U.S navy suffers from 'Sailor Flop'

Just found this strange story on the BBC news website:



U.S. Navy Personnel serving in the Gulf, are to be given free porn to relieve tensions and revive their flagging morale.
A top U.S. naval adviser, Benjamin Dover said, 'Studies have shown that months away from their families can take it's toll on these men, so we must do what we can to help them. they have wants and needs, that we, the Navy, must address.'

A study by a U.S. research group based at Hoakes Oceanographic Research Naval Yards, concluded that the problem, amusingly titled 'Sailor-Flop' by the researchers, is a very real problem and can easily be remedied.
The man behind the study Iraqi, Arreyouh Khiddinkmih, said 'We have concluded that giving the men free books, magazines and the such, will prevent the problem of 'Sailor-Flop' from being a major concern'

The plan has not gone down well in other quarters however.
Iraqi U.S. relations adviser, Yhoubin Haddmait, is angry that 'western excesses' are to be put within the reach of devout Muslims, like himself.
'I do not think that such material should be allowed into places where Muslim people are working, it will not help to ease the tensions of my fellow Muslims.. we will stiffly oppose such things.'



link

http://news.bbc.co.uk/4aar00w46sw334
 

PlasmaTwa2

The Second-Hottest Man in my Mother's Basement
Because nothing reminds sailors of their families better than Ava Devine in a bukkake video with three transvestites.
 
I thought they just fucked each other? If this in fact isn't the case that means The Village People were wrong . . . again!? :mad:

Damn you popular culture, why do I put so much faith in thee! :weeping:

The Village People - popular culture? What year is this?
 
Can the showers aboard naval ships deal with semen? I mean, if the ones at some university can't, how can these ones?
 
Iraqi U.S. relations adviser, Yhoubin Haddmait, is angry that 'western excesses' are to be put within the reach of devout Muslims, like himself.

If you claim to be such a devout Muslim then you should have no problem staying away from the temptations of porn flicks and dirty magazines.
 

Mayhem

Banned
Happy April Fools guys. Take another look. "Benjamin Dover" Ben Dover? Ring any bells?
Hoakes Oceanographic Research Naval Yards
- HORNY.
Arreyouh Khiddinkmih
- Are You Kidding Me.
Yhoubin Haddmait
- You Been Had, Mate.

This is one of the better ones that I've seen though. But it still took me all of 30 seconds to crack.
 
"Devout" muslim men are afraid that seeing a hot pin-up will give them a chubbie and temporarily deviate their minds from martyring themselves.
 
HAHAHAHAHAAA...
Well done to Mayhem..



:1orglaugh:D:1orglaugh:D

'and a big APRIL FOOLS to those who didn't 'GET-IT'
 
The man behind the study Iraqi, Arreyouh Khiddinkmih, said 'We have concluded that giving the men free books, magazines and the such, will prevent the problem of 'Sailor-Flop' from being a major concern
'

It's a trap!!!!

This Iraqi is working for the enemy and is only trying to get our men distracted by looking at porn instead of doing their jobs! Next thing you know: BOOM!

All because they were looking at porn
 
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