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I sincerely hope you both enjoy having herpes.

:eek: Words can't describe.

Ask Senob. I don't have a clue.

I am not surprised.

A few, and I meant it every time. Chef, do I really need to profess my love for you on this board? I let the world know every day as it is...

I've already reached minion status with someone else.

At least 95% of all TV commercials annoy me...add a few more percentage points when I'm PMSing.

Well, reading this sucked time out of my life that I'll never get back. :ban:

Chef stole my answer.

I have done that many times. Aside from Wikipedia, let me think... MySpace Facebook customerssuck.com animalrescuesite.com (and the other five with it) I Google stuff various other sites in my AOHell favorite places, depending on my mood

I am speechless.

Keeping in mind that Senob's the one who got me to join this board...

I swear more than Senob does...and he's the one born in Brooklyn and raised in New Jersey!!!

Yes, you can but...I suspect different motives. :1orglaugh Honestly? In July. Hell, I worked all but two days in July, and one of those days was the last day. My first day of unemployment, so I could pack up and move to WI. At least two of the store managers knew I busted my ass day in...

Thanks most kindly for the quality leer. Must everything have a price?

You're a sad, pathetic person. And when, exactly, did I ask if she was divorced? Shady.

Happy new year to yourself, too. :D

Maybe it was. Maybe it wasn't. I'll let you decide.

Too funny for words.:1orglaugh

...And people are SURPRISED by this?

Favorite bands--MetallicA, Godsmack, AnAkA Favorite songs--almost anything by any of the three

How come one of the chicks in the first pic looks like Paris Hilton?

I chose celebrity. Why? I have no favorite pornstar, and I oddly crush on Charlie Sheen and John Cusack.

He just goes down a slide and then waves a Brewers flag. I miss the mug.

Only time I holler is when I have an orgasm. :tongue:

I hope your Christmas was snazzy, and may 2009 be a fantastic year. Not to jinx it, but it hasn't been so very cold yet very often...the snow, however... IT SUCKS!!!!!!

Highlight: Milwaukee Brewers making it to the playoffs. Lowlight: Milwaukee Brewers losing in the playoffs. (But at least they weren't swept!!!)

I am not surprised.

:looking around at friends and family: They're working the same kind of job that I am. They went to college. I did not. I saved myself THOUSANDS of dollars to work retail. Yay me!! :nanner:

I'd get lipsuction and a boob job.

I tried to post my favorites, but someone out there keeps deleting them. It's a conspiracy against me and my male harem, I tell you!!!

It said in the story that no reward was given.

Nessie

FreeOnes groupie for hire.

I stocked up on next year's Christmas cards and wrapping paper. :dunno:

They're being naive on that.

The things people find because of other people.

Works for me. :D

I think your sock stopped over here yesterday to see Senob. If I had read this post earlier, I would've crossed the street to the Greyhound station and sent it back home.

Senob's not doing it for ya anymore? :dunno:

When I was younger, we'd open one present each on Christmas Eve, then save the rest for the next morning. I think we stopped doing that when my mommy was not longer making enough money at her job to afford to get presents for me and my sister.

Any teams except the Milwaukee Brewers and the NY Mets. And maybe occasionally a Chicago team or two. Depends on my mood and the standings. :tongue:

Fucked up shit.

Both, I imagine. Now if we had a decent leering smiley, I'd have a better idea.

Senob escaped from his cage AGES ago. He's just being his usual occasionally slackerish self. I'll try to harass him into coming online. I hope your Christmas was mad snazzy and full of fun.

Thanks most kindly for the Christmas wishes. :) I hope you had a wonderful day.

I have seen common gray squirrels. Common brown squirrels. I've seen BLACK ones, and albino ones, too. And now, I have seen a purple one. Next on the list--plaid.

Water. :tongue:

Somebody watches House. :1orglaugh

I think I FINALLY know what to get Senob for Christmas...