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Hmmm...Senob's been road tripping without me again... :1orglaugh :1orglaugh again Especially my BIL's. They're the BEST.

OK, hold on a few weeks. I'll pay my way out there, and you can pay for me to leave. :D

OK, seeing as how I haven't gotten paid from my new job yet and all...and that I'm the next best thing to broke...YOU have to pay my way out there and back.

I'm a bit confused. How much is this porn you're talking about?

Mr. FreeOnes himself.

Pee standing up. I know a lot of this is in fun, but some of the female stereotype stuff upset me.

Because their right ones where chomped off while doing naughty things at an undisclosed location...across the street from a Greyhound station...in GB.

HOWEVER, at MY brothel, condoms are required, unless you want to pay child support. :tongue:

:bowdown::bowdown: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Back in the day, I had two dogs (not at the time) that I loved very much. One was a cream husky and the other was a black German shepherd. I miss them. :(

Even me? :sigh: Love the joke, even though I've heard it a billion times, but I have to burst a bubble here. There's some Trappist Monks that still make fruitcakes. You can order them year round from the Leaflet Missal (sp?) catalogue.

Well, I can see my "two for one" funeral deal comment won't be out of place... Seriously, though, that's sad. And kinda funny. But mostly sad.

Simple answer. The KKK still exists because there are people who still believe in it.

Just making sure. Will you be the father of my children?

:D If I'd been drinking soda, my computer monitor would be wearing it right now. Go back to Senob.

Wait until people discover "gay for pay"...THAT will blow some minds.

Applesauce?

Didn't you describe that one to me once? God, I didn't even see the whole thing and I still occasionally have vague nightmares. Senob's the one in the relationship that actually was born (and conceived) in wedlock.

How about pink?

:D:D:D:D Senob won't mind. He's too busy with his own male harem to care what I'm up to. :angels:

I didn't say THAT. I was unclear in writing what I meant. Sure I do. Less snoring, more bedspace, more Pepsi. You'd be surprised where he goes...:helpme:

Very interesting, but I'm not surprised to know that it was planned earlier than originally believed.

That's what I'm wondering.

Same as everything else, some do and some don't, I suppose. I can't imagine that I'd like it, but never having done it...

Glad you like it. Feel free to use as needed.

Senob says he's quite good at it, too.

I don't. I guess I don't count, though, since you have Senob. Neither of you need me anymore...

"Am I bigger than your ex(es)?" "Are you a virgin?"

Whore. Preferably with a heart of gold, but hopefully without syphilis.

Holy fucking hell. I knew I shouldn't have clicked the link. I need brain bleach.

How come nobody ever asks women if THEY like double vaginal?

Clerks Gone With the Wind Pride and Prejudice (A&E version)

Re: Considering most of us are 'live and let live', what disgusts you in porn regardl ...I can see I'm no longer your type... Senob and Chef. Senob and Chef. You know, I used to be a part of it all. I seldom watch porn. Occasionally the manwhore I live with (see above) will have...

Nope. I don't think you're my type. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ As for you gentlemen more or less making fun of the man, let me say this: Sometimes I think I'm the only woman on the planet who doesn't like really long and/or thick penises in me. I have a small mouth and small orifices. If...

Cool. A Michael Jackson joke that I haven't heard before. THANKS!!!! :D

In some cases, Abilify increases sex drive, even though one of the possible sides affects is decreased sex drive. Heh.

She's...not that good looking, IMO. Something about her eyes.

That's a bunch of fucking bullshit. Did my great grandmother try to pull that :bs: excuse when she came to this country from Denmark, working her ass off to survive and become a citizen? When raising her 12 or so children? No. No, she did not. And my other great grandparents who came from...

He can go. I don't mind. He just better not ask ME for money for it. :1orglaugh The Body Shop--it's...let me think...maybe two blocks away in the other direction... Anyhoo--they have an amateur night every Wednesday, I think. So there. :tongue:

Should I bore people and mention that Tupac is his given name and 2Pac his stage name? Anyhoo...anything involving 2Pac and music from beyond the grave won't surprise me.