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Apparently it is going to be named after it's modern day equivalent... 'Mickagadom Jaggersaurus'

I'd like to teach the world to sing.. in perfect harmony.... failing that, x-ray vision would be nice

omg.. first post 'close my account' lol mate, you could have at least added an insult to the end.. something that would warrant a closing of your account. ok I'll do it for you.. there.. much better

Better still Moderator action figures... or should that be IN-action figures? :dunno:

Certainly was.. Rorys forgot he had lent you it and demanded it back there and then.

Just in... Someone has actually photographed Boothbabe: hmm.. can't see much wrong there

not my hand...... :D

I know how you feel.. I had two spaniels put down, about 8 yrs ago... I still miss having them around. :crying:

Why isn't Soccer popular in America? Actually they were VERY interested at first.. Then FIFA pointed out that shooting the ball into the net, didn't require a gun of any kind and the linesmen had nothing to do with snorting heroin.

lol.. *** a pure solid 24k gold ass-wipery idiot *** :bowdown:

My local water supply company have just announced that there maybe a 'hosepipe' ban shortly.. I am presently looking out of my window at the rain pouring down and wondering WHY? Add to that insult, earlier this year there were actually some severe floods near where I live.. bridges were...

Go to your nearest building site, stand next to some scaffolding without a helmet... and wait It will soon hit you

I'm sorry to say that I will not be able to vote in this particular competition.. on account of my never having learned, or indeed passed, any sort of degree in advanced mathematics :helpme: :hatsoff: to Petra.. only a woman could make a simple voting competition seem like the Krypton...

lucky for her... :dunno:

Affair?... What affair?.. I think some degree of touching/kissing/hugging would be required in that case. Just give me the nod..:wave2:

You can count on my complete discretion... heh

Oh wow. I'm even getting mentioned in examples now... I'm giddy with the fame of it

No.. I kicked the shit out of my washing machine:fight:

World Cup Fantasy Football thread http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=412362 All welcome :hatsoff:

Don't think anyone else has started one... so here goes. This is the official fantasy football game as found on the FIFA website http://en.mcdonalds.fantasy.fifa.com/ I have set up a league already called Freeones League and the code is 121026-106942 Anyone is welcome to join, but hurry...

Y'now, I've been insulted on better forums than this.. :helpme:

'bout fucking time.. :nanner:

This all kicked-off a short distance from my workplace... I actually walked past the gunman twice without knowing it. I work on a recycling site, which is situated at the end of a quiet 1/4 mile access road. On my way into work this morning I actually drove past his car.. it was parked approx...

Back to front?.. Gosh.. it's almost like... like .. some sort of joke. Nay, a Jape, trick, illusion, prank.. who could have done should a thing??? WHO could have masterminded such a brilliant and clever deceit??? I guess we'll never know...

I assume that Rorys has been on the LSD again...

HAHAHAHAHAAA... Well done to Mayhem.. :1orglaugh:D:1orglaugh:D 'and a big APRIL FOOLS to those who didn't 'GET-IT'

Just found this strange story on the BBC news website: U.S. Navy Personnel serving in the Gulf, are to be given free porn to relieve tensions and revive their flagging morale. A top U.S. naval adviser, Benjamin Dover said, 'Studies have shown that months away from their families can take it's...

A mystery wrapped in an enigma, surrounded by strangeness..

er... yes

Thanks.. for assuming that I'm a 'hot spunk' :bowdown:

If 'God' is caring / loving etc.. then why did he apparently send plagues of locust down on people / drown pursuing armies in the red sea / turn Lot into a pillar of salt / Punish Eve with pain-of-childbirth / Destroy sodom and gomorrah... and so on Seems to me that God is more of a spiteful...

Buy two copies..? Ok.. but I really only need the one, to pop under the table leg. I might be able to use the other as an emergency ice-scraper for my car.

Yankees haven't got a chance (neither has dirk.. but be sure not to tell him)

How many guys' virgnity have you taken? - just the one.. but I mean, who dressed a pig up as a person...REALLY! May I pay your phone bill? - anytime Mr Moneybags:hatsoff: Do you have sex with fans? - yes - but the blades keep cutting my bishops helmet Who's hotter: Neil Kinnock or Ron Atkinson...

I take it your paying.. and hoping for some 'afters' :eek:

We enjoy all manner of strange weather situations You should be here during a hailturd shower.. it's quite something

Hellooooo.. I am the-voice-in-your-head No465 Where's that £20 you owe me?

because.. a: I'm slightly more interesting than a house brick.. b: There's nothing quite like taking a good thread idea and screwing it to death.. c: I've got terrible secrets that I need to reveal, in a non-threatening anonymous porn forum setting. So ask away..

I always look forward to my own posts.. I'm never sure what I'm going to say. ^^^ SEE.. I didn't expect to say any of that! ^^ or that ^ and that wasn't even in my mind when I typed it I don't look forward to anyones posts.. because your all boring nagging nobodies HA...

Thnx for the use of your blonde wig btw...

Shhh.. your spoiling the 'joke' :sleep:

I believe 'Limey' was something to do with British ancestral seafarers, who would indulge in Limes as a way of avoiding scurvy.. or some such affliction. :dunno:

Fact: There are more captive Tigers in the USA, than natural wild ones in Asia :(

Tosh... My Goldfish haven't done one bastard trick in all the time I've had them...

You'd be crazy to go see crazies.. it could make you go crazy

Libya vs Switzerland?.. I predict 2-2 after 90 minutes.. Switzerland to win 5-4 on penalties.

I recommend watching The Amityville horror, The Poltergeist and maybe a couple of episodes of the X-Files.. pretty much all the explaination you need..

I'm willing to support a couple of bits of her... that's all I can promise right now.

Great.. I do enjoy a good fictional story. Pity about the crappy ending though.