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Everyone gets an animal and an element. I'll look to find a place that spells it out...

Ah, that explains it. Was wondering if it was something along those lines. And I believe I've said previously I'm pro-you-as-dragon :yesyes: Actually, on the Chinese zodiac I'm a fire dragon :).

Well, I can (oddly) say that you with scales is definitely sexy :yesyes:. I am a bit curious about the snake/New Year thing though...

Cool. :) Star Trek tends to have less boobs in it. Thus Star Trek is obviously inferior. :D Wow. That's pretty damn great, not to mention sexy. Did you use something in particular to make that sort of scaly pattern?

It is pretty fucking amazing. I like the nose. And the way the red "fur" kind of highlights and frames your eyes. Also the white running along your jawline emphasizes how nice it is. Out of curiosity, how long did that take to do?

If you're referring to your anatomical face, you are correct. If you are referring to the expression you're making... uh... well... :D Hmm, Harley as a fox is surprisingly... foxy! (yes, yes I know... don't worry, I already feel super bad about making that pun :() It is a neat makeup job...

02, 03, 06, and 15 look like they were made for giants. Or maybe they just make you look like you're bordering on Tinkerbell-size. :D I approve. :thumbsup:

Awesome! :D Is it just me or do some of those hats look huge on you? :confused: Also... there's a whole tonne of sexy and adorable in that group of pics :yesyes:. There's also "Hat18" which totally made me lol. :1orglaugh

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Is he? See, I didn't get that far...

Use paragraphs, proper words, and punctuation. I assure you, this advice will help and more people will be prone to read your post (which I tried, then gave up on).

So are grinders, blimpies, heroes, Gatzpies and God knows what else. I think people need to stop coming up with new names for these things. Wow. I had been thinking more, like, tights and capes but... yeah, I'm not gonna be complaining about that. I like your choice better :D. (also, it has a...

I shall vote for Lacey Black.

Aww. Pretty. :) You know, if you get a normal-sized one and hold it closer to the camera it'll look bigger! :D

Hey, if given the choice of licking you or the cookie, I can certainly guarantee I would not choose the cookie... :D

What is the second most delicious thing in that pic? Excellent answer! :D

Well come on, who would say no to that!? Hmm, Harley may have just discovered a totally new market... partially used foods. :D

Hmm... that sounds pretty intriguing. :yesyes:

I kind of knew that. :D Hmm, good to know.

That's true, but generally you still want to make a decent impression on the first go around. Especially if things are still new. You approve of guys thinking about their unattractive buddies? Ew. I hate baseball and I'd totally rather think about baseball. :D :thumbsup:

Thanks for noticing! :D :thumbsup:

I was just using the stereotype because it's the stereotype. I don't know enough about baseball to actually think it about it :D. But I have personally thought about other things on occasion. Yeah, I know a guying thinking about something else while he's there with you doesn't seem overly...

This is probably incredibly true.

You don't think "serendipitous" is sexy? :( I mean... look at all those syllables! And it sounds awesome. :1orglaugh I totally don't. That's just the stereotypical thing guys are supposed to think about to distract themselves when they're trying to hold off on cumming. :yesyes:

Sushi? So he's a Blieber AND a hipster? :shocked: That was actually in last year (more or less anyway). It was how I did a lot of my voting. It was basically just "miss.freeones.com/[model-name]". So your profile would have been: http://miss.freeones.com/briana-lee/ Those pages had links you...

Swearing isn't really sexy or unsexy. It's rarely the words, so much as what is said with them. Except "serendipitous"... that word is just really fucking sexy. :yesyes: Also this. If you want to tell me a story write it down later and I'll read it when I'm not busy thinking about baseball...

State-controlled media is an abomination. It should be sensibly run by power mad Australian billionaires with the strict goal of supporting right-thinking Conservative ideals and playing kingmaker. You know, fair & balanced.

Are we just talking about in the contest, or in general? Because I'd like to know if we'll have enough influence to get Anders to lose the Beiber avatar? I mean, if he's going to have an avatar of some boyish, vaguely effeminate pop star it could at least be Miley Cyrus... (I kid, I kid...

Why? :confused: Because I've made a bunch of requests? It's not like I'm badgering her to do them. Heck, I've flat out said I'm more than fine with her not doing or back burnering any of my requests she wants. I doubt she's ever felt very pressured by me. If it's just the amount I talk to her...

You know, if you sent me the pic I could let you know and maybe put your mind at ease... :shy: :D Your eyes are pretty damned spectacular. (Have I mentioned lately how much I like the brown? :)) But then, so are your lips...

Well, I can't imagine you're getting your condoms, vibrators or sexy lingerie from Starbucks, so I just assumed it had to be lube. Wait...is that where you get your sexy lingerie from? :confused:

You really need to stop using coffee as lube... a good scalding down there is probably going to drive the girls away you know. :nono:

Huh. So all that work, all that cleanup, and scratches to boot... and just one pic? Is it at least a really cool pic that was totally worth it? Okay, another question: Why don't you use lip liner? (yes, I am very curious and find stuff like this interesting :D) Also, I've never been a huge...

:( ... That's okay, I'll just be over here. Lying awake at night, dying from the curiosity. :D Hmm, something else I'm wondering about that you might be able to answer... You said it was for the main image for the erotic art section, so does that mean it's just one pic? No set or anything to...

I'd rather keep her happy. I'm not much of a tease. :)

Ah. So I can at least be thankful all of the trouble and scratches weren't because of me! :D So what did you use that was so hard to get off? Again curious, why do you have to be careful not to go outside the lines? And why more so than with lighter lipstick? Weren't you supposed to buy her...

I hope that wasn't my suggestion of you drawing a picture on yourself... :( What was so tricky about the black lips? Being a guy I'm not overly familiar with the trial and tribulations of makeup application so I'm curious and stuff now.

Digging the goth pics. Also... ... it really, really does look very pink (and shiny :D). And laundry was probably a good choice of things to hug. And the smile in that pic... :heart: (Also, your boobs look incredible in the leash pics)

Sports fans are weird...

:D Cool! I'm not very good at throwing punches myself. I can get some power behind them, since I'm not a very small guy, and I know how... but I don't have a lot of experience there. Like you I'm not very aggressive. For the most part I try to avoid getting into fights. The ones I've been in...

Well, intentionally throwing a beer on someone is all... mean and stuff. Though, hmm... you pouring beer on yourself might be worthy of a pic request! :D Thanks, but it really wasn't that bad. I don't think he was expecting to get slapped, caught him off guard, so I think the punch was pretty...

Um... why? :confused: Ive been doused a few times. Once by accident. Me and some friends were walking around drinking at a local mall, we were young and it seemed like a good place :dunno:. We'd headed out for a smoke, and we split up for some reason. I think some of us wanted to go and look...

:dunno: I've seen a few pics, it looked... uncomfortable. Yup, they're molluscs. It's a pretty broad phylum. Contains squid and octopi, but also snails. :yesyes: :( Yeah, still sucks. I've been coated in alcohol a few times, but usually because it's been thrown at me :D.

By the way, that wasn't me being coy with a request. Feel free not to do that on my account. Also, I'm not sure, but I think it might be highly illegal. I'm sure there's no, like, "Assault with a deadly mollusc" charge, but there's probably something... Wait... was that intentional or...

What!? Oh God no! That would be weird and creepy! I was gonna ask you to throw a few octopuses at people and get pics of the resulting mayhem! :D

Thanks though... I'm not sure if Harley is into fisting... :confused: No squid? Fine, fine. That makes sense. But what about octopi? :D Thank you. :) And thank again! :D

\o/ Gratz Harley! :thumbsup: You kick ass!

Harley is really good at baking things. If she made the bread herself it could be pretty awesome and potentially worth the trip all on it's own... :yesyes:

Okay, legit sexy request...? Pics of your hoo-ha as wet and flushed as possible. :o While that does tend to show up in videos, it's much rarer to see in picture format... edit: Huh, I just noticed that for my 4,000th post I requested exceedingly moist pictures of Harley's vagina. How...

\o/ See! Plenty of sexy going on! :D