com/2006/09/13/lost-city-of-chernobyl/ Just look at some pictures of Chernobyl today. Nature does have a way of taking thing back with time.

Wrong! I may be an idiot, but I speed read, bitch.

I was the worlds greatest wing man/ muscle/ refreshment provider. Much to the demise of my own sexual gratification, I could talk up the skinniest, dorkiest looking fuckers and get them laid. It took me years to figure out that most of the girls that I was chatting up were trying to talk to me...

Damn it, if you are going to go on an Anti-Semitic rant, at least learn to spell first.

My first thought is "drop the donut and back away", but seriously I hope the *** gets the help he needs. Being obese is not any fun. I got up to 350 at the lowest point of my depressive episode a few years ago. I will probably never get back to the 220 that I was in my prime, but 240 feels a...

I don't give a **** about rep power as long as I have some Blues Power. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AuqFHc5ewlQ

I would go with the two-headed ******* of Butch Trucks and Jaimoe. Unbelievable interaction between the two. Plus when you are doing some songs that are longer than most bands sets you need two.

Uuuuummm, since when is a 30 in. waist tiny? That would be small on a dude but not a chick, well not a hot chick anyways. There are some beautiful women out there with those kind of measurements but I would call them curvy at least.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Sabbath_(album) Absolutely in the top five. I would also add Texas Flood to the list. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Texas_Flood

The only news to this story is that they were dumb enough to get caught. I'm sure that almost every team in the league has some sort of "incentive" fund. Buddy Ryan once had a bounty out on a kicker for fucks sake.

If I have to choose just one, I'll go with The Allman Brothers Band. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Allman_Brothers_Band_(album)

Just one more morning I had to **** up with the blues. Pulled myself out of bed, put on my walking shoes. Climb up on the hilltop baby, to see what I could see. The whole world was falling right down in front of me. [Chorus:] 'Cause I'm hung up on the dreams I'll never gonna' see. Lord help me...

Re: Does discovery of this 1st Century coffin lid show the final resting place of Jes Don't fuck with tha Jesus.

Are you fucking kidding me? Moving the NFL opener for a fucking speech ? Really? Why do they need a convention anyhow? They already have their ***** in the race. http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news;_ylt=AikV0SA0c5qxNNiNielvXjVDubYF?slug=ap-nfl-seasonopener Now back to football . The Cowboys...

THIS. I was put on Paxil several years ago and after about two days on it I couldn't ejaculate. I would be stiff as a board and I still had all the sensations but it take over an hour to cum. Now it is true that women like a guy that can last awhile but that was insane. I'll stay with my...

I'll go with an outfield of Ruth, Mays and Williams. I'd say Mike Schmidt at third. Shortstop is a tough one but I'll go with Ripken because of how much he changed the position. I'll go with Morgan at second but will someone please keep him out of the booth. I have to go modern at first and say...

Too...many...jokes...brain...freeze...

When one of these ass clowns donate money to my trying to make a decent living campaign I might return the favor. I couldn't care less about any of these two-faced ass hats.

I see it! I see it! It looks exactly like a fucking mushroom cloud. Now lay off the other mushrooms and get some *****.

Basically what it comes down to is, I sell **** and smokes to retards. I love my job.:rolleyes: Sometimes I wonder how I'm not in prison by the time I go home. Take the dumbest of the dumb and add ******* and weed. Not a pretty picture, and that's some of the better customers.

Any commercial for any ************ ****. Do you have an itchy throat? This pill can help. You will spend the next twenty years continuously ******** from your anus but your throat will feel great. No wonder the health care system is so fucked up.

Sam Elliott (Voice of the...it doesn't matter, it's Sam fucking Elliott).

Not that I'm going to make a habit out of giving the cupcake credit, but..... http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?585273-ESPN-Employee-Fired Just sayin'.

Yes, and Fairies Wear Boots. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DkGZGPmOcFk