Bowl Preview---The Boise State "Chosen Ones" versus the Scrubby, bush-league, sad sacks from TCU
Analysis:
The Chosen Ones, aka the Broncos, will dazzle all who attend and watch the Pointsettia Bowl Tuesday Night. There will be trick plays galore, a nasty, knee-knocking, bonecrushing defense, and the Pacific Northwest's most chestiest cheerleaders. I predict MASSIVE RATINGS and lots of bitter, drunken, toothless TCU fans will be getting arrested at the game and spending the night in San Diego County jail. I heard a rumor that disgusted me about TCU. Apparently they were originally known, when the football program began in 1969, as the TCU Peeping Toms. They wore trench coats over their shoulder pads and would not de-pile the line of scrimmage or tackles. They would....linger on top of their opponent. GROSS! It took the entire TCU town (wherever they are) to rise up and demand changes for their football program...but in a nod to their peeping tom origins, they adopted Horned Frogs...
B.S.U. 49 tcu 13