Post a hot pic and add your own kinky caption to it.

[SirHumper]

Q: What is the difference between ooooooh and aaaaaaah?

A: About three inches.

 

[SirHumper]

Roses are red Violets are blue how about I put my dick inside you? --- :rubbel:

 

[SirHumper]

What is a 6.9? :rubbel:

A good thing ruined by a period.

 

[SirHumper]

Rose are red, grass is greener, when I think about you I play with my weiner.

 

[SirHumper]

Wanna get together and test the spring potential of my fuckin' mattress.

 

[bigg mike]

"You're going to lie here and take my boyfriend's hard cock you cheating bitch."

 

[SirHumper]

Kiss me hard and fuck me harder. --- :rubbel:

 

[SirHumper]

Felicia Taylor --- :rubbel:

"Unzip and pull it out, give me your big motherfuckin' cock in my pussy. I'm all yours baby!!!"

 

[SirHumper]

Holly Tyler --- :rubbel:

"I just want to wrap my pussy around your cock. Now fuck my cunt."

 

[bigg mike]

I asked my best friends mom who is a sex therapist for advise about sex because I am getting bored with my GF. She decided to give me some help.....ALOT of help.




















I think I might have to come back for a few more sessions.

 

[bigg mike]

Alright, well if no one is going to participate then I think this thread has run out of steam.

 

[ajthegas]

Here you go, cant let this die

 

[ajthegas]

 

[SirHumper]

Felicia Taylor --- :rubbel:

I like your style,
I like your class,
But most of all I like your ass.

 

[SirHumper]

Felicia Taylor --- :rubbel:

Roses are red,
Lemons are sour,
Spread your legs and give me and hour.

 

[bigg mike]

She's hot but how about we see some other women?

 

[bigg mike]

"Mmmmm, (suck suck suck slurrrp!) I just love being a whore."

 

[SirHumper]

Joy Lipschutz --- :rubbel:

Twinkle twinkle little slut,
Can I fuck your precious cunt.

 

[SirHumper]

Holly, you should sell hotdogs because you already know how to make my weiner stand.

:rubbel:

 

[SirHumper]

Are you fertilizer baby, cause you just made me grow 6 inches.