What is the worst male performance sex scene of all time?

[lizardblizzard]

One was a scene where pornstar brittany skye fucks a guy who is a 24 year old virgin. The scene was pretty damn embarrassing.

http://xhamster.com/movies/919861/brittney_skye_and_24_year_old_virgin.html



The other scene is this Russian porn scene called Londa and Roman. Londa looks like she is in her early 20s at least and the guy Roman looks like some 18 year old skinny wimp. He fucks her and she looks completely bored and unsatisfied the whole time. Someone commented on the video that had to been one of the worst male performances of all time.


http://xhamster.com/movies/1336586/the_guy_bangs_my_wife.html#commentBox




The other scene is where this guy is fucking this pornstar named Virginia and cums within 10 seconds and she started laughing and tried to stop laughing b/c he cummed so fast.


http://xhamster.com/movies/165057/young_guy_comes_too_early.html




Anyone?

 

[Rhyno17]

That Britney Skye scene is exactly what I was gonna mention lol.

 

[JaanaRuutu]

I reported your post because tube site.

 

[mekhet]

I once watched a scene from Can He Score? with Shawna Lenee where the guy lost his hard on in the middle and couldn't seem to get hard again.

 

[lizardblizzard]

I saw that one too but it wasn't that bad.

 

[STDiva]

brodkills dad, If only for the outcome.

 

[DOA82]

I reported your post because tube site.

It got passed the word filter so its probably allowed now. Even if it wasn't, whats the point in telling him?

In defence of the guys in the vids - The virgin in the Brittney Skye clip? He was probably a genuine virgin and his first time is on film, with a professional porn star so absolutely no pressure there. He did about as well as anyone else would have in that situation.

The other two guys I guess aren't cut out for pornography. It's the same mistake young guys make all the time, they confuse pornography with real life sex, they are nothing alike.

 

[sean miguel]

I was watching this Charmane Star vid and the guy as he was nutting was all "Ohh yeah, droppin' loads!"

I should try that next time.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

There was a bit on funny or die about "the smallest cock in porn." That was both funny and hard to watch.

 

[STDiva]

Efukt has plenty of male performance failure.

 

[Rhyno17]

I once watched a scene from Can He Score? with Shawna Lenee where the guy lost his hard on in the middle and couldn't seem to get hard again.

That happens a lot on Bangbus. Under pressure I guess.

In defence of the guys in the vids - The virgin in the Brittney Skye clip? He was probably a genuine virgin and his first time is on film, with a professional porn star so absolutely no pressure there. He did about as well as anyone else would have in that situation.

Well, it's actually a good answer because the question is simply "worst male performance sex scene of all time." He agreed to do it, so it counts

 

[TheOrangeCat]

Gawd - there are so many I think it'd be impossible to choose.

Male 'talent' is generally a misnomer - I find 95% of all male adult performers almost unbearably bad or forgettable.

Peter North - despite his jaw-dropping loads - was consistently more wooden on screen than his wood.

 

[BCT]

I was watching this Charmane Star vid and the guy as he was nutting was all "Ohh yeah, droppin' loads!"

I should try that next time.

lol, I swear I've seen a dude say that in a porn before but it definately wasn't with Charmane Star, think that was that jagoffs trademark or something?

 

[C.K. Lawrence]

Dribbling loads more like it... not as bad as that banana dick Lee Stone, he was pretty lousy in a lot of his older films I thought, probably one of his scenes for me.

*edit* Here's a little article on the hardship of male pornstardom:

http://www.forbes.com/sites/susanna...e-hardest-thing-about-being-a-male-porn-star/

 

[zdenka]

small cock ones such as Tony ribs, keni styles, and that fat guy from potocurlas

 

[lizardblizzard]

what other scenes do u say is horrible like the ones i mentioned?

 

[lizardblizzard]

What other scenes are there that are very bad?

 

[lizardblizzard]

Any other scenes you seen that are very bad?