Random Statement Thread II

[L3ggy]

Define a happy ending.

 

[busenbust]

FU Mr Market!

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Define a happy ending.

Light touching, finger play, nothing too involved. I must remain professional. :tongue:

 

[L3ggy]

Oh, so you don't whip out the cock, like in those clips?

 

[~~whimsy~~]

You, sir, are disgusting!!! :tongue:

 

[L3ggy]

Am not!

 

[Member442]

Sorry about that. Office of asses. That's actually about right.

I'm mad at the fucking bureaucrats asses at the Citizens Registration Office.

That makes more sense and that sucks *hugs*

I didn't go to schooling to get into the medical field to do things for free lol :tongue:

Though if you wanted a happy massage ending I wouldn't charge for that. I learned how to do a simple massage as one of my skills to get my certification. So you're covered all around. :hatsoff:

I'll keep that in mind.

Light touching, finger play, nothing too involved. I must remain professional. :tongue:

Well your a far better man than I. :tongue:

 

[HeartBroker]

:sing:
The cock must ariiiiiiiiise! :sing:

 

[vodkazvictim]

I



FUCKING LOVE




The answer a question with a question thread.

 

[Member442]

I'm happy for you *****. Evening everyone.

 

[HeartBroker]

*Tips hat

Evening Ma'am!

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Hello my new adopted ******!

 

[316sherm]

I am ******** :****:

 

[HeartBroker]

Howdy Whims!

































:wave2:

 

[L3ggy]

I'm adopted? NO WAI!!

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Yes. You will all live in my sweet, large mansion...

Does that make you all happy?

 

[L3ggy]

No....

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Oh well. It does not matter for you all will be uprooted from your lives and shipped to my mansion where you will live rest your days out in the basement making cute, pithy, whimsical greeting cards. For little to no pay.

It's not a sweatshop. Do not worry. I will keep you all at a cool temperature to avoid the shop getting sweaty! Yay for legal loopholes!

 

[L3ggy]

You'll have to catch me!

 

[D-rock]

Light touching, finger play, nothing too involved. I must remain professional. :tongue:

So does that mean you are into tickling then? :1orglaugh