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I guess I did something similar when I moved out to NJ. :dunno:

When I have children the girls are going to a convent and the boys are being rented off to the Amish.

Both, but I'm getting conservative in my old age (almost 30, if you can imagine!! ) so I'm leaning more towards indoors.

Who the hell needs drugs when you have FreeOnes?

Women are such ODD creatures... :tongue:

Ah, the *scandals* nowadays... Where's my popcorn?

Jack's...Orv's...occasionally Stouffer's for the French bread pizza, but they seem to have gone down in quality lately.

I spend most of my time in the Talk section, with most of the rest spent in Members Only. :dunno:

Well, this sucked time out of my life that I'll NEVER get back. EVER. Even if I went back in time with a time machine.

you're very welcome. :)

Nope, but you have a great shot for this weekend if you play your cards right. Torre, may I sit on your lap?

I've misplaced my handcuffs, so I'm going with running little old ladies off the road. Ha ha.

*oodles of hugs*

I'm offended.

Now to convince him to come back once in a while...

I'm ecstatic to hear that.

Senob's as well as ever.

Not lately.:wave2:

If that's what you want to believe... :tongue:

It's ALWAYS spanking time with you. :tongue:

Always. Stop abandoning me, damn it. :wave:

Good lord, I couldn't watch THAT!! :eek:

Well, I guess I better get a move on and take more pics, huh?

Personally, I think it's better not to know. I'd puke myself to death if I knew the truth. Ignorance is bliss, as they* say. *They? Who are they? Why are they always saying things?!?!?!? :helpme:

My grandmother, after giving birth to seven children (not to mention at least one miscarriage along the way), was told that if she got pregnant again, she'd have a high risk of dying. She had a hell of a time getting the local church to let her get the hysterectomy she needed. I was going to...

Don't ask me. I'm a bad lay. I'm damn good at giving head, though.

Nope. My porn watching is my own business.

Are you that fucking Octo-Mom (or as Senob refers to her, the Octo-puss?) Food stamps is a part of welfare.

Толкова си досаден, че откачам!

Funny, that sounds EXACTLY like more than one conversation my sister, coincidentally called Patty, has had in her life.

Their laws are based on the strictest INTERPRETATION of the Koran. Mostly a bunch of vague wordings that falls under, for want of a better phrase, "what isn't expressly permitted is not allowed".

Proof that religion is bad?

I'm still trying to determine whether or not I, as a Brewers* fan, should have high expectations this year. *Shut up, Chef! You, too, Christmas_Ape, if you happen to be lurking!

I adore kisses. *swoon* I'm so damn fucking girlie sometimes.

I vote Republican and I voted for McCain. Got a problem with that? :thefinger The man of the household didn't vote at all, but if he did, it was going to be for Obama.

Born and raised in Wisconsin, and I call it soda. Anyone who calls it pop has to run like hell because I try to beat the shit out of them for offending my ears.

The link didn't work for me.

I was 17. Could've happened earlier than that, and sometimes I wish I'd waited until I was older. Oh, well.

I thought we operated by secret ballot. :dunno:

All I know is that I say "bubbler". And I have a bit of a New Jersey accent. And when I get pissed off, I sound some weird mixture of southern, Irish and British. I'm talented.

Wherever I happen to be. :D

I think I have a pic on my computer somewhere of me in a red and black bra...gotta see if I posted it already.

Brat.

I used to, but then it got too expensive. I rather miss it.

Minidog, you always have the most fascinating stories to read!!! :hatsoff:

Yeah, we're gonna miss Ben Sheets hiding an injury until he loses a game in the most incredible way possible. :rolleyes: And then he'll be out for months. Can't comment on CC. You should be able to buy it off the shelf. It's not available everywhere, though. Look around.

What about those of us without penises?

I have never ever gotten a complaint.

I have no issues with what the mother did. Just WHERE.

It all depends on how sad I am already.