Post a hot pic and add your own kinky caption to it.

[ajthegas]

 

[ajthegas]

 

[SirHumper]

“I wanna do bad things to you” --- :rubbel:

 

[SirHumper]

“I want you, all of you. I want to feel you inside me, deep inside me. I want you to tell me when you’re going to cum, hear you moan my name and fuck me harder.” --- :rubbel:

 

[SirHumper]

Arnold Schwarzenegger has a long one.
Michael J. Fox has a short one.
Madonna does not have one.
The Pope does not really use his.
And Justin Bieber always uses his. What is it?

A last name. Shame on you for thinking something else.

 

[SirHumper]

Q: How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant?

A: He forgot to wrap his Whopper!

:rubbel:

 

[SirHumper]

What’s better than a cold Bud?

A warm bush.

 

[bigg mike]

Getting laid by my best friend's smoking hot daughter 3 AM at night by the pool. It continues to be our little late night secret...

 

[SirHumper]

You work at a post office? Cause I saw you checking out my package. --- :rubbel:

 

[SirHumper]

Would you like to try an Australian Kiss? It is just like a French Kiss, but down under

 

[SirHumper]

The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to fuck you on the floor. --- :rubbel:

 

[SirHumper]

Give me and "F"

Give me and "U"

Give me and "C"

Give me and "K"

Now fuck me hard!!!

 

[SirHumper]

Roses are red.
Nuts are round.
Skirts go up. panties go down.
Belly to belly.
Skin to skin.
When it's stiff, stick it in.

 

[SirHumper]

A vagina is like the fuckin' weather. Once its wet, it's time to go inside!!!

 

[SirHumper]

Baby I’m like a firefighter I find them hot and leave them wet. --- :rubbel:

 

[SirHumper]

Boy: "Want to hear a fuckin' joke about my dick? Never mind, its too long."

Girl: "Wanna hear a fuckin' joke about my pussy? Never mind, you won't get it."

 

[SirHumper]

Life is a lot like a penis - soft, relaxed and hanging free... then a woman makes it fuckin' hard.

 

[SirHumper]

"Get your big fuckin' cock deep inside me and I'll demonstrate.”

 

[SirHumper]

A guy goes into a bank. The clerk says,'Can I help you, sir'
He goes, ' Yea I wanna open a fucking account'

Clerk, 'Please there's no need for cussin'
'Yo motherfucka I just wanna open a fuckin account.'
'Sir I'll help you but watch your language'

So the manager comes over,' Is there a problem here?'
Dude says,' Yea mothafucka I'm trying to fuckin open a motherfuckin account an' this motherfuckin' won't let me.'
'Please sir don't curse and how much are you opening the account with?'
Dude,' 7 million $$'
Manager,' And this motherfuckin woman ain't helpin' you?'

 

[SirHumper]

Q: Why do blondes give such good blowjobs?

A: Because that's what they train for all their lives.