Random Statement Thread II

[Vanilla Bear]

I'm just wasting some time till my **** get home from their piano lessons. What about you whimsy? Oh and will you give me a sponge bath? you must be well trained in that art by now.

I said only old grumpy pee-poll!!

 

[~~whimsy~~]

I am now able to properly give perineal care and bathing indeed. I'll be glad to help you out.

 

[Vanilla Bear]

OLD GRUMPY PEE-POLL! Not young, beautiful Alisas!

 

[Member442]

I am now able to properly give perineal care and bathing indeed. I'll be glad to help you out.

Sweet.:kiss:

OLD GRUMPY PEE-POLL! Not young, beautiful Alisas!

Now that's not nice whimsy will get enough of that from time to time a nice chick should be included to kept whimsy from going insane.

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Hmmm....mokee.... :shy: If you want him to do it it's your decision.

 

[Member442]

Well I never have had a professional sponge bath. I'd love to see what the difference is.

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Well the professional nurse doesn't make anything sexual! Normally.

 

[Member442]

I know that Maley. That's what I'm looking forward too. at least for the first one

 

[L3ggy]

:sing:Sweet dreams are made of this
Who am I to disagree?
Travel the world and the seven seas
Everybody's looking for something
Some of them want to use you
Some of them want to get used by you
Some of them want to ***** you
Some of them want to be ******:sing:

 

[Member442]

:sing:I wanna use you and ***** you
I wanna know what's inside you

Movin' on
Hold your head up
Movin' on
Keep your head up

Movin' on! :sing:

 

[L3ggy]

Highfive!

 

[Member442]

How about you give me a kiss instead. Though I like high fives but I don't want to be one of the guys as I have boobies.

 

[L3ggy]

....

 

[Member442]

lol the best response I've ever had when basically asking for a kiss. L3ggy you never seem to stop surprising me.

 

[vodkazvictim]

lol the best response I've ever had when basically asking for a kiss. L3ggy you never seem to stop surprising me.

You ladies are never satisfied are you? Too much attention and we're pervs. Too little and we're not gentleman.

 

[Member442]

You ladies are never satisfied are you? Too much attention and we're pervs. Too little and we're not gentleman.

I liked L3ggys response as it was different and somehow from that all women can never be satisfied.
For your information I was quite satisfied. None of the members on here have yet to not satisfy me *****. :kiss:

 

[brodkill]

i am not sure if i have yet

 

[D-rock]

I'm trying to think of something to do and can't come up with anything. I'm kind of tired, but can't fall ****** so I'm trying to think of something in the meantime. I guess I could always go back to reading. :dunno:

 

[L3ggy]

Reading any good?

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Well I never have had a professional sponge bath. I'd love to see what the difference is.

We don't use sponges. We try to keep contamination down so we use four washcloths and a drying towel. I'd tell you how I was taught to do it, but I won't. You'll have to see for yourself.

By the way I charge lol