What's the Drunkest thing you have ever done?

[Spleen]

A few of these so called "drunkest things" I've done while totally sober.

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

Totalled two cars.

 

[ai-ni-ichi]

confused a cop car for a taxi and tried to get in the back. i wanted to go to the strippers, but instead took a nice trip to the police station.

 

[Jagger69]

I really hate to admit this but when I was in college I got shitfaced at a kegger and was (ahem...sorry MADD) driving home when suddenly I heaved all over the dashboard of my car. In my drunken stupor, I simply pulled into a self-serve carwash, popped a couple of quarters into the machine, opened the front doors and hosed my dashboard off.

Needless to say, the next morning was not a good one.

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

I really hate to admit this but when I was in college I got shitfaced at a kegger and was (ahem...sorry MADD) driving home when suddenly I heaved all over the dashboard of my car. In my drunken stupor, I simply pulled into a self-serve carwash, popped a couple of quarters into the machine, opened the front doors and hosed my dashboard off.

Needless to say, the next morning was not a good one.

Man, that's crazy Jaggs. I know I totalled a couple whips and smashed up a few others but I can't recall ralphing all over the dash. Yes, I did walk out to my Proble the day after and find puke on the steering wheel, but I never drove through a damn wash and hosed that bitch out.

 

[John_8581]

Here's another. We went to a nightclub in Long Beach in three cars for a bachelor party. Yes I drove my car there. Later, I got in with my friends and my friend Steve drove to a Syosset dinner in the early morning. About 22 miles away. Yes, I couldn't figure out why they were laughing. Anyway, the next day, my girlfriend had to drive me to the parking lot to pick up my car.

 

[busaguy79]

Me and my friend got totally drunk off our heads one night bar hopping in downtown Modesto, it was a 3 day weekend so we thought as staggered out of the last bar of the night that we should drive to Reno! We get to my friends car and he says I should get some sleep as he will drive half way there and then i'll drive the rest of the way.
I fall asleep for a few minutes and I wake up with us doing a 360 spin on a offramp! As the spin finishes my friend says that maybe we should go home, I agree so he starts driving again and I snooze off again. Sleeping for a few minutes I wake up and wonder first why have we stopped? Then wonder why there is so much smoke in the car and why it smells like blackpowder??? And then I look down at my knees and wonder why there is this deflated airbag between my legs!? I assume my friend past out driving and the car drove into the middle barrier on the freeway.
I casually get out of the car to look at the damage then procede to take a piss looking at the car stopped out in the middle of the freeway. Luckily the car still started and was able to limp the car off the freeway to some rug store and we waited for the tow to get us! Only made it to Roseville!

 

[Niels]

I have never been drunk! I dont like alcohol that much.

 

[Tittyman5000]

I think im gonna get pretty wasted tonight, my cousins from out of town are here to visit and they are some riled up crazy ass italiano's, Fo Get About It! Ehh!
Bound to be some stories tomorrow

 

[Lexi Marie Mayhem]

If I tell you I'd have to kill you...but the top 3 would probably have to do with:

- A stripper in vegas...

- The glow stick incident...

- Or the Rocky Horror show in New Orleans at Midnight on Halloween...

Toss up on which is the top.

I just want to know what the glow stick incident was all about. ..

 

[STDiva]

Fought a guy at a wedding. Left, with no licence, hammered, with my friends car. Went to a bar, got in another fight, got kicked out, slept downtown. Woke up at dawn with lots of explaining to do. I've never been so embarrassed in my life.