After I jerk off...

[Spleen]

... I always have the urge to listen to music. Just as I finish, suddenly a song will come into my head and I'll go to youtube to find it. Like just then, I jerked off to some black chick sucking on some guys balls, and as soon as I jizzed I thought "I wonder if there is a decent video on youtube of Soundgarden playing The Day I Tried to Live in concert..."

I guess it's something to do with being on the net. Free porn, free music...



Anyways, how was your day?

 

[Facetious]

I always get a craving for a chocolate milkshake after . . after . . yea. :o

 

[jod0565]

I thought you mught have wanted to listen to Big Balls:

 

[BoboBrowne]

I jerked off this morning to a Lisa Ann ******* video, then listened to Lit Up by Buckcherry on Youtube while I was on Percocet.

So yea...it's fuckin' amazing.

 

[mrtrebus]

:dunno:

 

[vodkazvictim]

:wtf:

 

[lurkingdirk]

I generally get asked to apologize by BlueBalls for shooting cum in his eye and/or ear.

I slap him instead. Then he cums on my shoes.

Predictable, but effing hot every single time.

 

[busaguy79]

I look at myself in the mirror and tell myself how sexy I look then proceed to cry for 20 mins in the shower

 

[BoboBrowne]

I look at myself in the mirror and tell myself how sexy I look then proceed to cry for 20 mins in the shower

Or as John Boehner calls it, "Wednesday".

 

[Deepcover]

Watch a movie.

 

[~~whimsy~~]

So you like watching pathetic white men get dominated by black women while the white wife gets banged by the black guy?

Sicko!