How do you know if she's the one?

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PirateKing

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If she's not getting on my case about proposing, ironically enough,
 

Kingfisher

Here Zombie, Zombie, Zombie...
Most people marry in lust, during that time when the chemicals in your brain are in full effect. I still waited more than a year, we got married. We moved in together, eventually getting married. Then 8 years later, came her horrible lies, and more. I only want her dead now for the betrayal of my trust.

The next girl I offer marriage to, is going to have to be pretty damn special. Or have a trust fund the size of Colorado, insanely hot, no family to speak of, and be dumb as a rock.
 

alexpnz

Lord Dipstick
3 ways:
1)If she walks into the bathroom after you take a gigantic shit and DOESN'T complain or gag!
2)If you put her in the dreaded Dutch Oven and she stays in there like a champ!
3)If she lifts her leg while delivering a stinkbomb!

Always remember this saying....."If she can let one rip and it lingers, then you should put a ring on one of her fingers!"
:hatsoff:
 

jod0565

Member, you member...
3 ways:
1)If she walks into the bathroom after you take a gigantic shit and DOESN'T complain or gag!
2)If you put her in the dreaded Dutch Oven and she stays in there like a champ!
3)If she lifts her leg while delivering a stinkbomb!

Always remember this saying....."If she can let one rip and it lingers, then you should put a ring on one of her fingers!"
:hatsoff:

That's all crap.
 
the only way to find out is to marry her.
 

Spleen

Banned?
You won't really know until it's too late.

Either you're married, she's fat, hairy and doesn't give blowjobs anymore. Then you know she ain't...

Or you let her go. And you realise she was the best thing you ever had...
 
You won't really know until it's too late.

Either you're married, she's fat, hairy and doesn't give blowjobs anymore. Then you know she ain't...

Or you let her go. And you realise she was the best thing you ever had...

And a cherry morning to you, too!
:wave:
 

L3ggy

Special Operations FOX-HOUND
It hits you like lightning.
 
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