#10 You should vote Republican because it's a comfort to know that the CIA is listening to my phone calls
#9 You should vote Republican because we'll never pull out of Iraq and you wouldn't want Halliburton's stockholders to lose money.
#8 You should vote Republican because the Polar Ice Caps are already melting and global warming has been proven to the satisfaction of about 96% of the world's scientists, but it probably won't have any effect until the present average American is dead so why waste time caring about the future?
#7 You should vote Republican because women aren't entitled to control their own bodies anyway and we wouldn't want them to start thinking they have rights.
#6 You should vote Republican because Greed is Good, and companies like Exxon deserve the massive tax breaks they get. Besides, no one would ever want to visit Alaska anyway.
#5 You should vote Republican because the Constitution has a lot of big words in it and who wants to be bothered with reading it anyway.
#4 You should vote Republican because you think a 700 mile fence is a good way to protect a 2100 mile border, and because if southwestern companies couldn't employ slave labor ******* aliens the cost of okra might go up.
#3 You should vote Republican because you wouldn't want anyone whose lifestyle differs from yours in the slightest to have any self respect or even rights.
#2 You should vote Republican because it's easier to deal with life when you don't have to decide things like where to spend your money when you don't have any.
#1 You should vote Republican because when Exxon makes a QUARTERLY profit of $12,000,000,000.00 based largely on tax breaks that encourage them to suppress supply and God forbid they should spend even one dollar on research regarding alternative energy sources, while at the same time you have to decide between filling your tank and paying your phone bill, you think that's a good thing.
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#9 You should vote Republican because we'll never pull out of Iraq and you wouldn't want Halliburton's stockholders to lose money.
#8 You should vote Republican because the Polar Ice Caps are already melting and global warming has been proven to the satisfaction of about 96% of the world's scientists, but it probably won't have any effect until the present average American is dead so why waste time caring about the future?
#7 You should vote Republican because women aren't entitled to control their own bodies anyway and we wouldn't want them to start thinking they have rights.
#6 You should vote Republican because Greed is Good, and companies like Exxon deserve the massive tax breaks they get. Besides, no one would ever want to visit Alaska anyway.
#5 You should vote Republican because the Constitution has a lot of big words in it and who wants to be bothered with reading it anyway.
#4 You should vote Republican because you think a 700 mile fence is a good way to protect a 2100 mile border, and because if southwestern companies couldn't employ slave labor ******* aliens the cost of okra might go up.
#3 You should vote Republican because you wouldn't want anyone whose lifestyle differs from yours in the slightest to have any self respect or even rights.
#2 You should vote Republican because it's easier to deal with life when you don't have to decide things like where to spend your money when you don't have any.
#1 You should vote Republican because when Exxon makes a QUARTERLY profit of $12,000,000,000.00 based largely on tax breaks that encourage them to suppress supply and God forbid they should spend even one dollar on research regarding alternative energy sources, while at the same time you have to decide between filling your tank and paying your phone bill, you think that's a good thing.
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