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Good to see you are still whipping everyone into shape, Miss H! Got to put a bit of stick about! (ten points if you can name the show ...) :orangecat:

Why thank ya! And, yes, this time I am back for good :D And happy to be so :cthulhu:

Of course we are. You knew we would ....

No tits, no deal :D

Still the sexiest woman here .. damn!

Today's lesson ********: never post on Craigslist after huffing meth .....

I'd watch this. But I'm too busy watching porn :D

I think a pint of that would be enough for any human being who fancied living to 30 :D

Law & Order Criminal Intent.

BellaDonna, Hillary Scott, Vicky Vette, Phoenix Marie, Kylie Ireland ... all have always looked like they were having the best time fucking on film.

Re: Ask me anything naughty or nice... or dirty & kinky *hehe* xXx Home & Away or Neighbours? Prisoner Cell Block H or Blue Heelers? Sons & ********* or The Sullivans?

Oh sweet Krishna ...! A beloved ********* game, delightfully ********. Excellent! :D

Gawd - there are so many I think it'd be impossible to choose. Male 'talent' is generally a misnomer - I find 95% of all male adult performers almost unbearably bad or forgettable. Peter North - despite his jaw-dropping loads - was consistently more wooden on screen than his wood.

^^^^Holy fucking nipples, Batman^^^^ Makes me suddenly crave milk duds :D For my money, I always loved Vikki Vette's body, with Belladonna, Sandra Romain and Gianna Michaels high in the ratings. Vanilla DeVille probably ***** it across the board though if you eliminate my personal taste and...

It was a ********* committed to inspire ****** to a level where a country changes it's foreign policy. It was committed by muslims, who invoked Islam both during and after the act. 'Just another *********'? I don't know where you live, but in most of the places in the world I lived beheadings...

Re: The Official Harley Spencer Thread! I'd probably pay to see that ... so I could rip it and re-post globally :D

I just re-watched Harry Potter and the Half ***** Prince for the god-knows how many times ... it's still awesome.

****** - if only for the pic posted here.

German ****. First of the day and going down cold and smooth.

Metal math = awesome x awesome :D

Like you don't know .. after you got me pregnant I had to disappear for the full 14 month gestation period until I gave birth to your freaky eight-tentacled progeny. (they're doing fine, BTW. Thanks for asking :D)

Oh yes, indeed! Baba-boey!!

Yea .. this is a good one. Clearly he has huge balls. Or piles. William 'The Pussyman' Riker, being boldly blown were no one has been blown before.

^^Word ^^^. Delusion is its own comfort. As is asshattery. I always found that curious.

Oh, c'mon .. how about just a little pointing? Or let's just fit up Will E :D

and the best meme of all time (IMHO)

I was, of course, referring to him ending his membership here. If the end is nigh, he needs to spend quality time with his inflatable friends, not be wasting it here.

Ohhh! Intrigue .... do we have a re-incarnated multi-accounter running loose? Dish the dirt ... the Mod vow of silence no longer applies to you :D

Either way; beginning of the end, middle of the end or end of the end, I encourage you to be proactive and end it all now. It'd be a kindness.

Good to be back; and ******* in the shoes of those who desperately need it :D

I've walking the long and dusty highway seeking enlightenment .... clearly a ****** exercise as I'm back here :D Good to be back though! How are ya??

My town tests for free as 90% of residents are on wells. Put a sample from tap into bottle, send to lab ... easy. They look for everything, but particularly Coliform bacteria.

Re: The Official Harley Spencer Thread! Oh, you kiss-ass ...:picardfacepalm: Made worse by the fact I agree with you.

Happy Birthday Maley.

In London most police are armed now with a sidearm, but firearms specialists get bigger more machine-gunny toys .. according to witness reports the (female) firearms officer first on the scene just opened up on both these humps.

People try to put us down ([I'm] talkin' 'bout my generation) Because we get around That's all I have to say about that.

Good man. Bang those lines. Bang them hard. Heart rates over 200bpm are good for you. Scientific fact.

Try reading - oh, I don't know, any fucking story on the ******. Here's one with small, easy words for you to follow; Easy News Story For You To Read (without moving your lips) I believe you'll find the words: "...a blue Vauhall Tigra with blacked-out windows rams into a serving soldier ...

Good thing you still haven't updated your anti-virus .....bwuahahahha :flaccid:

I much prefer the T-X! ... But this is in danger of getting off topic/hijacking, so ......

I know everything about you. Seriously.

No, I'm all for the free ownership of cars, cleavers, meat hooks, combat hamsters .... ... my point was a *** (legally owned, carried or otherwise) is fuck all use when being run over by a moving vehicle from behind.

Close enough ...... i will say though; I do love little stubby upturned noses on pixie chicks. Iceland's specialty ....

Probably wouldn't have done him much good seeing as they mowed him down from behind with a car first.

Last time you fucked the donuts and made them soggy from ****** ass lube juice ... worst. glaze. ever.

Ironchef - Allez Cuisine!! Morimoto fucking rocks.

Re: The Official Harley Spencer Thread! They have their own sub-blog written from the POV of two small pointy things sticking out into the word at right angles.

I have a fansign from Dirk with my name written along the entire length of his engorged member ...well, with the word 'The' written on it, anyway ... the rest kinda trails off towards his bellybutton.