Random Statement Thread II

[ChefChiTown]

So, I just had to talk to my cable company because I got a message on my cell phone from them this morning claiming that I had a service appointment scheduled for tomorrow, which I do not. Anyway, I called in to be like "what the fuck?", and the girl I talked to had the cutest voice I've EVER heard and...WELP...

Somebody should call a MLB umpire and prepare them for "instant replay" because I'm about to put some good wood on the ball, stroke a frozen rope and then hit the foul poul.

 

[Apex]

"It's a deep shot to center!"
:rofl:

 

[Bonezstorm]

Good evening to everyone!

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Evening bonez

 

[ChefChiTown]

Evening! It's afternoon here.

 

[Bonezstorm]

Hi I am online with my ps3

 

[L3ggy]

Listen to this:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pm1jm-3M-yA !!!!

 

[Fresno]

Later Friends have fun!

 

[ChefChiTown]

I want to watch a movie but I can't decide between these two...

Rudy or Happy Gilmore?

:dunno:

 

[L3ggy]

Gilmore!

 

[Smittmaestro]

I saw a Shelby Cobra go down the road the other day.

Shelby Cobra, that's a pornstar name!

Lauren Graham the older Gilmore Girl.

-cs™

 

[Spleen]

I want to watch a movie but I can't decide between these two...

Rudy or Happy Gilmore?

:dunno:

Happy gilmore all the way!

"Its allll in the hips"

 

[ChefChiTown]

:rubs eyes:

Morning jerks. Have you ever drank a root beer like 10 minutes after you've woken up? It sucks and I wish I didn't do it. It feels like my belly is an overinflated balloon.

 

[Apex]

Dr. Michio Kaku is one smart s.o.b.

 

[Fresno]

I'm leaving freeones if anyone wants to contact me my e-mail address is freeonespy@sbcglobal.net

 

[ChefChiTown]

I'm leaving freeones if anyone wants to contact me my e-mail address is freeonespy@sbcglobal.net

:crying:

STEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

 

[Apex]

goodnight ladies and germs, please let me know if you stay up late enough to see santa

oh hell, nevermind, thats not tonight!

 

[Smittmaestro]

The heck?!

Devon Michaels is an OCSM here?!

Why'd no one tell me?!

-cs™

 

[Vanilla Bear]

You didnt ask!

 

[Smittmaestro]

Heh!

Now I'm waiting for Bianca Beauchamp and Lanny Barbie to sign up!

-cs™