Search results

  1. Spleen

    >>> Miss FreeOnes Winners HERE!

    I'd presume that if her 43000 followers were coming to Freeones to vote, they'd search for her on the site. But like I said, she's not even in the top 10 of the searches...
  2. Spleen

    >>> Miss FreeOnes Winners HERE!

    Congrats to Miss Hybrid, Vicky, Gisele, Hayley, Taylor and my personal fave Mariah! Now onto a serious matter. I'll happily be the first to call bullshit on Sophie Dee winning. Don't get me wrong, she's gorgeous and a great pornstar, and I need everyone to understand that I am NOT IN ANYWAY...
  3. Spleen

    Emma Ink

    There is no spoon.
  4. Spleen

    Fuck 'em. If they can't see the brilliance of Haviannas, they are just missing out. When I was...

    Fuck 'em. If they can't see the brilliance of Haviannas, they are just missing out. When I was travelling, I pretty much wore them every day for 6 months. When I got home, I still wore them even when it was raining!
  5. Spleen

    Obama the first president to wear sandals?

    Fuck yeah, he knows where it's at. Flip flops are the damn comfy. I bet they are Haviannas... Only the best for the Big Boss...
  6. Spleen

    Who do you think is the funniest man/woman alive

    Man; Bill Bailey. Woman; Aren't funny.
  7. Spleen

    Any girls into anal sex all the time?

    Not so much penetration, but all of the girls I've been with have loved it every time I've put my finger on their asshole, or slightly inserted. And I do that. A lot. My current girlfriend loves it every single time and never said no. But fucking her ass? She'd probably get bored. All girls...
  8. Spleen

    Guys, do you do any manscaping?

    Everyone posting on this board is at least 18. From what I've seen, majority of the board is late twenties and upwards. Average age for pubic hair growth is around 11ish. So who spends well over a decade or two looking at their pubes and THINKING about trimming them? Get the fuck on with it already.
  9. Spleen

    Homeless guy has a voice for radio!

    Pretty cool. I hope he makes it big in the voice over game. God bless the internet. What did your father do to piss you off so much? Stop taking it out on board members. YOU'RE ANGRY AT HIM, NOT US!
  10. Spleen

    Highway 50 "shoe tree" chopped down by heathens

    Bastards. Although, I see a lot of these springing up all over the place. I know it wouldn't be the same, but if you started a new one and made a facebook page asking people to stop by and fill it, it would probably only take a few months...
  11. Spleen

    Baker Street singer Gerry Rafferty dies aged 63

    Baker Street is one of the greatest songs ever, in my opinion. RIP G.
  12. Spleen

    How much do you think you are worth?

    My dad has quite a lot of money and I'm sure access to a little more, he'd probably be willing to lose quarter of a million. Not that I'd want him to. I can get myself out of the situation, just as soon as I reach that paperclip...
  13. Spleen

    Fart licker! (Your best childhood insult)

    "Your dad is dead!" I was only four, I didn't understand what death was. I felt awful once I realised what it actually mean't. It worked a treat though.
  14. Spleen

    Woman Claims Flu Shot Gave Her Neurological Disorder

    Re: Vaccine denial is dangerous No one is going to listen to anyones opinion on this forum. But thanks for your concern anyway.
  15. Spleen

    do you believe 911 was an inside job

    Hmmmm, nothing about her makes me believe this conspiracy more. And when I was talking about people coming forward, I'm talking about the hundreds of people it would of taken to plant explosives in all 3 buildings. Where are they? The idea that so many people could pull off something like this...
  16. Spleen

    R.I.P Tubby

    I'm pretty sure no one on this board will give even a slight fuck about this. RIP anyways....... I guess.....
  17. Spleen

    do you believe 911 was an inside job

    Fuck those videos. They are not experts, they are just people who got a crazy idea and went on youtube to rant about it. If 9/11 was an inside job, it would have taken a HUGE amount of man power to destroy three buildings and put a hole in the pentagon. And not ONE of those people have come...
  18. Spleen

    Woman Claims Flu Shot Gave Her Neurological Disorder

    Anytime you respond to Blueballs from now on, it must begin with "Yo bluebells".
  19. Spleen

    Favourite line from South Park?

    "I'm not sure... I'm HIV Positive..."
  20. Spleen

    Brianna Banks / Briana Banks

    You'd have thought that, after this many years in front of a camera, she'd have picked up SOME acting skills.
  21. Spleen

    Oscar-nominated actor Pete Postlethwaite dies aged 64

    Great actor, don't think I've ever seen him do a half assed job of any role. RIP.
  22. Spleen

    rate this body

    I fucking wish the average real life woman looked like this. But I've seen "average", and it ain't this...
  23. Spleen

    rate this body

    It's not all about that.. Her body is in great shape. Good skin. Toned. Great legs. Looking at this body in a negative way seems like a side effect of watching too many fake plastic pornstars...
  24. Spleen

    rate this body

    Anyone putting average or lower needs to get off the internet and find some real women.
  25. Spleen

    Police officer killed in furious firefight in Ohio trailer park

    Don't fuck with these boys.
  26. Spleen

    Tory Lane 2010 Review

    Tory Lane in 2010... She's been a whore all year... What more can I say?
  27. Spleen

    Your favorite piece of chicken?

    I ate chicken brain once. It was definitely my least favourite piece.
  28. Spleen

    The Hell With Gravity!!!

    I'd be a richer man today if it weren't for pyshics If I could levitate I would sell lots of tickets And maybe do an interview with Larry King While flooooooooating
  29. Spleen

    How many death threats do you normally receive?

    A couple of years ago I set up a porn website just featuring Native American women, being a white guy, everyone took offense and claimed I was a racist. I got planty of death threats and they called me out on the news and everything... If anyone is planning on doing the same or something...
  30. Spleen

    'Biggest Ever' Fox Caught In Britain

    In other news, the largest amount of fuck not given was found on the freeones message board...
  31. Spleen

    Are Girls With Tattoos Becoming More Popular?

    Yes, quite obviously. Of all my female friends, about half of them have tattoos. And just look at porn, more have them than not.
  32. Spleen

    Anyone ever kill a chicken?

    Are you joking?
  33. Spleen

    Bangbus is fake

    You want me to walk around asking people if they think Bangbus is real? No thanks.
  34. Spleen

    The Serial Faciliazer... my porn webiseries idea

    Never gonna happen. Don't quit your day job.
  35. Spleen

    The sexiest female body part?

    I find a womans mind/brain sexy too, but this is a porn forum, no one wants to hear about it.
  36. Spleen

    My Life is Bro

    You were thinking about anal sex the whole time though, right? BRO!
  37. Spleen

    The sexiest female body part?

    Get off the board.
  38. Spleen

    Now that the erotic section of Craigslist is taken out...

    It's nearly 2011 dude, get with the program. This shit is easy and fun.
  39. Spleen

    My Life is Bro

    You clearly aren't and never will be a bro.
  40. Spleen

    My Life is Bro

    The Stranger is a technique as old as time itself.
  41. Spleen

    Going to the Adult Entertainment Expo for the 1st time

    Well I was joking, but you are filthier than most so maybe he should give it a go :D
  42. Spleen

    Bangbus is fake

    No they don't. Find me someone who does and I'll admit I'm wrong, but I've never heard anyone say they think it's real.
  43. Spleen

    Going to the Adult Entertainment Expo for the 1st time

    The girls love it when you try to put pens up their asses instead of the usual autograph.
  44. Spleen

    This really make you think if the PRESIDENT of the usa really cares or not

    Pretty good song. Sadly it had to come from a singer I can never take seriously.
  45. Spleen

    Hahah, awesome. New avatar possibly! Merry Christmas Mr Meow.

    Hahah, awesome. New avatar possibly! Merry Christmas Mr Meow.
  46. Spleen

    The cable about Anna Nicole Smith

    Haha, that's awesome.
  47. Spleen

    'Boring' porn stars

    Brandi Belle, I don't even think she enjoys sex.
  48. Spleen

    Who is your favorite performer from Band Aid?

    Another Sting vs Phil Collins thread, cleverly hidden within a band aid poll...
Top