NFL '26 Season Thread

I decided to really think about a job I could have which would not make me miserable and want to be not alive. I think such a post would be as a journalist covering the NFL with the understanding that I am allowed to be an obnoxious idiot if Carolina is winning. I think I would be able to find enjoyment in that work. That would be really something.
 
Why can't there be ***** league football during the offseason? Like each team would have a second team in a smaller city within their market and they would play other smaller market teams in the offseason. On Sundays in July I could watch the Raleigh Vipers and compare the results of their games to a pregnancy termination procedure.

I also don't know why they picked the name Vipers. I told them opposing fans would call us "the wipers" but nobody listens to me.
 
Back
Top