The 'Ask-a-tunsty' thread

[tunsty]

because..

a: I'm slightly more interesting than a house brick..
b: There's nothing quite like taking a good thread idea and screwing it to death..
c: I've got terrible secrets that I need to reveal, in a non-threatening anonymous porn forum setting.



So ask away..

 

[lurkingdirk]

Would you like to come over for a nice seafood dinner?

 

[tunsty]

I take it your paying.. and hoping for some 'afters' :eek:

 

[GregCentauro]

How many guys' virgnity have you taken?
May I pay your phone bill?
Do you have sex with fans?
Who's hotter: Neil Kinnock or Ron Atkinson?

I asked mrtrebus the same questions. I want to compare the answers. I would ask Bree too, but I don't think she knows Big Ron.

 

[maildude]

Q: Which is more likely--A Yankees repeat in the World Series, or lurkingdirk burning your seafood dinner?

 

[lurkingdirk]

I take it your paying.. and hoping for some 'afters' :eek:

I take it you're accepting, and grinning while you do.

Please, grab your ankles now.

 

[tunsty]

How many guys' virgnity have you taken? - just the one.. but I mean, who dressed a pig up as a person...REALLY!
May I pay your phone bill? - anytime Mr Moneybags:hatsoff:
Do you have sex with fans? - yes - but the blades keep cutting my bishops helmet
Who's hotter: Neil Kinnock or Ron Atkinson? - Oh Ron, definitely.. I mean Kinnock is a ginge after all.

I asked mrtrebus the same questions. I want to compare the answers. I would ask Bree too, but I don't think she knows Big Ron.

 

[tunsty]

Q: Which is more likely--A Yankees repeat in the World Series, or lurkingdirk burning your seafood dinner?

Yankees haven't got a chance (neither has dirk.. but be sure not to tell him)

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Does anybody give a shit about this thread???

Negrodamus says NO

 

[maildude]

Q: Is the Miller Brewery hiring?

 

[Vanilla Bear]

What is a tunsty actually? :dunno:

 

[lurkingdirk]

What is a tunsty actually? :dunno:

A small, water-based creature that can exist for days in worn underwear. It thrives on abuse and sarcasm.

 

[tunsty]

Q: Is the Miller Brewery hiring?

er... yes

 

[tunsty]

What is a tunsty actually? :dunno:

A mystery wrapped in an enigma, surrounded by strangeness..

 

[Vanilla Bear]

It's not a mystery wrapped in tuna?

 

[lurkingdirk]

A mystery wrapped in an enigma, surrounded by strangeness..

I thought you were wrapped in bacon? That's at least half the allure.

 

[mrtrebus]

What is brick?

 

[tunsty]

What is brick?

Go to your nearest building site, stand next to some scaffolding without a helmet... and wait


It will soon hit you

 

[lurkingdirk]

Damn, that's some narcissistic bump.

If I were to hold Whimsy's arms behind his back, would you punch him in the face, or would you choose to pleasure him with your fleshy light sabre?

 

[Vanilla Bear]

If I were to hold Whimsy's arms behind his back, would you punch him in the face, or would you choose to pleasure him with your fleshy light sabre?

I know I'm not tunsty, but I'll answer anyway...

I'd please HIS fleshy light sabre with my mouth! :blowjob:

:lovecoupl whimmy and his fleshy light sabre