Random Statement Thread II

[Vanilla Bear]

No need to apologize, buddy.

 

[L3ggy]

You're poor again? What's gonna happen to Bonnie & Clyde?

 

[Vanilla Bear]

They're gonna rob some banks, duh!

 

[L3ggy]

Foolish me.

 

[vodkazvictim]

Where can we hide the body? The dogs can only eat so much!
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[L3ggy]

Give it to me, I'll finish it.

 

[HeartBroker]

I feel like a God...

 

[Moonchild22]

Hey everyone. :wave2:
Lord. How do? :bowdown:

I wonder if any of you can help us out with this i.d.
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This is ******* me because I know I have seen her before and my mind is blank. (nothing new)

 

[L3ggy]

That's Petra in disguise.

 

[bustybbwlover]

i often disguise myself as myself, it gets people every time

 

[panzer103]

two weeks ago my $4000 mountain bike was stolen. Some asshole broke into my garage and took it. I think its someone who lives around me b/c a few others of my neighbors garages got broken into and their bikes stolen. Its somewhat funny because my bike has proper cycling position, and the seat is only comfortable if you have padded shorts on. and it has SPD pedals which are very tough to ride with if you don't have the right shoes on. I hope their ride was horrible.

 

[Bonezstorm]

 

[maildude]

Can you dig it??

 

[Moonchild22]

That's Petra in disguise.

(faint sound of crickets)

 

[bustybbwlover]

i had a ***** about gianna michaels last night which was funny for several reasons: 1) i rarely remember my dreams, 2) of the dreams i have remembered it's the first one about a pornstar, 3) it wasn't a sexy *****

 

[vodkazvictim]

You had a ***** about her and nothing sexy happened? This is why I wish you oculd control dreams.

 

[L3ggy]

No, A Nuclear Missile On Rex?

 

[Member442]

Hey hope every ones weekends were good.

 

[bustybbwlover]

my weekend was decently good

 

[vodkazvictim]

I'm suffering insomnia.