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Congrats in being in the minority.

Infatuation can also hit you like lightning. This isn't something to trust.

Old news.

My post got removed? That's hilarious, man.

Depends where she is carrying it to.

Yes.

You won't really know until it's too late. Either you're married, she's fat, hairy and doesn't give blowjobs anymore. Then you know she ain't... Or you let her go. And you realise she was the best thing you ever had...

BE CAREFUL! SLOW DOWN! I am very happy for you, but nothing will put this girl off more than you coming on to strong. Give her a little bit of space. Make her chase you a bit. It's always tough finding the balance between caring too much and not caring at all, but it's very important you do.

Did they pay you to screw that bear?

Ceasars Palace pool. It's free to get in, you even get given a free towel. It's maybe not as shit hot as some of the other pools, but it's still pretty sweet. Head to the lesser visited Double Down Saloon http://www.doubledownsaloon.com/ Walk up and down the strip drinking cocktails, wasted...

He is nowhere and he is everywhere. He is no one and he is everything.

Daily, nightly and ever so rightly.

She melted. SEE WHAT I DID THERE?

If I was in that bar I'd be drunk and making a total fool out of myself with Aziani. Wake up with a red face and blue balls, no doubt. NO, NOT THAT BLUEBALLS! The REAL kind...

Porn fans and needless bans. The usual.

Blade > Blade 2 > Blate Trinity The second one was great. Including the CGI. Don't fuck with Del Toro.

True. But they could have thrown it away anywhere. Instead, they actually handed it back to him.

A few of these so called "drunkest things" I've done while totally sober.

Those wings are awesome. I like tattooed chicks, but usually hate wings. Hers are cool as fuck though, so rough and sketchy, like drawn on by an artist using a sketchpad. And a good size too, not tiny little things that look like chicken wings.

I get that. Fucking Northerners.

"Great weakness? It's possible I'm a little too awesome." Holy shit, that needs to be on a fucking t-shirt.

Bastards. Yet I can't help but think positively about the whole ID thing... That's a kind of nice thing to do. He couldn't sell it, it was of no use to him, so he left it... Kinda like a friend of mine, he got robbed while on holiday. He didn't have much on him, but he had a nice camera. The...

Thanks for the rep. Out of curiosity, what was the post you disagreed with?

I think maybe he just wants normal female on male gloryholes? If so, there are fucking LOADS out there, get your ass over to google. Queer.

No one did a great job in Blade Trinity.

Name dropping on someone who isn't even that famous = Loser.

I stopped having a willy when I was 10 years old. I'm fortunate enough to now be the proud owner of a penis, but sometimes he can be referred to as "cock" or "dick".

They scare the shit out of me. You never can tell until it's too late. One minute you think you've scored yourself an easy chick (with some sort of sore throat) and the next minute you got a penis in your asshole.

If someone else had put this up, I might have watched it. But seeing as it's WTF7WasPulled, I think I'll skip.

It's all fun and games until you get torn to shreds by a tiger you mistakenly thought wouldn't hurt you.

Kind of similar to the video, I saw a drunk guy do the opposite. He put his shirt on as pants: http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs383.snc3/23424_375384496292_518001292_5309302_5438712_n.jpg He was a fucking mess. The look on his face was priceless.

I'd remove all body hair. All that would remain is head, eyebrows and possibly a small landing strip. I think it would be for the good of man kind.

I can see amature out of my god damn window. Give me glamour, please.

Oh no, I've done that. It's for amatures, didn't really see the need to include it in my post...

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Game-Neil-Strauss/dp/1841957739

Let's keep in mind these girls who stick around for next years poll...

Pissed on my stereo. Puked on a girls vagina. Took a shit in the middle of a campsite then passed out. God knows how many people must have walked past me in the morning. Fell asleep on top of possibly the most beautiful girl I ever managed to take home. That one still haunts me more than...

www.threadless.com ROFL. You aren't serious are you? Nothing makes a guy look more like a dickhead than these kind of shirts. Are you a goth?

Yeah, all women say that. Then they fall for the bad guy who treats them like shit...

You can not even comprehend the size of the fuck I do not give for this movie.

Raquel Welch, 70 years old and still as hot as she ever was. http://www.furcloses.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/fur5.jpg Quite incredible really.

You are bound to witness something "paranormal" if it's built up like this. Your mind will play tricks on you. If you stayed in the house without being told it was haunted or had a bloody past, you'd probably not notice anything.

I used to eat these all the time as a kid, never once choked. The lesson to be learned here is that American children are fucking stupid.

... I always have the urge to listen to music. Just as I finish, suddenly a song will come into my head and I'll go to youtube to find it. Like just then, I jerked off to some black chick sucking on some guys balls, and as soon as I jizzed I thought "I wonder if there is a decent video on...

Yes it is.

Not even to check if they "cheated"? That was the only reason I watched again.

Not Fucking Likely

I spent over a month there last year. From Tijuana all the way to Chiapas. Never had any problems. The trick is to not be envolved in drugs or gangs.

So where does the fact that I didn't actually have a particular "candidate" come in? I'm trying to look at it from an un-biased point of view. A good level headed post. I doubt Freeones had anything to do with any "rigging" either. If I were a betting man, I'd put money on one lonely Sophie...